Topic: Free to play MMORPG made by SQUAREENIX. RELEASED NOW (Read 1156 times)

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http://www.freemmogamer.com/2010/03/fantasy-earth-zero-square-enix-open.html

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and official site:

http://fez.gamepotusa.com

I am gonna be trying it out..anybody else?
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its garbage
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lol why does the game look like that

it reminds me of this weird 3D engine I found one time like 500 million years ago when I had no idea about any rpg maker stuff just  new computer and trying  to do something creative and overreaching my abilities with 3d game engine shit. And it was really weird it was made by people from Kyrgyzstan or something and there'd be all these random zoroastrian symbols like as the graphic for in-game billboards or something and sometimes all the textures would turn to meat at random no there was like some shit though like a set of 3d models for a children's playground and it was all rusty and weird and depressing for something meant for kids and it was rusty, a graphic in a 3d engine wtf

Edit: their physics engine also simulated THE PLAGUE in an accurate manner

Edit: the true part is that it was really sepia-toned non-vibrant graphics and just strange. And you were required to put these advertisements in the game with their random occult-looking game company logo (I'm pretty sure anyway bear with me this was about 2000 years ago)

Edit: but it still looked better than this game. Both of these are the epitome of you get what you pay for. Like it feels like they literally tried to make it the fucking free cheapo experience you have a pet dog in the game and he's clinically depressed and missing a leg for some reason this is actually more expensive to implement but it gets in the game by sheer power of being freeware and wanting to crush people's souls until they submit to capitalism
Last Edit: May 17, 2010, 06:06:27 am by Ragnar
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what a well thought up game title
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far too expensive
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MMOs suck.  So no.
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MMOs suck.  So no.

So dose your mom but you don't see me rejecting her because of it. BTW JK

redwolf I was expecting a spam bot and you disappointed me.

But I'll tell you what I'll give it a try.

edit: playing it right now and I'm thinking it is the worst MMO I ever played... maybe I will give it some more time to make sure this feeling is authentic and will post and update on that too.

Update: I think it's garbage.
Last Edit: May 17, 2010, 06:41:37 pm by DDay
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yea i didnt even waste my time downloading it lmao just been watching shippuden on hulu
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its garbage
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My theory is that they put this out so that the people who know about it would become far more willing to actually pay for an MMORPG by the time Final Fantasy XIV finally comes out.

It's funny because that's exactly what Final Fantasy XIV is going to be like. I can already tell how this whole plan is going to backfire on them.
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Haha, this looks awful. I really want to try it out, but it's like a 5 gig file f that
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My theory is that they put this out so that the people who know about it would become far more willing to actually pay for an MMORPG by the time Final Fantasy XIV finally comes out.

It's funny because that's exactly what Final Fantasy XIV is going to be like. I can already tell how this whole plan is going to backfire on them.
This looks nothing like FFXIV...  at least from what I've seen of this game in 5 minutes i spent looking up info on it.

And yes, this looks horrible, there a reason it died almost instantly when it was Pay 2 Play in Japan.
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But my mentioning it in this topic did make you spend 5 minutes looking up info on it.

Hence proving my point. (Plus it's a given that a main FF title will "look" good, graphically speaking at least. That didn't save FFXI though.)
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nobody else feels like they almost AUTOMATICALLY had to have had better graphics than this, just by having EYES etc., and then they intentionally crapped up the graphics/made them duller, or put them through JPEG compression 50000 times to make the pay-to-play stuff look that much better/screw up people's perception of free MMOs (even if they aren't that great anyway but I'm sure there are some free games that COMPARE to paid ones at least)

it's like those cereal boxes where you can send in box tops to get free movies except they're this horrible crap that even USA (the cable channel) won't air. like Gigli etc. obviously a plot by the movie-making cabal to make the movies in the store/theater look suddenly watchable and enjoyable by lowering your standards subconsciously

Edit: or like those infomercials where the world before (product) is in black and white and people are being attacked by giant red X's and people are struggling to even boil water or microwave stuff and looking bewildered and confused like they had just survived a horrible accident but are incredibly disoriented, but after they get (product) the world is in color and cooking ten course meals and smiling and weigh 20 pounds less and they have an entirely new kitchen

Edit: I still think there was some other movie/etc. where they subconsciously made the earth tones the exact color of shit and all this other stuff that was very subtle but with the intent of making it repulsive while still appearing like whimsical fantasy world. This might've been advertising too, like man with PC in shit-toned room while man with Mac is in colorful vibrant hipster room

oh maybe I'm thinking of those internet ads where it has all the TRAPPINGS of an ad you've seen a million times before (lose weight etc.) but when you actually look at it it's really mutant and weird

http://img21.imageshack.us/i/alienteeth.jpg/ < this

Edit: It doesn't look that bad I guess but some screens clash very badly, and definitely a sense of 'I don't know what the fuck they were going for'
Last Edit: May 18, 2010, 06:55:13 pm by Ragnar
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Edit: or like those infomercials where the world before (product) is in black and white and people are being attacked by giant red X's and people are struggling to even boil water or microwave stuff and looking bewildered and confused like they had just survived a horrible accident but are incredibly disoriented, but after they get (product) the world is in color and cooking ten course meals and smiling and weigh 20 pounds less and they have an entirely new kitchen

i love these so much, the commercial for soap magic has to be one of my favorites because it's just a bunch of people fumbling around unable to USE SOAP, thank christ they got a soap magic
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this looks really terrible.
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this looks really terrible.

It just doesn't look terrible it plays terrible I don't go by graphics to tell if it's bad but the gameplay sucks I said screw this.
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i love these so much, the commercial for soap magic has to be one of my favorites because it's just a bunch of people fumbling around unable to USE SOAP, thank christ they got a soap magic

christ i love when the woman is holding a dish and a sponge and then she tries to pick up the bottle of dish soap, but she holds it like AT EYE LEVEL and then she drops it in the sink because she just can't put either the sponge or the dish down. dish is hard
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I'm going to make a video to some very dissonant arhythmic Autechre song set to video footage of people struggling to wash dishes/etc
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