Hoo boy, just when you couldn't get enough of the wacky SPEARS family (seriously... there's got to be some sort of WHO'S THE BIGGEST DOUCHE competition between Hilton and Britney) Jamie Lynn Spears (popular teen star of Nickelodeon's loli-love filled Zoey 101) drops the bomb that she's 3 months pregnant after fucking some guy she met at church.

Despite being a tween role model and displaying that she was one of the more level headed members of the family, Jamie goes on to say to the children that premarital sex is bad but she can't talk trash because she put herself in that situation.

On a downright hilarious note, the Spear's mom said she indefinitely canceled her book that detailed how she raised her kids.  I think we can sum up the entirety of the book by saying "not very well."   

Nickelodeon, who tries to keep a family friendly image, dismisses her with a "we care about u lolz" but will probably find some other ditzy teenager to star in their next sexually ambiguous show about 13 year old girls in tight pants and mini-skirts.

Oh wait...



nvm

LULZ LINK: I Knew Someone Would Pop Her Cherry, Now We Just Have To Wait For The Inevitable Sex Videos!

Next weak, Mary Kate and Ashley Olson sex tapes!

Their lives are more interesting than their shows...

Yeah sorry about that.

Their lives are more interesting than their shows...

Why they don't have a reality tv show yet is beyond me.  Every other dysfunctional celebrity family has one.  It should be called "All My Spears" and include random cameo appearances by K-Fed who lays down phat beatz on their front porch while Britney uses her child's mouth as an ashtray.

Man Marcus, what is up with you and POP CULTURE. You're always the first one to post this shit.

PS, just because both britney is fucked and jamie lynn is pregnant doesn't mean their mom didn't raise them well. It didn't help them much both being surrounded by media CONSTANTLY almost their entire lives. How the fuck do you raise someone well in a situation like that?

teens now get laid more than my whole family tree put together so. it's a small justice for missing the "easy bitches" scene. i appreciate it thanks/

Wouldnt it have been easier to just, yknow, get an abortion?
Not that i know any of the laws where she lives.

Plus, church.

Ah well, jokes on her really.

Oh wait...



nvm

I'd tap that.

Haha, when I first read the topic title (I had already heard about this on the news) I said to myself, "I wonder if Marcus posted in this yet? He'd be happy like a dick." Sure enough!

Also I always thought she was really hot but in a 'oh right jailbait' sort of way. Like, I'm a pedo for Jamie Spears. Or was. Or... I don't really know I'd still tap that I guess.

Minors make great parents, excellent role models and can even leech off rich ass relatives to support their child! THANKS ABSTINENCE

Where I come from the girls around here will date a guy for about 3 days and then have sex with him, then break up with him and do it with some other guy. I've been a little desensitized to teens getting knocked up early... 

Don't care, she's just a person like anyone else and this happens all the time.

Is it gay that I watch iCarkly and Drake and Josh?  Not like, "omg it's on in an hour" but like, but like, "oh this show is on I like it!"

I bet the majority of her fans (no idea if she has any or what age they would be) will claim that she did indeed use condom and that there is *only* a 97% possibility that it will work. Jamie Lynn Spears is a well raised girl who would never allow herself to have sex without protection - She was just unlucky!

Don't care, she's just a person like anyone else and this happens all the time.

Your average person probably doesn't have the money to say "Ah well it's not such a big deal". For a lot of people it would mean financial/moral crisis but for young Jamie Lynn she's in no trouble. At the moment she's being publicised as a stupid girl, in 9 months she'll be publicised as a MILF.

Man Marcus, what is up with you and POP CULTURE. You're always the first one to post this shit.

PS, just because both britney is fucked and jamie lynn is pregnant doesn't mean their mom didn't raise them well. It didn't help them much both being surrounded by media CONSTANTLY almost their entire lives. How the fuck do you raise someone well in a situation like that?

I have a 13 year old sister.  I get all the pop culture updates pretty much on the spot.

Anyways, I blame the parents just as much as the kids.  They're usually placed as their child's manager (like the Olson twin's mother) but they have nothing against glorifying them.  Hell, Lohan's mother encouraged illicit behavior.  I don't want to say that all child actors are bad, but all of this "sudden rise to fame" bullshit places them on a really high pedestal and when they fall, BOOOOOY do they fall.

The only reason I have beef with this is because some of my younger familiar members look up to these people.

Exactly, which is my biggest beef about this.  A lot of younger kids watch this stuff and when they hear about this they'll either be crushed that their show is canceled (or put on a temporary hiatus although I know this is the end for Zoey) or they'll think it's 100% alright to get knocked up at 16 by some dude you met at church.

Is it gay that I watch iCarkly and Drake and Josh?  Not like, "omg it's on in an hour" but like, but like, "oh this show is on I like it!

Are you a man?  If so, it's not gay.  I watch the shows too but in a "what panty shot or bent-over-ass segment can i beat off to today?"  Seriously, Nickelodeon and Disney Chanels material is just as raunchy as the shit they show on CBS and MTV.  One episode of Zoey 101 had Spears and some other girl MUD WRESTLING in low cut dresses.  Another episode had Spears being sploojed in the face by this liquid candy stuff that had the same texture as semen.  I'm going to try and find the episode and post a picture of it because it was fucking hilarious and looked exactly like a money shot (even if her facial expression was one of "yeah, in my face bitch!").

Your average person probably doesn't have the money to say "Ah well it's not such a big deal". For a lot of people it would mean financial/moral crisis but for young Jamie Lynn she's in no trouble. At the moment she's being publicised as a stupid girl, in 9 months she'll be publicised as a MILF.

Yes, this too, thank you.  Pregnancy is not only a financial strain, it's also a huge physical process.  All the girls I knew in my high school that got pregnant dropped out and now work as prostitutes.

Wouldnt it have been easier to just, yknow, get an abortion?
Not that i know any of the laws where she lives.

Plus, church.

Ah well, jokes on her really.

Why is it that some people think that getting pregnant young like that always require mandatory abortion?

It's better to get pregnant at 16 than at 40.

The only thing I dislike about teenage pregnancy is that girls are so frightened about OMG THE PAINS OF CHILD BIRTH horror stories that they prefer to have caesarean sections in a hospital "where nothing can ever go wrong", despite the fact that a c-section is so much more dangerous than a normal unassisted birth.

And if you disagree with me do some research before posting anything.