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The erotic fiction novel, "50 shades of grey" has been recently been featured on oprah's book club.

To commemerate this event Oprah stuck a rubber gag in her mouth and demanded that Dr. Phil "Ride her like a fatass pony" on national television. Everyone in the audience was given a complementary 12-inch barbed dildo, personally signed by E.L. James.

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O.J. Simpson has been voted the 2012 Sexiest Man Alive

He was unaminously nominated for the award after the release of his new fictious novel "50 Different Gloves That Don't Fit". The novel describes in great detail Simpson's various sexual expeditions including how he "Choked a bitch one time while he was fuckin her till she turned blue."

Women everywhere are lining up at the Lovelock detention center in Lovelock, Nevada where simpson is currently being incarcerated for book signings.

I originally wrote them all on facebook. I don't know very many pent up soccer moms but I'm hoping maybe it'll snowball and piss them off.
 
Fucking garbage ass shit
 
NUMBER ONE FASTEST SELLING BOOK IN THE WORLD
 
fucking hell
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Here is some totally offensive humor:

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A recent influx of marital separations have left lawmakers asking questions. Women everywhere have been lining up to become single again. A recent poll as to why these women are seeking liberation from the married life has yielded disturbing results.

The polls were ran with the following options A) Adultury B) Income and C) Boredom but because of a pattern of oddly consistant replies a fourth entry had to be added to the poll D) Pussy assed bitches.

The women wouldn't go into explicate detail. But apparently, they feel that the manhood of their would be lovers have apparently faltered as a result of persistant requests made by the ladies during intimacy being denied. As a result, predominantly middle aged women everywhere are lining up and filing for divorce proceedings. It must be noted that an alarming rate of these participants were wearing studded collars and revealing leather apparel. All of them had a copy of the 2012 erotic fiction "50 shades of grey".

On an unrelated note, the newly released film "Fuck her like the little whore she is" by XXX entertainment is number one in the box office today...
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I'm fine dude, I just post alot when I'm at work because theres not alot to do here. When I post less I'm usually at home cus the net was off. I'm actually feelin pretty good but I dunno shit like this fucks me up in the head.

Its also because I'm sober when I can't smoke something I think too much and can't really turn my brain off unless I'm tired.
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Fifty Shades of Grey has topped best-seller lists in the US, the UK and around the world.[1][2] The series has sold around ten million copies worldwide, with book rights having been sold in 37 countries,[3] and set the record as the fastest-selling paperback of all time surpassing the Harry Potter series.
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The plot traces the relationship between recent college graduate Anastasia Steele and manipulative billionaire Christian Grey. Steele is required by Grey to sign a contract allowing him complete control over her life as well as a non-disclosure agreement, something that he's required from all of his previous submissives. Upon learning that she is a virgin, Grey agrees to have sex with her in order to prepare her for later encounters, fully intending that the contract would be signed. As she gets to know him, she learns that his sexual tastes involve bondage, domination, and sadism, and that childhood abuse left him a deeply damaged individual. In order to be his partner, she agrees to experiment with BDSM, but she struggles to reconcile who she is (a virgin who has never previously had a boyfriend) with whom Christian wants her to be, his submissive and a to-do-with-as-he-pleases partner in his "Red Room of Pain".

Its a twilight esque cliche' ass erotic novel about a young girl being manipulated and victimized by a disgusting piece of shit to prepare her for sexual relationships with other men.

I haven't read it because the premise in itself made me want to throw up in my mouth a little bit. Its more submissive mysogonistic garbage like twilight except presented in the form of "women porn"
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Explain to me A) why this fucking garbage is selling so much? and B)who is largly buying it?
 
I'm assuming women. Please tell me I am wrong about this.
 
what the fuck is wrong with people
 
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The Fifty Shades trilogy was developed from a Twilight fan fiction originally titled Master of the Universe and published episodically on fan-fiction websites under the pen name "Snowqueens Icedragon". The piece featured characters named after Stephenie Meyer's characters in Twilight, Edward Cullen and Bella Swan.

Its gonna be a looooonnnng night...
 
 
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How about www.Indiecent.net

As a reference to progressive thinking and intellectualism being largly shunned and misunderstood in most societies and a direct reference to independent media.

Or www.Haddocks.net which could both be our new mascot and injoke which is much easier to get and the actual character itself kind of personifies this place.

I dunno if that would be an illegal namesake though. Also we could ask hundley to write some haddock puns and stuff to describe the place in a manner to pull in the indie community aspect of it I think.
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I still think this place needs to be revamped towards intellectualism and game making as a part of that. Rename it somethin practical, inside jokes are lame.
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yeah you're right

Maybe just tidbits like when he talked about kurt vonnegut being important, that dude that was gonna get executed, his last letter.

shit that stands by itself not the actual arguing. I liked the arguing and it fed our fire but I don't think its the most important thing about him.
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ahahahahahahaha

dday

"WHAT YOU MEAN I CAN GET 1000 HOT DOGS FOR THE PRICE OF 750? FUCK NO I WONT TAKE YOU TO COURT! OF COURSE I'LL SIGN AN AGREEMENT!  ehehehehe.....dumbasses"
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I feel the same way about funerals which is why I've pretty much started to refuse going to them? I went to my grandma's out of respect for her (she was a good woman) but any other ones I'll probably dodge.

