True.  We only have one washroom.

Do the Xbox 360 Elites have the same Red RIng of Death issues as the earlier versions?

Red Ring issues are pretty much fixed now with all new 360 models.

they still happen but it's not very common unless you play for like, 15 hours in a row.

and if you do that then you kinda deserve whatever the fuck happens to your console.

My playstation 1 broke a long time ago, at one point I would have move the PSX upside so that I could actually play games. One must remember that sony makes fragile pieces of crap.

I doubt my psp could survive some of the things my DS has been through...

The playstation one (and two) were fragile but my psp has been through hell and is still fully functional, in one piece and doesn't have a scratch on it.

Well not really, but I remeber my PlayStation 2 wouldn't read any games unless I turned it sideways, so I just bought a new one.

Only my 360.
The first time was after an update to play the original Forza, and recently, it just died, so I've got to send it back for fixing again.

My PSX almost died when someone dropped a half empty can of beer into the bag it was in, but it dried off and still worked (though it did smell a bit).
I've never had any problems with any Sony consoles (well, unless you count the PSP sucking), which is surprising as I treat my other consoles like gods, but my PS2 is near the floor and covered in crap, but it just doesn't get the hint that I want it to die.

I have some sort of problem with ALL my consoles. Each one has issues in their own, special way. The only two I've ever had outright die were my NES and PS2.

My NES, being the shoddy piece of workmanship it was, broke after being stepped on. No, it wasn't me that did it. My daft cousin was in my room unsupervised, somehow knocked the system off the table, along with some papers, and stepped on it. Accidently according to him. I don't know if it was or not, but I know I'm not letting anyone under fourteen in my room if I'm not there ever again if I can help it.

My PS2 just sort of died slowly. First it started not reading PSX discs, the stopped reading them altogher. I cleaned it out, but that didn't work. I set it in my closet for a couple months, tried again out of boredom, and it worked. For about three months. Then it died again. It didn't even try to read the discs after that... it wouldn't even power up. Now it sits in my closet, dead.

My first NES... I think I was about 8 at the time. *tears up, snivels and then sobs violently*

I had a PS1 and it died after I owned it for about 2 month's, I had played Final Fantasy 8 about 50 hours worth when it died. I got so pissed I through it on the ground, and then about 2 weeks later managed to sell it in a garage sell. That's the story behind why I am such a xbox nerd, every since that I have never bought a Sony product since(not just that, two of my friends had Sony products that crapped out also. One was a PS2, and the other just bought a PS3 and the blu-ray player sucks on it which for $600 I would expect that to work..). Other than Sony, I have never had a console or for that matter even a game or controller/memory card mess up. I have owned the following; Gameboy, NES, Sega, N64, Xbox, Xbox360, Wii, and of course the PS1.