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http://omegle.com/

Omegle was introduced to me by my friend, who learned about it from a bunch of blogs or something. It's really fun and a great time sink.

Basically what it is, is a site where you start a chat without a screen name or a password or registering or anything (you're designated as You and the other person is designated as Stranger), and the site sets you up with a completely random person. You can talk about anything, and either participant can end the chat whenever they like. I've talked to people for five minutes, or for an hour and a half.

People from places like China, Australia, the U.S., and Brazil (there are a lot of Brazilians and none of them can spell very well) all use the site, and it's pretty fun. I've asked people for advice, I've had completely normal talks about jobs and vacations, and of course I've talked with plenty of trolls. The urge to lie is pretty great, and it's so easy and no one will know except you, so that's a fun alternative (I've never told the TRUTH but I've said things close enough to the truth so that it doesn't matter).

My friends and I have got some great moments out of this thing, with funny reactions from people and stuff like that. There's only on average about 4,000 people using it (when I started a week or two ago it was about 3,000) so it's not some huge mainstream thing yet.

I don't want to sound like I'm selling the site, although I guess I kind of am, but try it!

Also let's talk about our omegle experiences here! I'll start.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: say hi to my friends for me
Stranger: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.
Stranger: F.B.I
You: oh god no
You: please
You: i didn't mean to
Stranger: You are arrested.
You: please no
You: please
Stranger: You have 24 hours to find a lawyer.
You: or else what
You: and
You: you're aware, of course
You: impersonating an officer of the law IS an actual federal offense
Stranger: In your country maybe
Stranger: but in mine no.
Stranger: hehehehe
Stranger: but for your luck
You: federal bureau of investigations is only the united states, i'm pretty sure
Stranger: i am from F.B.I.
Stranger: so
You: then why can't you use correct grammar?
Stranger: find a lawyer
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You get plenty of weirdos.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: leave
You: just go
You: just get out of here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It's pretty fun to be weird yourself, though.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey from
You: brazil
You: you?
Stranger: okay cool
Stranger: sweden
You: what the fuck is up with swedish fish
You: seriously i want to know
Stranger: what do you mean with that
You: fuck you man
You have disconnected.

Usually when you say you're from Brazil, people just leave. Brazilians got a bad rep on omegle!

Anyways you guys should check it out, it can take five minutes or hours and hours, and it's pretty fun and easy and everything. Tell your stories!
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Aha! This is almost as good as that search engine that employed people to search for you. I forget the name, but it set you up in a chat with someone who basically searched for stuff for you, which was pretty useless because usually they'd send you like the first result off of google, but it was great fun having them search for local anti-feminist clubs and stuff.
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Aha! This is almost as good as that search engine that employed people to search for you. I forget the name, but it set you up in a chat with someone who basically searched for stuff for you, which was pretty useless because usually they'd send you like the first result off of google, but it was great fun having them search for local anti-feminist clubs and stuff.

Dude, ChaCha was the best. I used to fuck with them all the time.
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yeah i just discovered this today. it's pretty cool i guess. The first person I talked to was a girl from Holland who said she was trying to learn English. She seemed pretty nice. I haven't used it much, but I plan on finding out many people's life stories.
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see if we can find other GWers on it. whenever you go on say GW straight away.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: gw
Stranger: ARE YOU FROM FINLAND?
You: no
Stranger: ARE YOU FROM FINLAND?
You: no...
Stranger: fuck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Omegle is FUN.
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did you delete your post psyburn?

or was it just so racist a mod did???

either way you're an idiot
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Ok hi how you doin?
Stranger: im good
Stranger: weird people have been hitting me up on here
You: I'm going to ask you a series of questions I want you to answer them for me real quickly. doing a project for school.
Stranger: ok
You: um ok. do you have a pet?
Stranger: no
You: ok, whats your favorite color?
Stranger: blue
You: alright, where are you from?
Stranger: florida
You: M or female?
Stranger: male
You: alright final question!
You: you know the area on your body between your balls and your asshole? What is that called?
Stranger: lol
You: I'm sorry the correct answer was "CHODE" thank you for your time and have a good afternoon
you disconnected

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Yo
You: Hello I am the deceased Gen Robert E. Lee of the Confederate Army of Virginia
Stranger: Sweet
Stranger: You kick ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Did you win?
You: I've been stuck in this place for decades
Stranger: DO you need hwlp to get out
Stranger: help
You: No son, I don't think anyone can get me out
You: but tell me this
Stranger: I can build you a time portal
You: did we win the war?
You: did the south rise again son?
You: did we get our freedom?
Stranger: Nope the south did not rise again......sorry
You: ....
You: very well...
Stranger: It sucks ass. I know
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Last Edit: April 10, 2009, 08:29:59 pm by Coxswain
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hey
You: do you think psyburn is racist?
Stranger: erhm, I don't know?
You: well he says really racist things thinking he is a really cool guy
You: and then cries about being a minority
You: he would be racist no?
Stranger: shoot him?

thought id join in
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HALLOOW
You: hello my name is george washington
You: aint that a hoot?
Stranger: LOSER
You: my parents were jokers
You: gw?
Stranger: i am queen elisabeth
Stranger: i live on the moon
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

some guys are jackasses
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Stranger: Hi
You: hey!
Stranger: Doyou like peanut butter on girls?
You: yeah better than nutella
Stranger: Are you a girl?
You: is it because I use excaimation marks in my greetings :(
Stranger: No?! but are youa girl??
You: yes
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: how old r u
You: 19
Stranger: Ok
You: why is this of importance?
Stranger: its not important at all
Stranger: Bye

What is it with the whole OMG GIRLZ USE THE INTERNETZ thing anyway.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: gw?
Stranger: ?
You: hi
Stranger: Hi :)
Stranger: asl?
You: 52/F/London
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I found that quite funny.
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I'm an idiot.
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yeah i am not going to read that

i've been having a really awkward conversation with a 12-year-old girl from sweden for a while. she wrote a little german and swedish and japanese which was kind of interesting. it is way past her bedtime though.
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psyburn. what the fuck. why are you still doing this psuedo-racist shit
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I just played omegle. It was weird!



Also, I just kept wanting to close the conversation and move on to a new one really quickly. It was all "hi where you from? oh, wow!! okay, eat my dust!!!!" and just like that I was gone.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: METAL GEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: Hello goods sir
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You: does you wantings to buy used guitar strings?
Stranger: YES PLEASINGS
You: they're used thats the bests parts
Stranger: yesings
You: thats whats i likes to hears from the mouth on you
Stranger: how muchings is the pricings?
You: the pricings are kinds of pricey
You: hopefullys not for too much to you
Stranger: oh no but the pricings must no be to muchings
Stranger: how muchings
Stranger: ???????
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You: hola
Stranger: hello
Stranger: amigo
You: no hablo espanol
Stranger: o... que?
You: no hablo espanol
Stranger: o, well why didnt u say so
You: no hablo ingles
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hahahh this is fun
Last Edit: April 11, 2009, 02:50:54 am by aztec
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Stranger: im sure that youre a 15 year old little boy, sitting in front of your computer trying to be funny
lol wasn't too far from the truth, not bad


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the second person i talked to was also from toronto and goes to a university where most of my friends go. otherwise its full of trolls