People just make shit like that a dick measuring contest. Who is the saddest for them. Who is the happiest. What the fuck does it matter? To me it seems like alot of them are forcing that shit out. Maybe thats just my family though, prolly. I don't really react to such things like a normal person though which is another reason why I don't go. I've literally watched two people die and my composure doesn't change. At all. I think about them but its not the same as other people.

I like the way my aunt handled it though. She just died nearly a year ago now. What was left of us that weren't totally shitty all got together and had a BBQ. We drank and talked about her. Thats all she wanted.

Thats how that shit should be.
 
Edit: I should explain that. For me. Watching someone die isn't like THAT IS SO SAD ITS SO TERRIBLE! That part of the circumstance never really crosses my mind because its already a given and an inevitability. Its still just as hard if not harder for me to watch. But not because of sadness but because of an anger at myself for not being able to do a damn thing about it. So I had to leave last time before she actually stopped technically being alive and why I won't watch shit like that anymore.
 
I think thats why I don't like weddings like that. I see an inevitability I can't change and I'd rather just stay the fuck away from it. Which is probably just pessimistic. Because I can't tell for sure if those two people are the right combination of dumb and clingy to never realize their ignorant shit, it might actually work. Maybe its just that type of display of emotion and ignorance that just puts me off.
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I didn't articulate it very well but pretty much the two people getting married (they're still young and not very intelligent) and most of the people there (grown and pretty much the reason the kids getting married aren't intelligent) are the sort of emotionally shallow and intellectually void kind of boring people you'd normally see just sitting there looking at baby pictures or wedding pictures for a very long time (too long) and being like "AWWWW AWWWW!!" over and over again.

People that watch notebook over and over and over again

people that consistantly post corny ass bullshit all over facebook because they've got some unrealistic perception of what love is supposed to be and they think it should actually be like some sort of hellish "the days of our lives" sense of perfection and regurgitation of a sheltered concept of life.

the same sort of people who keep spitting out kid after kid because they think they're supposed to and I'll bet my 401k are going to realize their ignorance in 8-10 more years (maybe longer depending on how dumb they are) and I being the bitter fucked up individual I am, will giggle on the inside while simultaniously feeling shitty for the children.

I don't know if you know people like that. But yeah thats what I'm talkin about.

Imo a wedding isn't supposed to be just about those two individual people. But the unification of two segregate family units. The family is there for those people and thats the reason for the unification but being obviously emotionally gross about the whole thing (to me) is like some sort of public masturbation.

Also that sounds like its off of the movie "the warriors"
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a turd derivative

king is considered very good within the genre, though I wouldn't know because the only thing by him I've read is a graphic novel that's just a bunch of pictures of decapitated pigs

I know but the stories he constructs and the criteria in them...are just so fucking boring. It, Cujo, misery etc... I get what he's going for and how he's doing with it but its like saying LOOK I CAN SWIM and standing in a kiddie pool. Its just really really fucking lame to me. Theres nothing controversial or progressive about what he's saying or how he's saying it. I guess I'm looking for more depth behind it? more of a philosophical standpoint or something to make me give a shit? I've yet to find it. Maybe I just appreciate motive and meaning more than the actual words and their placement themselves?

I did like the stand though. I'm using the word "like" very loosely when I say that.

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I'm not a nihilist (or at least I don't think I am) but there is no such thing as beauty really. Its just a mental and cultural construct. And these days even that construct is being broken down so that what we are left with is "everything can be beautiful". Beauty, in any context, isn't something we as individuals, or as a species, should aim for.

I don't think so dude. There are things that are inherantly beautiful. A sunset, a sunrise, a starry night, even the way certain aspects of nature and life just seem to fall into some kind of organized fashion. Take a pitcher plant for instance. Its a carnivorous plant with funnel shaped petals that lets off a scent that attracts insects into it so it can consume them. That is so awesome. Thats beautiful. The way that thing just evolved and adapted to life around it, the way it grows and prosphers out of consuming a creature that more often than not's sole purpose is to advance decay and consumation.

Especially human beings though. Sometimes. The way we act individually and socially, the way we adapt and more often than not end up doing things that conflict with our very existance that put us at a disadvantage because of our own mental condition and obligations. Thats beautiful.

To ignore all that shit and be like "beauty is undefined and arbitrary" is a pretty monotonous way of looking at things. I also don't think that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder". Thats horseshit. Thats our own personal willingness or unwillingness to recognize certain aspects of the world around us.

