Ahahaha. I was just gonna say that my town is pretty small and not interesting, checked for boring news and found
this. There's been a swan that was hurt by some animal and just swam around in our river so my hometown decided to save it. Ahahahaha, they RUN RIGHT IN IT WITH A FUCKING BOAT and just as they hit it, he's like "OH FUCK!!".
I guess this is our equivalent to the american firefighters during 9/11.
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They actually wrote in the newspapers that this was dramatic