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I thought this thread was about fucking asses. Where is the ass fucking?
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No worries, guys. I knew it was a long shot. Thanks for replying, at least.
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Does anyone remember a guy called "Emcee Scene" or something like that? I think I played a couple of his songs on Babylon Burning (GW Radio) years ago. I suddenly remembered him while listening to something totally unrelated. He was some independent guy, probably only really rapping online. I can't seem to track any of his stuff down, but I may have the name wrong.

I know this is a long shot, but if any oldbies remember, let me know!
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No one has mentioned Questionable Content yet. It seems to (mostly) meet your criteria. Best read from the beginning (note: the art is pretty terrible in the early strips, at least compared to how it looks now).
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oh you premiums think that you are so special.
That's because we are.
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$775/month plus $30-40 for electricity (heat and water are included in the rent). One-bedroom apartment in a central neighbourhood in Edmonton, AB, Canada. Rents got jacked up about 2 years ago because the economic and real estate market got hot (I used to pay $650 for a two-bedroom in the same building, I moved into the one-bedroom because they jacked the rent up to $975/month and I had broken up with my girlfriend at the time, so had no one to split the increased rent with).

Unfortunately, when the market dropped, rents didn't decrease to match.

This probably seems like a really high rent to a lot of people in less expensive parts of the country/world, but it's actually pretty reasonable for the area. I could get a cheaper place if I moved up the road into a neighbourhood where people like to kill each other for fun, or to a neighbourhood that is not very central, but I like where I live and the rent is good for the area and even for the city in general.
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Picture of Adam Snider wearing new glasses

Hey look, it's KTT. Please ignore the strange facial expression. I'm not sure what the hell kind of weird face I was trying to make.
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I'm really late getting this news. I only just found out today (thanks to Hundley for pointing me to this thread again).

Even though I haven't spoken to him in months, possibly even years (has it been that long? I'm not sure), I'm incredibly sad to hear this news. I never met Steel in person, but I felt like we were pretty good friends at one point, despite that.

I don't know what to say right now. I'm honestly still processing this.

His family and friends are in my thoughts, and I hope that they're doing as well as can be expected under the circumstances.

EDIT: I just read Steel's "last letter." I'm seriously tearing up. The last line did it. There are no words.
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i really need a haircut. my hair is the worst

Actually, your shorts are the worst.  :fogetlaugh:
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Someone requested an update so here you go.
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Logic cannot overcome human emotion. . . . No but i agree that part was really stupid. McG tried to make some huge theme about THE HUMAN HEART.. etc but it was really dumb. the entire ending was dumb.

Agreed. I enjoyed the movie for what it was---a flashy action movie---but the ending was pretty lame. I also didn't really like how they did some things that didn't really jive with previous Terminator movies.

Like, magically the machines know who Kyle Reese is and what he looks like, despite the fact that the only machine who would have this knowledge was destroyed (i.e.: the Terminator from the first movie). Second, even if they did know what he looked like, they'd only know what he looked like as an adult, not as a teenager. Finally, since they know who he is, they just grabbed him out of the line at Skynet, instead of tattooing him and throwing him into a work camp (which is what he says happened to him in the first movie, when Sarah Connor asks him about his "holocaust tattoo").

Also, Common is a fucking terrible actor. Stick to rapping, dude. Stick to rapping.
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i have sported a beard for an extended period and my qualms stem from my experiences with one! depending on where your moustache begins capillary action will draw fluid from your nose. it feels like your nose is constantly about to drip, it's gross!
also if your beard can get wet it will soak things up. the most disgusting thing i ever did with a beard was drink a glass of milk. you can still drink with one but it becomes a bit of an artform imo

You are known to make up lies, but I will trust you on this one. However, I cannot say that I've ever had that experience. I hear people talk of such experiences all the time, but I've never had the misfortune, I guess.
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not if you like drinking anything. or if you get colds often. or if you want to pick up women.

Do not listen to this man. He knows nothing of beards.

1. I have never had problems with drinking things. Contrary to popular belief, the mustache does not soak up beer or any other liquids.

2. Kleenex is your friend. Blow your nose and you don't have to worry about snot dripping into your facial hair.

3. There are plenty of women who appreciate and even prefer a man with a beard. True, they seem to be less common than those who prefer a clean shaven man, but they're usually worth the wait.

There is one time that having a beard/mustache is a pain in the ass, however, and that is when you're eating an ice cream cone. It's pretty much impossible to avoid getting ice cream in the 'stache. However, I don't eat ice cream cones very often, and when I do, I just make sure to grab an extra napkin or two from the ice cream shop so that I can clean up properly.
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it doesnt take me very long

thats like perfectly maintained, though.  it looks like a robot did it
It doesn't take long, maybe 2-5 minutes a day; every few weeks I trim it down with an electric razor when it starts to get too long, and that takes a while longer (15 minutes, maybe?). But, really, it doesn't take much time for me to trim my beard.
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Hey suckas! It's KTT circa May 2009!

Emily Murphy Park 015
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KHAANNN!!!! is dead.
Kirk is pleased.
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Do what Israel does; missile strikes on universities.
I thought you were a troll...then I saw whole it was. So...elite trolling? :p
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I'll be committing suicide so that I don't have to suffer the Hellfire that will accompany the end of the world.
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These are the non-traditional songs I have in my playlist this year. 

Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire- Bob Rivers
I'll Be Stoned For Christmas- Bob Rivers
Christmas Time in Hell- South Park
Merry Fucking Christmas- South Park
Lonely Jew on Christmas- South Park
Santa's Beard- The Beach Boys
Little Saint Nick- The Beach Boys
Christmas in My Heart- Ray Charles
That Spirit of Christmas- Ray Charles
Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto- Snoop Dogg
Let It Snow- Boyz II Men
Christmas in Hollis- Run DMC
Christmas Is- Run DMC
Snoopy's Christmas- Royal Guardsman
The Night Santa Went Crazy- Weird Al Yankovic
Santa Claus is Watching You- Ray Stevens
Posada (Pilgrimage to Bethlehem)- Santana
Meet Me Under The Mistletoe- Randy Travis
How Do I Wrap My Heart Up for Christmas- Randy Travis
I Hate Christmas- Ren and Stimpy
2000 Miles- The Pretenders
Shiroi Koibito Tachi- 12 Girls Band
Back Door Santa- BB King
Blue Decorations- BB King
364 Days to Go- Brad Paisley
Penguin, James Penguin- Brad Paisley
Santa Looked A Lot Like Daddy- Brad Paisley
Santa Claus and His Old Lady- Cheech & Chong

They should all have Youtube vids so you can check them out and see if they're along the lines of what you're looking for. 


That's a pretty awesome list, actually. Any chance you could upload that playlist somewhere?
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its hard to care about this show at all in any way. mr. petrelli dies and its just "ok" and not YES thing like they want, because you just don't really give a shit and even if you did then you just assume he'll come back from the dead anyway. people in this show die and come back for no reason at all.
Exactly! That is one of Heroes' biggest problems: death is meaningless on this show, because pretty much everyone who has ever died has come back to life (or has had an identical triplet or something stupid).