Topic: This is why I'm thin (Read 4285 times)

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*flexes* which way to the beach?
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that's because we are being emasculated. seriously.

seriously?????????
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that's because we are being emasculated. seriously.

well you're the ones that rule the entire world so why don't you just do something about it?  :fogetlaugh:
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We can't because we're too busy shaving our chests and scrotums for our spouses
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Uh DUH pussy just SAY "NO BITCH I'M NOT SHAVING SHIT", you're the one who's not fulfilling their role in society.  You're too soft, that's YOUR fault.
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Uh DUH pussy just SAY "NO BITCH I'M NOT SHAVING SHIT", you're the one who's not fulfilling their role in society.  You're too soft, that's YOUR fault.
Everyone, observe the level of aggressiveness in this particular female specimen. This is the alpha female in her prime, an exquisite example of how they usurp our positions of power.

When they stop cooking for us...

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Oh no emasculation a fate worse than death!!!
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that's because we are being emasculated. seriously.

Does it hurt?
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I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb
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fromage a la mode le aerosol

what is the cheese ON? toaster leave-ins?
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That's cheese? I thought that was goat entrails. Or liquified swine flu.
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I thought it was mayonnaise
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I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb
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I thought it was macaroni
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Its cheese in a can! How does that stuff taste I wonder?
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mmm i love toaster leavin's
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I end up having like a lot of random ethnic food like these Indian TV dinners because they're like a dollar and a half (maybe because there's no meat) but yeah I need to make more food where it doesn't involve just microwaving/boiling/frying something. I was trying to motivate myself by learning how to make this Hungarian thing that I'll probably never have again unless I learn how to make it because all we have are hipster Japanese restaurants and stuff well honestly there is a variety of food but Hungarian restaurants are just too obscure

Edit: Feel free to make some random joke about me being hungry for Hungarian food
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he captioned it fromage a la mode la aerosol, you don't need to know french

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I'm wondering if you took that picture. you've posted about your eating habits before so it's believable. but what's really good about the picture is how the plate appears to be sitting on a crusty bathroom floor with a palmers super sale paper and a dunkin donuts bag
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he captioned it fromage a la mode la aerosol, you don't need to know french

really good eye mate, thanks! looks like i was far off this time!

don't make fun of his kitchen though mate! you a rich boy?

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