Racial Discourse:
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dsob11   Stop being a hater and get your white ass back to europe demon. Remember you came here and stole this land but you're too dumb to know your own history fuck bitch just suffer and die crying bitch.

hope not cause two of my friends were being asses and sent me like 500+ texts

when i was young I thought this was a ghost and not a polar bear

My audition reel. Circa 2010.

Wow, you keep that up jamie, you might just make it as the next actor.

haha the first level theme from Metroid was probably just imitating a Star Wars-type theme but I think it's a really strange piece of music in practice

I got my old bassist to come back up for the show tonight, so all I have to worry about are my vocals for a good half of our set list. I can run around with the mic, jump in the air, and do all kinds of idiotic shit again.

I've also got some lyrics/quotes from the band we're playing with stuck in my head.

"When you speak you sound like a drunken sailor from Alabama..."

"Chrome toed boots and an attitude, we were busting heads, you were sniffing glue..."

"'Cause in the end when you look back, you'll have followed your dreams and be proud of it all. And when you're dead and in your grave, you'll be six feet under, still standing ten feet tall."

I'm really going to miss their shows.

this lady undoubtedly spent hours teaching her dog her political beliefs


sigh

oh fuck there's a ton of these

a ton of people are teaching their dogs to hate political figures, as if the dog knows what the fuck you're saying

haha there is a Marmaduke movie coming out and Marmaduke is all CG and awful and it seriously looks like the same exact model as those marmaduke cartoons somebody posted a while back where he's actually a giant spider or a giant spider has inhabited his body or I dunno

the whole movie is some graphic designer laughing his ass off at his subverting real world big budget hollywood movie with abstract internet humor and nobody else involved in the production is aware of this

well it's not really like that jpeg but it's still way too realistic and did they even know what the fuck they were going for. Has anybody had the balls to do this sort of thing as an actual cartoon that's nicely drawn and all haha I never actually saw Simpsons Movie but I liked how it was just the cartoon but BIGGER and whatnot. Does trad. animation even cost that much like it costs 100 million dollars to animate 1 second of CG Marmaduke's balls you think somebody would be doing traditional animation just to be doing something different than the other guys and make people not feel like they're in a coma of pretty much the same exact movie for a second get their attention just see it out of curiosity and make a million dollars (or whatever is a lot in movie grossing terms)

yeah I know it's like a kid's movie still this could apply to comic book movies too maybe

can somebody please remind me of a movie trope that's sort of come and gone now but was just as annoying as infinite amount of comic book movies that will never trickle down and go out of fashion ever. Maybe BUDDY COP movies have died down but I dunno those still seemed more like a premise for a movie like plenty of movies are COURTROOM DRAMA and still have creative possibilities to explore with each one

Christopher Nolan is coming out with some new movie that is total Matrix-type bullshit but for some reason I found some parts of the trailer exciting and fresh. I guess Matrix knockoffs were as annoying as superhero movies but they seemed like a handful of movies compared to SPIDERMAN'S FRIEND PART 347

can somebody compile a list of things I should avoid in order to not lose my faith in humanity - movies politics music myface spacebook youtube comments section

Edit: Did I link that page where basically every movie poster/dvd cover in the past 8 years has had this gold/aqua color scheme and it is seriously like are they really that afraid to try a different color scheme do they believe in voodoo magic or what?? The real reason for Kick-Ass's breakout success was because the girl had purple hair and people were reminded that there were other colors aside from gold and aqua

those marmaduke cartoons somebody posted a while back where he's actually a giant spider or a giant spider has inhabited his body or I dunno

i love this

also yeah i saw the teaser for the marmaduke movie a while back and it's all about IT'S HARD BEING A TEENAGER...ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE A GREAT DANE!!!

did you see the full marmaduke trailer yet? it's really good. i don't think i can pick out a best moment but i like when marmaduke pulls one of his shenanigans and the guy's all like "marmaduke, noooooo!" but its okay marmaduke we know you have a good heart. i also like the part where marmaduke gets on the surfboard and the part where the dogs do a dance.


i would actually watch this film if it were just 90 minutes of marmaduke destroying things while his owner screamed in dismay

hol syht

well it's not really like that jpeg but it's still way too realistic and did they even know what the fuck they were going for. Has anybody had the balls to do this sort of thing as an actual cartoon that's nicely drawn and all haha I never actually saw Simpsons Movie but I liked how it was just the cartoon but BIGGER and whatnot. Does trad. animation even cost that much like it costs 100 million dollars to animate 1 second of CG Marmaduke's balls you think somebody would be doing traditional animation just to be doing something different than the other guys and make people not feel like they're in a coma of pretty much the same exact movie for a second get their attention just see it out of curiosity and make a million dollars (or whatever is a lot in movie grossing terms)

the simpsons has been CG for a while now dude, the movie was all CG

the main thing i remember about marmaduke is http://wondermark.com/the-comic-strip-doctor-marmaduke/
i read this a long time ago and had previously no knowledge of the comic so i internally go "heh it's the rape dog" when it comes up.

the simpsons has been CG for a while now dude, the movie was all CG

shit by traditional animation I meant more like 2d and shite, sorry

as opposed to poorly-designed pixar knockoff #372

and don't start about 2 and a half d or something, the basic premise is that it'd still look good as a flat drawing, and it is drawn instead of a 3d model that's moved around

fuck my friends that keep texting me when I said no