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I think I'm about the same except I'm a little taller and weight a little heavier and I'm convinced I am not fat at all and that also I could break you in half
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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#1 stop being a dumb fat

i do this every day
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Pro Complex whey is probably the best protein powder coming in at 60g per serving, combine it with supplements like NO-Explode/Superpump 250 about a half hour before your workout, also get a bunch of creatine+vitamins(I'd suggest Animal Pak stacked with Animal Pump*)

*if you're going with animal pump you can leave out the pre-workout NO/caffeine drink

start with things like bench presses(flat and incline), flys, crunches, dips, pullups, leg presses, pulldowns, curls/hammer curls, etc..
remember to eat a lot and eat healthy to get those gains: complex carbs, lean meats, nuts n' grains, and leafy greens as well as getting lots of water.
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get some GET SOME
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sorry but if you've got a waist size bigger than 30 you are a fat mother fucker .
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If your waist size is below 30, you literally don't exist
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if your penis is larger than mark's you don't exist
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i prefer the 300 workout ads


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thats my look
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You're no spartan atari. In sparta they'd tie you to a stick and hang their coats on you so they keep their shape well. you'd be a coat rack. That is until they find out your shoulders aren't wide enough in comparison to the coats and then they'll kick you down a hole and the guy doing the kicking would scream this. is. leathaaaaaaa and there'd be a close up of his abs
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i am incredibly turned on.
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are your shoulders getting hard?
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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they're getting bigger by the second
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my traps. they're huge traps. mondo traps.

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they're getting bigger by the second

then perhaps now you can fill out a jacket
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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ATARI is thinner than my pinky.

that can't be healthy