DERAIL EAT A DICK
man this is one of the biggest problems with writing in videogames. the more you think about the writing of ANY VIDEOGAME the more you can pull that shit apart completely and see how fucking terrible it is because NOBODY has done it right. for years i thought deus ex was some GRAND MASTERPIECE and then i played it again recently and realized how not that great it is.
the only game writing i've been able to really stomach and not tear apart are anachronox and killer 7, because neither took itself too seriously and both have such fucking terrible gameplay that you really can't even compare it to games that begun doing things right. i'm just kinda happy that they had fun with it and did whatever the fuck they wanted to do, regardless of how incredibly messy the end result was.
this is why i have not bothered reading faulkner in many, many years. it was possible when i was a bright-eyed college student eager for information, but now i am jaded and shitty and would rather faulkner just come back from the dead to punch me hard in the dick
I'm kind of confused by Killer 7; his new game looks like the same wacky shit as before and I really thought he would be able to actually do something different this time, you know? I get the feeling that unlike Devil May Cry, which took the world's worst plot and made it infinitely worse (ideally) on purpose (he surfs a missile and hits a bunch of bats with a motorcycle while he's flipping through the air), he's kind of doing the one trick pony thing maybe, which is a shame. I know someone we know, bort or panda or someone, really hated Killer 7 but I thought it was way cool. the plot was bizarre as shit and not in a goofy japan way and while I wouldn't call it postmodern really since nothing in that game resembled modernity at all, I thought it was really a good game. the final boss is you shooting a guy in the nuts repeatedly.
but yeah I'm getting this idea that all he knows how to do is wacky Japanese shit which is frustrating because there was mad potential in a game like Killer 7 with gameplay that wasn't just GODAWFUL RAILS SHOOTER but if you've seen No More Heroes, it looks okay but the same kind of WACKY GAME, you know?
serious Suda 51 crits itt.