labor unions and federal jobs do drug tests. as long as you don't work for a union or the government you're good.
Yep. I guess I'll just have to try to get full time work at papa johns. Their application actually states that they can't "make an employee submit to a lie detection test, or
any other such test" lol. and nowhere on it does it make you agree to take a drug test. So I think I'll be safe working there. They aint union, nor federal. I'd have to start out at minimum wage, but hey, it beats having to worry about a drug test all the time.
You could do shrooms. Those show up as food poisoning. If you really have to get fucked up then try dookin' man it's awesome.
Actually, I've actually been thinking about trying shrooms. I'm going to see if there's any cow fields around here. Lol.(nah, i'll probably just find someone who has them. rofl)