now i am pretty much terrified my house is gonna get robbed, gonna sleep out near the front with a baseball bat i think!
If it bothers you that much, you could have your locks changed.
so my friend wants me to beat him up to keep up an elaborate lie which he doesnt feel like explaining. he said his other friends would enjoy it too much and go overboard... what to do?
Next time you see him, ask if he still wants you to beat him up. When he says yes, you can reply "I just did." He'll probably say something like "No, you didn't!" You can then stun him with "Of course not, I was
lying."