Topic: This is why I'm thin (Read 4285 times)

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probably looks like regular old shrimp on the barby to you, right? what's that, baby wants more shrim from the barby? baby wants more shrim on the barby?
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I'm wondering if you took that picture. you've posted about your eating habits before so it's believable. but what's really good about the picture is how the plate appears to be sitting on a crusty bathroom floor with a palmers super sale paper and a dunkin donuts bag

i imagine a guy parked on the toilet with a bib and fork and knife in each hand, about to chow down.  maybe a candle or flowers for atmosphere.
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 I'm thin because I eat nothing but junk food and never eat meals. Like, I ate 5 bags of popcorn yesterday and skipped dinner and that's all I ate. I'm going to have a heart attack or something but I can't stomach meals so I just snack constantly. I'm start to gain lots of muscle now, though. I gained about 10 pounds in the last year so hurrah!
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what the fuck.  are you guys 3???  eat your goddamned dinner!
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I'm thin because I eat nothing but junk food and never eat meals. Like, I ate 5 bags of popcorn yesterday and skipped dinner and that's all I ate. I'm going to have a heart attack or something but I can't stomach meals so I just snack constantly. I'm start to gain lots of muscle now, though. I gained about 10 pounds in the last year so hurrah!

for a sec i thought you were me but i don't eat popcorn often i usually go to mc donald's everyday

where i eat fries mainly btw, i usually can't stand the burgers there
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I wouldn't be able to stand juris if I didn't picture him as the baby in his avatar.
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ahahahahahahahahaha
ethnic food, not like that american food

you know what i mean, just not bland north american white dinner family shit like pasta with a can of corns and a piece of meat (although judging from this topic that would even be better than a lot of what you guys eat/get served).
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he captioned it fromage a la mode la aerosol, you don't need to know french

I wouldn't be able to stand juris if I didn't picture him as the baby in his avatar.
but that would make it ice cream wouldn't it?
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it doesn't look like ice cream and that would be so gross.
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it was kiwi brand cappuccino fudge ice cream and my kitchen is similar to masaokis's
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ahahaha another bad example due to the pizza box but here's my kitchen

those dunkin donuts were my flatmates, she brings them back when she travels (there's one at the airport) and that palmers sale really wasn't that super (palmers is a plant place, i had actually just come home and put the mail on the counter (my keys are there too))
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how much do you want for that hilarious banana picture
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fromage a la mode le aerosol

Why is it, at first glance...this looks like a combination of brains and string. Yum, I shouldn't of eaten that SANDWICH NOW!!!  :blarg:


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how much do you want for that hilarious banana picture

it's not mine to sell! also the cheese was a birthday present from my brother, i picked it back off the icecream. literally picked it up, it's practically plastic.
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it is icecream?!

first of all, why is there cheese on your ice cream? second, why is your ice cream on a plate!?
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Here's what a REAL kitchen looks like.

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Nice kitchen dada. I'm actually very surprised they sell HP sauce in the netherlands, I thought it was just a british thing

Also I think you keep those jars from a subconscious desire to start making your own jams
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Yuck, looks like cheddar intestines.

Err, sorry to hear circumstances pushed you to this.  Do you ever eat out or anything towards something you do like and just go to town on it?  I'm usually pretty open to most stuff  myself and can polish off a plate or two.  I can never seem to gain weight though, I'm 6'1" and I've been at 165 - 170 lbs range for the past few years.

I however, have no problem finding pants in my size. :P