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Kaworu

#21 April 10, 2011, 07:26:15 am

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Quote from: ed on April 10, 2011, 12:04:27 am

Why do you take on the form of human designs?

We are robots in disguise, we take on human designs so that we can disguise ourselves whilst on your pityful little mudball.

Quote from: Hero Bash on April 10, 2011, 06:07:44 am

what do you do whey you're sad?

some of the more circuitry challenged of my Decepticon bretheren write poetry, but the standard practice is to just blast a few of you stubbies until we cheer up. Though Dreadwing, Darkwind and Dead-end are always sad, and nothing cheers those creeps up.

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hero_bash

#22 April 10, 2011, 07:39:09 am

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what tips can you give on dating a Transformer?

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Kaworu

#23 April 10, 2011, 10:50:35 am

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make sure you have a steady supply of energon nibles, take your time and be careful. Most of us have a distast for fleshy scum. However the Autubutt known as Powerglide has been known to date stubbie females, which is sickening. Infact all the autobots do it, which is why they must be eradicated!!

here is a caption about the AUtobot's perverse habits

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(Optimus Prime deriving pleasure from Marissa rubbing the rim of his gas tank) to grotesque examples blatantly evocative of rape (a shrunken Autorooper forces its way into Atari's mouth and makes her swallow it, followed by her begging it not to "move too roughly inside" her).

Our recon expert, Laserbeak, discovered these shocking images of robotxhuman love. We are currently trying to blackmail Optimus Prime, if he refuses to hand over the Matrix of Leadership to it's rightful owner (Galvatron the magnificent) then we will release these images publicly.

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hero_bash

#24 April 10, 2011, 01:00:04 pm

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i see so you disprove of interracial relationships.

is pregnancy possible between humans and transormers? did it happen already and how was the offspring?

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Kaworu

#25 April 10, 2011, 03:35:12 pm

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interspecies is different from interracial. dumb stubbie.
I disapprove of all human relationships, they should be exterminated like the useless bags of flesh they are.

of course pregnancy is not possible.

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hero_bash

#26 April 10, 2011, 05:05:52 pm

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my bad. still I don't think being a specist is good.

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crone_lover720

#27 April 10, 2011, 10:31:36 pm

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so why are all your forms, both transformed and nontransformed, based upon the human body and human transportation/military machines? isn't this true even on cybertron, before the transformers (supposedly) ever made it to earth? is it because all your transformer "history" is actually a myth programed into your artificial intelligence by the human scientists who designed you?

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Biggles

#28 April 11, 2011, 01:07:21 pm

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do transformers have minds? can you identify your own inner mental (neural?) states with experiences?

do transformers have culture?

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Carrion Crow

#29 April 11, 2011, 01:53:49 pm

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If you have a lossless core and a turns ratio of 1:3 what is the voltage across the output if the input has a voltage of 445.666 V?

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hero_bash

#30 April 11, 2011, 02:45:40 pm

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does transformers has some kind of evolution where certain mechanisms might change to adapt in the changing conditions?

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Kaworu

#31 April 11, 2011, 07:21:01 pm

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Quote from: Biggles on April 11, 2011, 01:07:21 pm

do transformers have minds? can you identify your own inner mental (neural?) states with experiences?

do transformers have culture?

We are sentient beings, we have minds. Some, foolish, cybertronians follow the ideas of Emirite Xaaron, that we are creations of the god known as 'Primus', but personally I believe otherwise. Our 'souls' or 'spirits' are known as sparks. Every Transformer has a Spark.

We have a vast and wealthy cultural heritage. We Decepticons ourselves were forged from the hardships of gladatorial combat. We have our religious myths (the god Primus fighting Unicron, the Chaos Bringer). The Autobot's city state of Iacon is a glistening metropolis. Shame it is filled with scum. The high point of Cybertronian architecture is our ability to create spires, many kilometres high, and visible from space. AMong our celebrities are the robots Nekomimi A and Nekomimi B:

Quote from: ed on April 11, 2011, 01:53:49 pm

If you have a lossless core and a turns ratio of 1:3 what is the voltage across the output if the input has a voltage of 445.666 V?

Pfft, that is a question more suited to Soundwave

Quote from: Hero Bash on April 11, 2011, 02:45:40 pm

does transformers has some kind of evolution where certain mechanisms might change to adapt in the changing conditions?

that question seems to show an underlying misunderstanding of the concept of 'evolution' that applies to biological creatures.

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Mince Wobley

#32 April 11, 2011, 07:41:28 pm

None of them knew they were robots.
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Do you think free trade can be an end all to the world's problems

Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)

I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

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DDay

#33 April 12, 2011, 12:37:25 am

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If a ship is full of seamen then what would you be full of?

DDay is Dead I am a dead man typing

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Farren

#34 April 12, 2011, 12:46:51 am

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dicks

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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Kaworu

#35 April 12, 2011, 08:08:51 am

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Quote from: Mince Wobley on April 11, 2011, 07:41:28 pm

Do you think free trade can be an end all to the world's problems

No, only comp-lete eradication of you fleshy vermin, and it's eventually destruction due to extensive energon mining will solve all of this pitiful planet's problems

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#36 April 22, 2011, 07:12:54 am

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