Let's all play Progress Quest together!

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Kitsune Inferno

#41 December 30, 2007, 10:06:46 am

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I had 3000 orgasms when I saw the graphics. It's like gaming for lazy people :p

[insert something here]

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Ralph

#42 December 30, 2007, 12:26:30 pm

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I'm level 11. I should let this thing work more.

PS: Two consecutive quests for me were "Deliver this newspaper" and "Fetch me a newspaper".

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Feldschlacht IV

#43 December 30, 2007, 08:55:59 pm

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Quote from: handsome lamb on December 30, 2007, 09:23:14 am

thru gatherings like this

edit: level 31 woot

I mean within the technical aspects of the game, what's the difference between Multiplayer and Single player?

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HL

#44 December 31, 2007, 12:12:32 am

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Quote from: Perpetual Moogle on December 30, 2007, 08:55:59 pm

I mean within the technical aspects of the game, what's the difference between Multiplayer and Single player?

one has rankings online the other doesn't.

(and guilds)

(and you have to be connected to the internet so your MP guy gets uploaded)

Last Edit: December 31, 2007, 12:15:08 am by handsome lamb

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gyrus

#45 January 01, 2008, 01:28:24 am

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My Demicanadian Puma Burglar is Exterminating the Goblins. Also, he has an Arcane Tome of Submission, whatever the hell that is.

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AdderallApocalypse

#46 January 01, 2008, 11:45:43 pm

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I have always hated this type of game, and never understood why people like them. I guess I will be sticking out of this one.

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gyrus

#47 January 01, 2008, 11:56:59 pm

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My Slime Finger IX totally pwns.

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Sarah

#48 January 01, 2008, 11:59:15 pm

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Quote from: gyrus on January 01, 2008, 11:56:59 pm

My Slime Finger IX totally pwns.

Last Edit: January 02, 2008, 12:01:12 am by Myke

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HL

#49 January 02, 2008, 12:08:46 am

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I don't even know Slime Finger.

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Dead Phoenix

#50 January 02, 2008, 02:57:17 am

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Slime finger is worthless even at level DCCCXXIX, Spectral Miasma however takes a huge power increase at level CCXXXII and is down right ridiculous at level DLVI(i got it at DCII right now). Also guys, make sure you keep Nester's Bright Idea(mine is at CDLXIX) up at all times! A may not seem like much at first, but it near essential later on.

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Sarah

#51 January 02, 2008, 04:00:46 am

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Quote from: Dead Phoenix on January 02, 2008, 02:57:17 am

Slime finger is worthless even at level DCCCXXIX, Spectral Miasma however takes a huge power increase at level CCXXXII and is down right ridiculous at level DLVI(i got it at DCII right now). Also guys, make sure you keep Nester's Bright Idea(mine is at CDLXIX) up at all times! A may not seem like much at first, but it near essential later on.

I hope this is a joke or I've seriously been NOT PLAYING THIS GAME WRONG

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HL

#52 January 02, 2008, 05:49:43 am

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I just got Roger's Grand Illusion I, a spell I've never even heard of before !_!

edit: ursine armor seems to suck

Last Edit: January 02, 2008, 05:54:07 am by handsome lamb

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Sarah

#53 January 02, 2008, 06:31:30 am

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Quote from: handsome lamb on January 02, 2008, 05:49:43 am

I just got Roger's Grand Illusion I, a spell I've never even heard of before !_!

edit: ursine armor seems to suck

how can you tell this shit. seriously are these jokes that i don't get or what.

also i have rogers grand illusion xvi so ;)

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Timothy Musclerash

#54 January 02, 2008, 06:40:06 am

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I have Roger's Grand Illusion LXVI so

If you happen to know it, Braingate (mine is level CII) is pretty helpful on metal monsters.

Quote from: TimeCrash on February 10, 2008, 06:50:38 pm

Anyway... I played a bit of this... And I'm not so fond of the setting. I hate that whole ghetto "gangsta fo life" thing, and I've never been much of a baseball player.

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HL

#55 January 02, 2008, 06:56:18 am

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Quote from: Myke on January 02, 2008, 06:31:30 am

how can you tell this shit. seriously are these jokes that i don't get or what.

also i have rogers grand illusion xvi so ;)

[size]Part of the joke of Progress Quest is that your character "grinds" for a bunch of stuff that in the end means nothing (ie: spells/equipment/etc all do nothing) just like you do in a real MMORPG, therefore the players joke about what the spells/equipment/etc would actually do were this a real MMORPG.[/size]

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If you happen to know it, Braingate (mine is level CII) is pretty helpful on metal monsters.

Yeah, like...all 5 of them.

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Dead Phoenix

#56 January 02, 2008, 11:56:36 am

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Quote from: Timothy Musclerash on January 02, 2008, 06:40:06 am

I have Roger's Grand Illusion LXVI so

CCXIV

Btw if you have the Big Sister(DI) summon, try casting spells on it(and i don't mean just buffs) it can provide some interesting results(Holy Batpole + Big Sister = lol).

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Jester

#57 January 02, 2008, 12:01:51 pm

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Cone of Paste and Big Sister XXI can provide some.. uh.. entertainment.

I'm surprised it slipped past the censors.

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gyrus

#58 January 02, 2008, 01:16:03 pm

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I just killed a land squid puma burglar and my class is puma burglar, the item it gave was Magnificent Hymnal of Foreboding... hmm

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hero_bash

#59 January 02, 2008, 02:44:02 pm

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This is not a game.. i'm panda man bastard lunatic..

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Ralph

#60 January 02, 2008, 04:55:06 pm

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Guys, should I level up my Big Sister [II] or my Tumor (Benign) as a preperation for the Titan Squirrel? I know he's weak against both of them, but I don't know which one will be better.

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