you have a poor imagination then


(hint:  it's caffeine, not the mountain dew itself)

I didn't think Mountain Dew had that much caffeine in it.  Like I can't even tell a difference if I drink like 2 or 3 cans or don't have any when I'm up late or anything like that, so I just kind of assumed it didn't have very much on that basis.   I mean I figured one moderately strong cup of coffee had more than like a 16oz of Mountain Dew

i thought all green-yellow sodas were caffeine free like 7-Up, but Mountain Dew has like much more caffeine than coke. But outside the US most of the dew doesn't have caffeine.

I didn't think Mountain Dew had that much caffeine in it.  Like I can't even tell a difference if I drink like 2 or 3 cans or don't have any when I'm up late or anything like that, so I just kind of assumed it didn't have very much on that basis.   I mean I figured one moderately strong cup of coffee had more than like a 16oz of Mountain Dew

I don't feel any difference when I drink it, I just feel a difference when I DON'T drink it.  But tbh I don't think it takes that much caffeine to have withdrawal when you don't have it--my mom only drinks Diet Pepsi and she has the same problem.

But it's the dumbest and easiest to fix addiction, and this is why I am currently working on fixing that shit.  It's hella unhealthy to be like that.

At least you're safe from vampires with your dew-saturated blood velfarre

Apart from Gamer Vampires...

49mg/8 fl oz.

It feels sooo good when I take sip man, I can't describe.

pls choose the watermelon. that would go well with my kfc.

What does the gamer fuel thing taste like. Never came to New Zealand and always wondered if it tasted any good or not? Watermelon sounds good as well!

Game fuel is great, sucks cuz it's limited time though, it's in its 2nd run, first halo 3, now WoW. Maybe I could send some to you Tau, would hate for you to miss out.

Can you get me some autographed gamer fuel

Why do all of these new flavors have to be based on some fruit
What does Mountain Dew taste like
Nothing
I want a new Mountain Dew that tastes like nothing I've tasted before

i can arrange that.

i assume you've never eaten your own poop.

Please post a dew vid King of Games.

Its in the works bros. Be patient.

I don't want to watch your fucking video, just tell me which dew flavor was the best and I'll kindly be on my way.

MOUNTAIN DEW CONTAINS KNOW CARCINOGENTS

DO THE CHEOMO

ps the other day i had blue mountain dew game fuel. this shit was fucking bright blue. i was with a buddy and we bought it because it looked like nuka-cola quantum even without holding it up to a light. i can't describe how disgusting the taste of this stuff was. we were going to pour it out onto the street but we were afraid that some animal might lick it up and die, so we threw it in the garbage in the hopes that it was a better alternative.

later on i had the worst fucking diarrhea i've had in years, and the game fuel was the only irregular thing i had eaten for days. at that point the borderline illegal dose of caffeine helped me out, because having furious diarrhea while you're trying to sleep is the worst thing in the world. the caffeine would not let me sleep, so at worst i had the energy to keep running to the bathroom every five minutes.

i have no idea how anybody can fucking drink that stuff. i am completely confident that stagnant pond water is better to consume on a regular basis than mountain dew game fuel.