@JMickle
Those sprites would work best in AGS I think, but they do look really good

How about a Dope class? You do lots of damage but usually it is inflicted on your own team mates or a total miss.
Maybe Rand0 to # = x, IF x = 6 THEN spell targets ally...?
It'd be like Russian Roulette with a Railgun.
As for the Homo class, it'd be more of a sitcom version where they are really fruity and 'ew a bug!'. And then you stay free at the Inn for helping with the housekeeping. Maybe the downside is you cannot use weapons cause you're a chicken.