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Do you hang around with YOU cousins?
Good pals, just a relative or what what?

Do you want to fuck YOU cousin?


TELL ME ABOUT COUSINS
they are not YOU siblings, but it's like almost, but like NOT.




As for me, I never see my cousins.
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Ha, I never see or speak to my cousins either. My parents interact with family members all the time but I never get to. Oh well, screw cousins. I don't need relationships with people, just stuffed animals!
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Last time I hang out with my cousin was a party I held earlier this year, but aside from that my contact with my cousin has been decreased since the passing of my grandfather in the summer of '05.
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My cousin sleeps here from monday to friday but I don't even talk to her she's much more adult than I am even though she's 1 year younger and she's into things like horrible death metal and wine
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i have 3 family members within idk 40,000 miles
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I have about 70 cousins, but I'm not close to any of them.  Probably because most of them are idiots.
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I have two cousins and they are strange grown up southern lads who are mostly good at sport who crash cars a lot.

I have not seen them in 10 years and whenever I receive correspondence from them they alway get my age wrong by an average of two years although if you were to receive £20 in the post I doubt you would be too bothered if they still thought you were 18 when you were 20 either.
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i have 1 cousin who is practically my sister and 3 more cousins that are not, but i still know them all very well. my immediate family is pretty close.
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i was pretty close with my cousins on my mom's side of the family. we used to see each other 2-3 times a week, but as we got older i just kinda grew apart from them, now i only see them at christmas/thanksgiving.

on my dad's side of the family all my direct cousins are 30 or older and my second cousins (their kids) are all 5-10 years younger than me so theres a big age gap. i'm pretty close with one of them though, but he and his wife and kids live in canada so i never see them either! it sucks because hes such a cool guy to hang out with.
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I wish my fam was closer but I don't know my cousins too well, some of them are overseas and most of them are weird kinda rural types. Like hardcore Christians from the southern states of the us almost.
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almost all of my cousins live in russia and the other in israel. they're all about my age so we hang out whenever i'm in the area
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My cousins are old enough to be my parents (white side of family), and my other 30+ cousins are living in the philipines so I don't know any of them (my mom has 13 brothers and sisters).

Cousins are great though when they're around, especially when they're older because they can get you stuff. My cousin closest to me died recently due to a freak heart problem. It's surreal when they go.
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I wish my fam was closer but I don't know my cousins too well, some of them are overseas and most of them are weird kinda rural types. Like hardcore Christians from the southern states of the us almost.

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I don't have any cousins, mum was an only child and my auntie is a lesbian :D

I do have like.. 2 second cousins though, but they're about 40 or something and i never see them.
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I would like to get to know them better. Some of cousins are nice and cool people, but I only seem them once or twice a year in family happenings. Most of them are a at least 5 years older than me though.
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I have fairly good relationships with most of my cousins, but none of them are around my age so we're not HUGE FRIENDS or anything.  The only cousin I have that's near my age is two years older and is kind of horrible.  I have some older cousins (in the 20s-30s range) that I see often and enjoy seeing though.  I also have an 8 or 9 year old cousin (I forget when his birthday is) that is pretty cool, when he comes to my house all he wants to do is play Pokemon Stadium on the N64 with me.  He doesn't get why there are so many pokemon he knows missing, but it's still cool.  They're almost all in this area, with the exception of one cousin who moved to Alaska.  The rest are either in Kentucky or very very close by.  I can access most of my family in a half hour drive, and almost ALL in an hour and a half.  So yeah, I'm pretty close to my cousins, both geographically and emotionally.

Except for the meth addict with the terrible teeth.  We tend to just ignore her.
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I have two younger cousins who visit often because our dads are twins and they get on rather well together. Their about 9 - 12 and they spend all their time in my room playing on the ps3, they cant get enough off LBP and I have to listen to them laugh their asses off when they play through a fun level while I try to sleep.
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I've only got 3 cousins.  They all live in the New England area (while I'm in FL).  There's one I see every few years, and he's a month younger than me, and we share a lot of interests, so that's cool. 

The other two I've seen only a handful of times, they're brothers and at least 4 years older than me.  It's funny because they're like Bizzaro opposites of one another last I saw them.  One is this light-haired big jock character, who's in the Air Force.  His brother is this pale, skinny, dark-haired guy with hip glasses and gauged ears.  He was a casino blackjack dealer.
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I have a few cousins here but they are like the my dad's age so we probably just visit them occasionally. But over in the states I have quite a few and I hang out with them a good bit. Although the youngest cousin is really annoying and spoiled but hey family is family!
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I got lots and lots of cousins. My moms side I got a bunch of half black baby cousins. Half of them with my aunt and the other half with my cousin (so they'd be my second cousins).

The only cousins I hang out with on my dad's side are brothers and one is an ex-con ex-meth dealer who is funny as shit and the other one is 25 and a short balled polack.

the ones on my mom's side I hardly see but I hang out with them sometimes. I hangout with my cousin tommy when he's at home in new orleans and he's crazy I hear he breaks bottles over hobos heads.

and my cousin mike and doyle, one is in the navy and the other is a bailbondsman
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