Topic: I am buying 4 premium memberships for you. (Read 3263 times)

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heres something funny...im the greatest rm2k3 game developer...o.o do i qualify? lol
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heres something funny...im the greatest rm2k3 game developer...o.o do i qualify? lol
you are disqualified!
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Doesn't really matter (like seriously? 10 posts), but I've always thought this was funny, since we're on the topic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZCoIege8oM
How do you keep an idiot busy?


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premium membership is for losers


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luckily I am a loser!
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You probably shouldn't give it to anyone who has less than a certain amount of posts. 500/1000 or so. I wouldn't want to buy PM for some guy who's been on for like a week and then gets it and leaves. Just a thought.
How do you keep an idiot busy?


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i applaud your effort

however... wrong state (read THE STORY OF ASE one more time)

too low
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I suspect ASE doesnt actually have a social security number...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag0fbByBU0U

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Im not that funny so Ill just post instead

Basically this. Although it might be wasted on me, since I will probably be less active in - say a year or so (going back to home country where internet is pretty slow/sucks).
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Because I'm not feeling very creative I give you this..

Ok, this was a post I did on chargerforums.com because I was getting pissed off that I couldn't find any rims I liked for my car, so I posted this, this section is only the middle area of the post but it was a long post so I thought I would somewhat cut to the chase, I was making fun o fhow much rims cost--the center cap and posterboard part is the chuckle for ya, and I added a little bit to the center cap thing:



"I can't find what I want.. I love the style of wheels such as the Niche Venice Black, Helo Tease Black, Boss 313 Black, MB Senna Black, and others of the sort.. and I don't care if it's 20's OR 22's at this point I just want to find something that I can get in differing widths (Front with 8.5 and rear with 10, front with 9 and rear with 10.5, etc.) and is black, and fits the Charger perfect, and is not 239,846,982,359$ for the center cap on the middle of the wheel that would normally cost less than paying the annual fee to the cheapest strip club in town for someone who couldn't get laid in a monkey whore house carrying a bag of bananas even though along with buying that center cap you get the o-so luxurious complimentary posterboard featuring a lifesize picture of juicy juice juicebox's distributing company's state certified, government provided, preowned dumpsters in the back alley of the establishment that was finger-painted by Nancy Grace's newly born twins.."
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I love the sudden influx of people with ~10 posts...
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015 (massachusetts soc numbers are ranged 010-034 for the first three digits) 55 5555

HINT: I was born in New York.  That should give you the first number automatically.

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I love the sudden influx of people with ~10 posts...

Hopefully getting premium accounts will motivate people to stay.  I plan on doing a contest next month because I know I'll be doing this again.
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hahaha people are going to be so disappointed.


oh man this is actually REALLY FUNNY


thanks you game cake.
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I bought premium to support GW, not just to get access to the Zoo - as did a lot of people. So it isn't really hilarious as you make it out to be, GW moderator person you.

I will buy premium for the first person to PM a decent review of my game to me :)
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