make friends quick: buy them a beer!

the quickest way to make a friend is to ask for a light or even offer a cigarette!! thanks, cigarettes!

bro all u needed to do was swing by and pick up a 20 rack of bud light or natty ice and a pack of red cups & pingpong balls and u'd have had a bomb ass time

20 huh do u only have two friends??

stripclubgoers are the worst people

This. A thousand times this. It can't be a positive experience for anyone involved.

I completely agree with this. I completely and utterly agree.

Strip clubs are awesome if you go to the really seedy ones and like dietcoke said about the casinos watch them strange ass motherfuckers. And if you go with friends its even funner (never go to a strip club alone, only the creepy old dudes do that).

Last time I went to a strip club some crazy ass old black dude told me I was a prophet or some crazy shit, those people are pretty weird.

Often the clientele is more depressing than the single mothers dancing there.  Many of the guys there seem really down in the dumps.  Rough construction workers, blue collar types who have lost all hope in their wives or given up on meeting women altogether.  Old or creepy guys who have pretty much no chance to see a girl like that anywhere else.  Drop enough cash on the table and your fantasy of a young beautiful girl who is genuinely interested in you falls literally right in your lap.  It's so thinly veiled, you'd have to be drunk, desperate, or incredibly gullible to fall for it.  

I understand there are people that go there for once in a while for a quick thrill, but the regulars can be really pathetic.  When people repeatedly ask me to go to the strip club with them, I tell them I'd much rather go out to a normal bar/club because I can at least have a halfway genuine or meaningful conversation with a female.  

Did you eat anything?
The only thing I know about strip clubs is that you should never eat anything from one.


My own odd/scary experience.
I'm not sure if what I went to on my 18th birthday was a stripclub but me and a friend found ourselves downstairs in a little room with a man at a desk beside a curtain who asked us if we wanted to see one of the ladies they had their... We got excited and didn't hesitate to nod at the guy who then told us to wait at the tiny lounge area they had in the corner of this small room. Hot girl comes out in a very sexy outfit and sits down besides us, she says "would you guys like to buy me a drink?" and without thinking we said yes. The guy at the desk brought over a tiny glass of champagne for the girl and left a small receipt on the miniature table in front of us. We spent about 45secs talking to the girl before looking at the receipt, only to see we apparently owed them over £70.00 for the champagne and her company.

Well between the two of us we had maybe £25.00 and the fear in both of our eyes as we noticed a bouncer who appeared from behind the curtain was astounding. We tried to explain we only had £25.00 and I swear the guy at the desk made the most horrifying expression ever, almost like we had just told him we killed his mother. He started to yell and took the £25.00 from us, he said we best leave right now before he calls the police or even worse take us out back. We didn't want to think about what might be waiting for us outback so we left - in a hurry!!!

I make it a point to stay away from shady little places like that now especially if theres a woman at the entrance trying to invite you in telling you about the beautiful women she has waiting for you downstairs.

Lesson learned.

Fuck imagine if that guy had taken you out back.