1. I enjoy tinkering with RM2k3.
2. I wank, on average, once daily.
3. After the death of my very affluent great grandfather four years ago in 2006, I learned that he placed me as his sole beneficiary on his will. I received over $4,000,000 USD and his estate which boasts a luxurious three stories and a picture-esque view of the nearby river. Unfortunately, it caught on fire and was not insured at the time, so now I have resorted to living in the spare bedroom of my parents' home, feeding off of whatever lies in their cabinet. I sit here today, broke, because I donated the $4,000,000 to help the homeless who are living in urban settlements throughout the United States.
Only two of these are true, and the other one is false - I bet no one can figure out which one it is.