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Stranger: hi!
Stranger: teehee
Stranger: asl?
You: butts!!!
Stranger: helooooo
Stranger: omg
You: butts!!!!
Stranger: r u d e
You: heh heh heh
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: 你好
You: i like boobs

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Stranger: do u like boy bands
You: i have two butts
Stranger: o really
Stranger: do u have pictures
You: how many butts do you have
Stranger: as many as i need to please u
Stranger: and make u cumm
You: i don't talk to people with less than 2 butts
Stranger: all over
You: i don't like that kind of talk
You: i'm out of here

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You: wet butt
Stranger: yo dawg
Stranger: i heard you like functions
Stranger: so i put a function in yo function so you can derive while you derive!
You: i like to wet my butt
Stranger: f(g(x))
You: wet butt
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: i am a butt alien
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Heh heh, What can I say?
Last Edit: April 11, 2009, 03:47:23 am by jamie
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hahahah i cannot believe it, an actual girl from my city hitting on me on omegle (i got her facebook):

Stranger: you're beautiful!
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Stranger: you have a girlfriend!
Stranger: how heart breaking.
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sure are cool flowerpower

hi5 bro
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thx, i swoon with the power of my text
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I like how you can so easily roll a character and play it out for a little. right now I'm  well I'm pretty much eddie murphy's jolly african guy character. it is pretty fun tho but I usually get a deadbeat from canada.
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this would be cool if it was for real.  by for real i mean not just a bunch of internet dicks thinking bwahahaha another avenue for asinine trolling//pranks.  also i probably wouldnt have much to talk about i dont think
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yeah its actually pretty boring
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I haven't gotten any internet people, mostly normal people from south america or deadbeats from canada. hi..im from canada....i have nothing valuable to say

the closest thing to internet was a guy who gave me a text rpg which went pretty well until I got "connection imploded"
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3041 users online stop asking for gws...
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man, i dont know what server you guys are connecting to, but so far I have only had the nicest people to talk to. i accidentally closed out of the window, but I've spoken to:

1) a 24-year old guy in China who works in  "logstcs" "depot" and hates his job. His english was kind of bad. He asked me if i liked "word of warcraft" and I told him no, not really. I told him a lot of people get addicted to the game. I asked him if he was addicted and he said "not serious." I asked if he had a girlfriend and he said "she is a A cup :)​" He told me he was eating "Chinese pizza" which is pretty much like regular pizza. Right before I left, he told me "maybe i losing something" when i told him WoW was OK as long as it didn't hurt him or others. He elaborated and said something along the lines of "i think i can do better in school work originally"

2) A 19-year old guy in Sweden who plays soccer and said he was hoping to go to the US soon. He had talked to some people in the US who said they could get him to go to school here on a soccer "scoolarship." When I asked him what he had to eat today, he laughed and said "Food in sweden is not so different from american food, i think. Except there is a stereotype that you guys like to eat more McDonalds haha"

3) A brazilian girl with bad english who wasn't too interested in talking. I linked a wikipedia page about Brazilian waxing and asked if that was popular in her country. She said something like "all of you think we brazilian are the btches" , said "fuck u" and disconnected. I felt horrible after that because I think she really took it to heart and is under the impression that all americans think brazilian girls are skanks, which wasn't at all what I was implying.

4) A guy from New Jersey who didn't know where Massachusetts was. i hope he was joking

5) A 17-year-old girl from Holland who told me she was trying to learn English. I told her to make sure to watch with subtitles (subs not dubs) and she confirmed that she was. Her favorite shows are "do you know... gossip girl??" and "the hills." She said she really wanted to come visit the US some day.


One guy said I AM CONTEMPLATING THE MEANING OF EXISTANCE and disconnected a few sentences later, but that's pretty much it for encounters with "trolls"! I've had probably 10-12 convos total and only one troll!
Last Edit: April 11, 2009, 05:01:46 am by ase
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this would be cool if it was for real.  by for real i mean not just a bunch of internet dicks thinking bwahahaha another avenue for asinine trolling//pranks.  also i probably wouldnt have much to talk about i dont think

Yes, I tried to talk serious for a bit but it was weird and difficult and then I just kept saying butts.
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like, i am honestly having lots of fun learning about different people! That guy in China was really excited when i told him i was from the us because he was watching "nba ^;____ :)​" and was wondering if I knew who "Yao" was because they really love him. I assured him most sports fans in the US know who Yao is.
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QUOOATE DIS IF U AINT EVEN READ THE WHOLE OP AND DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS   :sport:
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the people from asia are the best, they will just tell you about their life and it's kinda like real real lives I guess?
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the people from asia are the best, they will just tell you about their life and it's kinda like real real lives I guess?
Yeah! This is exactly it! Except they don't keep getting goiters and shit like in real lives.

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Yeah! This is exactly it! Except they don't keep getting goiters and shit like in real lives.


lol yeah and how about those africans and their sickle cell anaemia???
Last Edit: April 11, 2009, 05:45:02 am by DietCoke
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dont hate on SCA. it keeps em from getting malaria
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Cool service, but I guess it's just a matter of time before it becomes flooded with spammers.

Also chatlogs.
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The most interesting chat I've had so far was with a guy that begun the conversation by saying "I love you" to which I replied, "Me too! *hug*". We talked about greek star war bootleg vintage cards that were made in the eighties.