ahahahahaha
my mom is trying to set me up on a blind date with some girl my age she used to work with. If its the girl I'm thinking about she's got a young kid but she's pretty hot.
Ah well I've got nothing planned anyways, haven't done anything like this in a long while, and the few girls I know back at home are so promiscuous trying to talk with one of them is pretty much pointless. Grab a ticket, wait in line, and hope they get bored of all the jobless, alcoholic, deadbeats trying to score another cooter.
So I guess I'll entertain the idea.
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS