You, sir, are automatic win.
I've got to say though that this is still a bad move for nintendo. They should've made a fricking peripheral for their camera instead. I was pissed that I couldn't even play my old GB games on the DS. But now that they've taken my slot away, wtf am I supposed to do with my Advance Wars and GoldenSun carts? At any rate, they should've kept this in the concepting ideas of the newer/better console a few years down the road (preferably a long time, seeing as how their original game boy lasted at least 10).
Obviously, you can still play Advanced Wars and Golden Sun... Provided you buy them (at full price) and download them using this new WiiWare thingy.
But yeah, I would have definately preffered this camera just be an addon. Then again, I guess we should have expected this. The only thing Nintendo are innovative at doing is making you buy the same thing, again and again.
$50 says that within 1-2 years there will be a new DSi. It will be slightly smaller, or a new colour, fix a few minor issues and maybe have a few very minor upgrades. You'll still get charged full price for it however.
Also, Velfarre. There is a fairly good reason for wanting the camera as an addon. Two actually.
1. I don't want to have to buy yet another god dam D$ just to use the camera. The camera has about the same quality as one of those cheap $5 webcams, but I have to pay like... $200 to actually buy the camera? Obviously, I may never want, or need the camera, but if in the future a game is released that uses the camera, that I want to play, then I need the camera, which means buying a DSi, not just a camera addon.
2. The camera addon decreases the battery life of the DSi. It is always on, even if it is not being used. (Also, the bigger screen on the DSi also decreases battery life). Again, having it as an addon that I can simply unplug when not using would have made this issue a moot point. But you know, it is only a portable console, it's not like people actually use it unless it is connected to a powersupply.