More than 10 times a day. I work in a lab

Uh, I tuck my hands in my sleeve so I don't have to actually touch it. It's not crazy, I don't think, cos those toilets stink and like I said pee and cum. It would be worse to get your hands all wet and stuff in there, I would have thought, touching what you would have to touch and then having wet and gross hands.

I just don't wash my hands after every little thing. It's excessive and I don't like that I am expected to lie about it cos I don't think people actually think it's gross I think they just want to look good in front of the ladies. Like Dr. House said "You're all a bunch of dirty fucking hypocrits. Now where's my Nintendo DS Lite?"

You're not crazy. The door handle is the third most dirty surface you might touch in a restroom. The first and second being the toilet seat and faucet, respectively.

Exactly! Which is why I don't touch any of that dumpy crap with my hands. I get in there, unzip, rezip and I outta there back to have a dance with my best friends!!!!

Where's this idea that there's pee and cum EVERYWHERE in a public restroom coming from?

Who is peeing and cumming on the faucet knobs??? Come on!

Honestly...

Only when I shower.

And since I dropped out of school again until next year I shower like once every 2 days.

In fact I'm sitting in my own filth as of this very moment. Oh it feels so awesome and manly.

Where's this idea that there's pee and cum EVERYWHERE in a public restroom coming from?

Who is peeing and cumming on the faucet knobs??? Come on!

Well Chef saw a guy masturbating on a computer in the public library and plus of course people are cumming on these things. People cum and pee on everything. There's cum on there.

And also, residuals coming off of hands. Maybe they chebbed one out in the stall and had a little of that white honey left over when they got to the tap. And they definitely had some pee on there, too.

That's disgusting, get a job and clean yourself

Yeah showers are another issue. I can't start the day properly until I've had a shower. Everything just feels dirty and lame.

So I guess three times a day I wash my hands. Once before I put my contact lenses in, once in the shower, and once when I take my contacts out at night. There are sporadic instances of hand washing that happen inbetween but I can't say where or when or why.

Jamie get over it and wash your hands after you touch your penis, nobody is cumming on the faucet knobs and any residual cum has probably been washed away from wet hands touching it

That's disgusting, get a job and clean yourself

If that's directed at me;

yea I know dude. I've been job hunting for the past week or so nonstop but haven't really found anything/gotten any replies back. I thought it would be fairly easy since last year I had previous experience working as a general labourer at a scrap yard.. I guess I'll have to end up taking that midnight Tim Hortons baking shift. I'd really like to do some hard work again though, last time I had it good but I fucked it up bad (thats stories in the drug thread)..

btw I'm chewing my dirty nails

Who's gonna make me? I don't care enough. I can't be bothered, I usually just want to get out of the toilet and back to what I was doing. I barely even touch my penis in the toilet anyway. I mean I'm generally standing so it's just unzip and let 'er rip, maybe with like a slight prod in the direction of the toilet bowl with one finger. That's not worth the whole song and dance. That's not worth the price of admission I'm afraid.

also even if you dont care about bacteria getting you sick, you should wash your hands after using the bathroom so that you dont give other people gross shit like this which closed a college near mine for almost a week

You've got dick on your hand though...

What some dude told me on xbox live:

"You stupid uncircumcised prick, you know you can get mucky mucky in your dick and die?"

If you don't wash it.. I suppose...

well you don't have to worry about pee because it's sterile but you should be cautious of touching foeces in the toilet. if you must use a public toilet I recommend not touching anything, and if that is unavoidable use the sole of your shoe to open/close doors, flush the facilities, et cetera.

why is it that most public restrooms have doors with pull handles at the exit? I always thought that was stupid, if anything they should be on the outside. I don't care if I touch someone's cum going into the restroom but coming out? that's dusgusting, now that person's cum is on my food. I'm not going to eat that.

headphonics is right though, most people do not wash their hands! sit inside a stall for an hour and see how many people do, barely any.

ironically, if you're sitting inside a stall for an hour, it is most likely an indirect result of some asshole somewhere not washing his hands

having extremely weakened bowels, I have spent several hours in such a way.

here's a question: shouldn't you actually be washing your hands before you use the facilities? I have a professor who does this. he washes his hands, uses the urinal, then washes his hands again. it's kinda funny to see him do it, but it makes sense because there is typically more bacteria on your hands than your genitals. if you don't wash before, you are actually contaminating your relatively clean genital area with bacteria and viruses.

Why not just live in a bubble faggits

I wash after I go to the bathroom, and usually after meals, so about 5-6 times a day i suppose