Topic: I went to a strip club (Read 6577 times)

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YES

hey rami, remember when we went into that casino in Amsterdam with your parents' money?
but we didn't even get to play anything :(
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Stripclubs are like the Maxim magazine of real life. I think they have the exact same appeal.

WHOAH I LIKE BEER LOOK AT DEM TITTIES
oh man beer Yeah man You gotta be  really dumb to like beer right!!
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oh man beer Yeah man You gotta be  really dumb to like beer right!!
not to get off topic, but yeah kinda. same for smoking or fatty foods or anything. they are all harmful, but we are all a little dumb atari!!
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but we didn't even get to play anything :(
exactly!

the place was so THOROUGHLY DEPRESSING we left immediately after we finished our free coffee.
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ase's how to win at casinos protip:

1) push grandma out of wheelchair, colllect winnings
2) disconnect oxygen tank from lung cancer patient, use to smash open slot machine
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i've been to a strip club once in montreal, it was the worst possible experience. i felt really bad for the mothers on-stage.

my first time at a strip club was with 4 other girls and it was fun. i don't think i'm ever going back to one again though.
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not to get off topic, but yeah kinda. same for smoking or fatty foods or anything. they are all harmful, but we are all a little dumb atari!!

enjoying a pipe makes you a Dumb!! I am Glad we are on the same page  Livin' life straight edge  :fogetbackflip: :fogetbackflip: :fogetbackflip:
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2) disconnect oxygen tank from lung cancer patient, use to smash open slot machine
I actually did do this once(before reading your protips obviously). But the lung cancer patient was my grandmother and she died as a result of my greed. RIP Grandma
Also I do not recommend this idea at all.
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enjoying a pipe makes you a Dumb!! I am Glad we are on the same page  Livin' life straight edge  :fogetbackflip: :fogetbackflip: :fogetbackflip:
it is a dumb choice, ya. you would probably be better off not smoking a pipe, no?? i am just breaking things down to a bare minimum of DRINK OR NOT DRINK

glad to see you are still a facetious jackass when someone posts anything you disagree with  :fogetbackflip: :fogetbackflip: :fogetbackflip: :fogetbackflip:
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glad to see you're still an uptight dickwad :welp:
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not to get off topic, but yeah kinda. same for smoking or fatty foods or anything. they are all harmful, but we are all a little dumb atari!!
lol you think having a beer affects your health in any way

grow up.
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If you buy a beer from Tescos they may drop it through the carrier bag onto your foot.
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lmao.   :fogetbackflip:

I swear we've had this topic a couple of times before.  I've been to the strip club several times, but I never enjoyed it too much.  It was always an 18th or 21st birthday occasion or just a last resort place to drink with friends.  

Now I'm at NNPTC and there's a group of guys that live and die by the strip club.  They go there every weekend and then talk about it all week.  It's really sad.  Some guys are just suckers.

This one guy has been suffering from major depression because he met this girl he wants to marry over holiday leave (not a stripper) and can't see her anymore.  He's getting counseling because he mentioned suicide (probably getting seperated from the Navy),  he shows up to everything late, he can't even dress himself.  

Anyway, one of the strip club-obsessed guys has a brilliant plan.  "I think we just need to take him to the strip club.  He hasn't had many girls, and he's having problems, so I think if he goes to the strip club, he'll see there's other women out there, it'll really help him out."  From what I hear, that's what they did over the weekend and he blew a lot of money on lap dances.  My guess is that he'll just be depressed AND broke this week.  

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this is only a positive experience for you maximo you shouldn't feel bad. imagine if you were actually turned on

also I sorta just realized how well strip clubs fit into capitalism/consumerism. purchasing sexuality as a commodity that's not dehumanizing, it's just stupid, fun entertainment!! come on, live a little
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Sounds like fun to me. I've never been though so wouldn't know.

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people who've known each other for a long time usually get their period together.

this probably.


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the only time I went to a casino, I went with like 20 bucks. I ended up winning and losing 500$. It was pretty fun. I don't think I am going to go back though.

I am probably never going to end up going to a strip club. I just really don't find it appealing.  
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