I've never seen that movie but I prolly need to. I really liked the music, I even had a couple songs off of the soundtrack on my ipod at one point.
 
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I'll admit I literally can't comprehend the idea of being OK to just stop existing. That is not something I can even begin to relate to. I don't even know how to approach concept in order to relate with people who think that, at all.

You'd have to go into a sort of "to cut ones losses" way of thinking. Imagine going down a road, so far down this road you've walked and seen nothing but various things you didn't like and actually tortured you in a way. You know that this road is the only road you've ever known and isn't likely to change, its just the way it is. So far you've learned to live with what it carries you through but after awhile of looking forward and seeing nothing but the same shit that has felt like an eternity of trudging through, you make the decision to save yourself the trouble. I'm not exusing this behavior or saying theres anything right about it. But thats the kind of thought pattern you have to empathize with to "get it".
 
Not to be confused with emotional suicide which is different I think. Its usually the product of immaturity and impatiance which is why you see alot of melodramatic or sick teens doing shit like that, I think.
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Its amazing

the social commentary is so damn insightful. I just keep laughing out loud and going YES YES YES I've read half of it in a couple hours. I've never read a book that fast.

The harvard educated ex-wallstreet trading executive that is hired on to reboot a dying economy and studying marxist theory "white collars having to learn to get dirty". Every business associate, pampered yuppie trash asshole becoming completely worthless and having to learn an actual trade from the very same lower class people they looked at so narrow nosed and treated like some sort of commodity.

And that part with the hired security ex military merc dude and the "pampered, celebutant slut's" rat dog meeting eyes. "Wheres your master? Wheres yours? Fuck em..."

this.......this is my bible...
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whetever if you like it thats one thing but to say he's one of the best authors to have ever lived is completely disgusting.

Its like saying lost is the best show ever and its the well for all of your inspirations. Your inspirations are a product of turds. What do you call turds of turds?
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I've been seeing previews of this and I'm def gonna check it out.

That and that new show about that fueding pioneer family
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I haven't played the one you're talking about but I know hundley liked it (I think) and if you two think highly enough of it I might check it out.

Thats the thing I didn't/don't like about ME or most convo choice games. You either end up being cheesy hero or an unbelievable asshole. And unbelievable asshole is boring to me because it kind of ruins the game. I liked what they did with ME2 though I think it was easier to be a likable asshole but still not refined. Likable asshole is def the way to go.
 
If I remember correctly new vegas was pretty good in that way too where there was no classification and if you wanted to be a smartass prick you could do it and actually be funny and entertaining. I really liked some of the choices with new vegas.
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I hope not. I hope he somehow flukes and turns it into something good. After reading it and how the story is segmented and told through different narratives maybe that and the whole thing BEING WRITTEN ALREADY IN GREAT DETAIL will make it harder for them to butcher it?

I just started reading this book and its incredible.
 
Edit: Ugh this guy is horrible. How in the fuck? Like the only stuff he's done that isn't shit might be star trek and I haven't seen the second one which he produced himself so it might end up being garbage?
 
He's a writer and his favorite work and only work I even see him talking about is steven king that might explain why his shit sucks so much.
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World War Z

I just started it tonight and I'm at the palastinian narrative of the book. So far I love this damn book. The human element and the detail and specifics of the story as a kind of personal report, it makes it so much more involving and frightening. IE: the rate of the disease being spread increasing through black market organ transplants and smuggled refugees. The raid on its initial outbreak in a small town in tibet. The "patient zero" being a bitten twelve year old boy and the mystery around what exactly bit him and the doctor's frightening and gruesome introduction to the whole thing. His associate forwarning him by telling him their kind of code phrase for something horrible is about to happen, "everything is going to be alright".

man I love this book

Also the parts about the conflict between palastinians and israel and israel being pushed back towards the mediteranean sea, china being the number one supplier of black market organs via political prisoners, canadian anti terror units. I'm kind of wondering how much of this pre-war stuff actually has some relevancy to our current geopolitical status? This book is so damn good.
 
 
Edit: I just got to the part with the suburban mom talking about her kids acting up because of hearing about zombies so they got them on prozac and ritalin. "I can't believe she just sold all of her stuff and suddenly moved her family to some cabin in alaska. I thought she was smarter than that, one of those non-ignorant mexicans."
 
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH FUCK! THIS BOOK!!
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There are hundreds if not thousands of mullet swimming all around this ship. They are literally surrounding this ship and I can't fish them. Fuck I hate these fish...

Also theres a ground loose on one of those bigass steel beamed light fixtures in the shipping yard and it keeps sparking off every ten to fifteen minutes like a small bomb going off right next to the gangway where I'm standing watch.

Its our mexican shipping yard so the dock workers took good care of it....They put a goddamn barrier to stop people from accidently driving over the huge ass puddle of water surrounding it but absoultely nothing to stop someone from walking right into it.

I guess thats part of my job now
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