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Marmot

#81 January 25, 2010, 07:04:15 am

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i went twice. one was out of my pocket to just see whats so great about this, and the other a friend paid. i think its kindof silly because i dietcoke said, they just give you a hard on and then you go home and jack off. if i am lonely i rather watch some porn than paying someon. e to rub her ass on me and just having this annoying hornyness. i dont know how it works in the us, i dont think only "idiots" go to strip clubs. back in mexico is a hella common thing. even hella common is young people hooking up with prostitutes. one of my friends lost his virginity when he was 15 and working filling datyabses in a construction place. his boss paid for the hooker

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Parker

#82 January 25, 2010, 08:26:59 am

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Quote from: Vellfire on January 25, 2010, 03:13:10 am

dude you do realize that if you're nervous around women you're going to be nervous around a prostitute too, right?

i know, right?!!!? has no one here read CATCHER IN THE uh RYE?!

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Carrion Crow

#83 January 25, 2010, 02:39:29 pm

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my day isn't complete until someone references that novel

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Bumblebee man

#84 January 25, 2010, 04:33:15 pm

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Quote from: Marmot on January 25, 2010, 07:04:15 am

i went twice. one was out of my pocket to just see whats so great about this, and the other a friend paid. i think its kindof silly because i dietcoke said, they just give you a hard on and then you go home and jack off. if i am lonely i rather watch some porn than paying someon. e to rub her ass on me and just having this annoying hornyness. i dont know how it works in the us, i dont think only "idiots" go to strip clubs. back in mexico is a hella common thing. even hella common is young people hooking up with prostitutes. one of my friends lost his virginity when he was 15 and working filling datyabses in a construction place. his boss paid for the hooker

common is not the same as normal

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meat.lover

#85 January 25, 2010, 05:43:00 pm

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I LOVE strip clubs.

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the_bub_from_the_pit

#86 January 25, 2010, 05:46:19 pm

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I don't understand why you don't just go to a club and hook up with a hot girl there instead of spending a shitload of money to have one rub herself on you for a bit - especially if you're in a foreign country, it should be easy as hell

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Carrion Crow

#87 January 25, 2010, 05:50:00 pm

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yeah but most GW posters are ugly beyond help

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Alec

#88 January 25, 2010, 05:50:16 pm

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yeah idk why you're trying to defend strip clubs. no matter how nice the place is you're still paying money to watch women dance and take off their clothes and getting drunk off of overpriced alcohol.

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#89 January 25, 2010, 05:54:27 pm

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Quote from: warpped655 on January 25, 2010, 02:37:47 am

I have gone once. I was dragged there by some friends when I became 18. was at first a little excited about it but then I got there and realised that I had a grand total of 2 dollars in my wallet after paying to get in. so resigned myself to just watching. I was to nervous the aggressiveness of the strippers, the near pitch black lighting just spooked me and I couldn't get aroused at all. my friends insisted that I go and get a lap dance and I told them my recently discovered money situation. They said "whatever go get one anyway" so I got a lab dance and gave the girl 2 dollars feeling kind of bad about it.

I came back out we sat around for a while watching the girls waiting for our driver Nate to get back from the private lap dance. Later discovered he had blown like 100-200 dollars on the dance and I immediately stopped feeling bad.

I have little interest in strip clubs now.

However, I wouldn't be against maybe experiencing a high class prostitute (one that's excellent looking, has had a recent STD check up, etc) as at least once then I'd leave satisfied and know that I fucked a girl hotter than the hottest. After doing so I wouldn't be interested in doing it again due to likely super high price.

BTW all for legalized prostitution.

Anyway, There are a bunch of stuff that I feel is messed up in US culture and society when comes to sex. The only reason I'm nervous around women today and babble like an idiot is my lack of experience with women and the ingrained perceived wrongness of things a sexual nature in general here. As well as friends telling me I need to get laid, which makes every encounter I have with a girl turn into a game that I can't play to save my life.

I think I'm fucked up when it comes to these things and it is fucking frustrating.

After losing one's virginity this shit become easier right?

hey how about you stop trying to have sex all the time and maybe you won't be so awkward. sex is not that big of a deal. just forget about it completely and i'll happen much quicker than if you're trying to force it. its obvious and a turn off.

why am i giving you real advice

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Barack Obama

#90 January 25, 2010, 05:54:45 pm

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Quote from: the_bub_from_the_pit on January 25, 2010, 05:46:19 pm

I don't understand why you don't just go to a club and hook up with a hot girl there instead of spending a shitload of money to have one rub herself on you for a bit - especially if you're in a foreign country, it should be easy as hell

pretty much this. I mean why would you throw away a grip of cash and get a boner with all your guy friends when you could probably go out and hook up?? There are lots of girls all over the place that are down to fuck, unless you're incredibly awkward or hideous it ain't hard to have a one night stand.

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Alec

#91 January 25, 2010, 05:56:32 pm

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Quote from: Belross on January 25, 2010, 05:52:39 pm

So when you get back to your room with your hot girl that you just picked up, when she gives you a lapdance (after all asking a slut who you just met to give you a lapdance always ends well) which will no doubt be terrible because she's drunk and has no idea what she's doing (at least the girls in the club can dance) all your friends will be there, beers in hand, to throw dollar bills, make bawdy comments and slap her ass? You're missing the point.

If I'm missing the point then I don't want to get it. None of that sounds fun at all

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Alec

#92 January 25, 2010, 05:57:28 pm

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Hey guys I'm gonna get drunk and yell at girls sounds fun wanna come with?

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Belross

#93 January 25, 2010, 05:58:39 pm

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Quote from: Alec on January 25, 2010, 05:57:28 pm

Hey guys I'm gonna get drunk and yell at girls sounds fun wanna come with?

I'm down, maybe we'll catch the ping-pong show.

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big ass skelly

#94 January 25, 2010, 06:00:59 pm

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Hahah. So I get this girl home to my hotel room and then what??? This totally isn't fun without my drongo buddies a-whooping and saying how they'd love to totally intercourse that fine piece of A into the stone age!!

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Alec

#95 January 25, 2010, 06:01:38 pm

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i can't get off without my bros here with me

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Alec

#96 January 25, 2010, 06:07:09 pm

Watch out Kitty! The room turned sideways!
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which is what exactly? watching naked women dance while chugging overpriced booze? how bout an HD projector some cheap liqour and some porno then you can watch naked women with your buddies from your own home.

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#97 January 25, 2010, 06:08:16 pm

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you guys just don't understand, the fun is in exploitation of women

That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.

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Alec

#98 January 25, 2010, 06:08:55 pm

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guys apparently we just don't "get" strip clubs.

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Barack Obama

#99 January 25, 2010, 06:12:07 pm

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what you go to a strip club specifically to do.

well obviously there's an erotic element to it, aside from that what do you go to a strip club to do if not fantasize about hooking up with the women you're paying to rub their bodies on you?

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Vellfire

#100 January 25, 2010, 06:12:57 pm

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Yeah Belross I think YOU'RE missing the point--we all know exactly what you're talking about, we aren't missing out on some piece of information or some sort of vibe or anything like that that you're trying to express, we know exactly what you're saying--we just think that it's gross and dumb.

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