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King of Spooks

#41 August 04, 2009, 06:38:55 am

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Some bitchass pasta with some leaves in it....that aint no way to live, bro.

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Farren

#42 August 04, 2009, 06:40:50 am

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learn how to cook for yourself

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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pburn

#43 August 04, 2009, 06:41:24 am

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Quote from: Coxswain on August 04, 2009, 06:40:50 am

learn how to cook for yourself

My parents won't let me cook.

Last Edit: August 04, 2009, 06:46:12 am by Psyburn

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Farren

#44 August 04, 2009, 06:52:41 am

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tell them you want to learn so you can run your very own oriental restaurant franchise

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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pburn

#45 August 04, 2009, 06:55:52 am

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Quote from: Coxswain on August 04, 2009, 06:52:41 am

tell them you want to learn so you can run your very own oriental restaurant franchise

No i mean, like I say I'm gonna cook for myself and then they still end up cooking and it's weird.

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Mongoloid

#46 August 04, 2009, 07:12:53 am

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is there a way to mail food and keep it good?
do they have a "keep frozen" option at UPS?

I think we should all cook for psyburn and send it in the mail.
I wouldn't eat anything without a return address on it though.

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Pulits

#47 August 04, 2009, 09:20:16 am

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If you wanna get big, you gotta eat big!!

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Mongoloid

#48 August 04, 2009, 09:33:38 am

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I think that food looks delicious but if that's an example of what you eat every day it makes sense that you don't weigh much. You need lots of proteins and dareisay exercise to gain weight.

It's not as healthy an idea if you are eating veggie filled stir fry type dishes all the time, but I know people who have used eating peanuts to gain weight. They are pretty cheap and you can eat them outside or while you're doing whatever. I think you have to be moderate though cause too many will clog up your bowel.

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Vellfire

#49 August 04, 2009, 11:34:07 am

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Quote from: Psyburn on August 04, 2009, 06:55:52 am

No i mean, like I say I'm gonna cook for myself and then they still end up cooking and it's weird.

probably because they're going to cook and eat whatever they want no matter what

just cook something for yourself and eat a separate meal, or go to someone else's house and cook or something, you need to find some way to get your own food into your system if you think your parents' is so awful

Quote from: Mongoloid on August 04, 2009, 07:12:53 am

is there a way to mail food and keep it good?
do they have a "keep frozen" option at UPS?

I don't know about how well it works for food but when I had a snake I would order frozen mice and they were packaged with dry ice to keep them frozen. It would probably work just as well for food.

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datamanc3r

#50 August 04, 2009, 02:30:57 pm

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Or we could just send him frozen mice. Nom nom nom...

The sort of bad thing about cooking, though, is that once your parents recognize that you can cook, they make you cook for the whole family. Not that that should be a deterrent -- cooking is usually fun and rewarding. Usually, the first thing people learn to make is pasta, so if I were you I'd try that.

Last Edit: August 04, 2009, 02:32:45 pm by Juris

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Mince Wobley

#51 August 04, 2009, 04:39:03 pm

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Quote from: Mongoloid on August 04, 2009, 07:12:53 am

is there a way to mail food and keep it good?
do they have a "keep frozen" option at UPS?

I think we should all cook for psyburn and send it in the mail.
I wouldn't eat anything without a return address on it though.

Freeze drying is what the astronauts use

Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)

I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

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Marge

#52 August 04, 2009, 04:48:51 pm

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That looks like some yummy noodles. Seriously, if you don't want to sound like a whining teen give us something more than a pic, because that looks good. What was it, how was it made, how did it taste (other than bad, I think that's given)?

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Evangel

#53 August 04, 2009, 04:50:03 pm

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I cook a lot for my parents now. They used to go through a lame weekly routine of hamburger helper, hamburgers, spaghetti, tacos, BEEF BEEF BEEF BEEF BEEF. Now I've been introducing them to stir fry, various pasta, chicken parmesian, fajitas, and various vegetables. It's a lot of fun, as I'm usually bored as shit at the house and it's something to do. I've taken quite an interest in making the finest stir fry glaze.

keep posting...

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datamanc3r

#54 August 04, 2009, 05:15:10 pm

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Okay YOU need to be posting pics too.

"I would be totally embarassed to write this, even as a fakepost. it's not funny except in how you seem to think it's good. look at all the redundancies, for fuck's sake. "insipid semantics, despicable mediocrity" ugh gross gross. I want to take a shower every time I read your prose." -Steel

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big ass skelly

#55 August 04, 2009, 05:24:36 pm

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Cooking for your family is actaully a great idea psyburn.

Like say DON'T COOK TONIGHT POPPA-SAN, MOMMA-CHAN... got it covered.

I wish my parents had got me cooking for the family like 1 night a week when I was younger because cooking is a really good thing to be good at when you leave home. Not enough parents teach their children to cook any more.

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King of Spooks

#56 August 04, 2009, 05:58:51 pm

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well you usuaLLY LEAVE IT up to the woman to cook.

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Evangel

#57 August 04, 2009, 06:03:09 pm

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Quote from: Mark on August 04, 2009, 05:24:36 pm

I wish my parents had got me cooking for the family like 1 night a week when I was younger because cooking is a really good thing to be good at when you leave home. Not enough parents teach their children to cook any more.

Yeah, it was a rough road when I moved out, like HOW MAKE PANCAKE. The internet helped a lot, but trial and error is the name of the game. I learned how to improvise many dishes, too, as I was broke, but had a good variety of spices.

keep posting...

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Marge

#58 August 04, 2009, 06:18:32 pm

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I'm doing exactly the same thing right now, trial and error, learning to cook mostly by improvising. I rarely use recipes as they are, I google a few examples and mix something along the same lines. My mum makes so damn fantastic home food I just have to learn to cook, I can't live on pea soup after that. Should've made her teach me a few tricks before moving out.

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Carrion Crow

#59 August 04, 2009, 06:20:41 pm

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I am skinny and have a small appetite but I tell ya, go running or even better go swimming and you WILL get seriously hungry.

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ATARI

#60 August 04, 2009, 07:50:11 pm

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Quote from: King of Games on August 04, 2009, 05:58:51 pm

well you usuaLLY LEAVE IT up to the woman to cook.

I dunno I feel that in more recent years its been guys that have been getting into cooking again. Like my brother who just got married is the cook of the house and I've been working on learning how to cook myself. I've seen this trend at college too, with guys being the ones who are able to make more of the fancier dishes and that sort of thing.

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