Topic: Tom Cruise Inspired me... NOT (Read 650 times)

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Time: 7:50pm, Night-Time

About 10 minutes ago, I went to grab a cappuccino at a coffee shop about 2 blocks away from my house. Well, that was my intention at least. I ended up at a police scene. What happen exactly? I was about a block away from the store now and I could litterally see the welcoming bright lights of the coffee shop ahead.

Anyways as I was walking I noticed some old guy who look like he was about 50-55 years old walking on the sidewalk parallel to the sidewalk I was on. He paused, for a moment and looked the opposite way. I really don't know why I stop looking at the bright heavenly light of the coffee shop but I kept starring at him regardless. After a few seconds I saw him bending a little bit. Now I thought to myself, what the hell is this man doing? Yeah, you probably guessed it by now. The man litterally jumped in front of a car! The front of the car hit him and he sort of rolled onto the hood. He ended up laying on the car in a snow angel like position with his head/body horizontal to the hood of the car.

The sound of the car hitting him was pretty shocking. I just starred helplessly but I wasn't shaken up at all. For some reason, things of this nature does not scare me. The lady was completely distraught though and looked as if she had just lost a child in an accident. I think I managed to take one last look at the coffee shop before I headed her way =). There were about 15 cars around with drivers and passengers inside that were just watching the lady walk around aimlessly in the streets. There were quite a few pedestrians too as well that weren't very helpful at all...

I honestly didn't even think twice about helping the lady out. My mind was sort of just blank a bit. I ended up walking over to her to inform her that I was in the process of calling 911. I called 911 and explained the situation. The emergency service lady I was talking to was f-ing annoying, seriously. She asked the most irreverent questions ever but I guess it was just a tactic to keep me on the phone. The shirt of the man was rolled up leaving his stomach exposed and I could see that he was really breathing heavily. His breathing suddenly changed, he started to breathe really really fast! I kept the person on the phone updated with what was going on. I forgot to mention that I was really close to the injured man at this point. This is the part that freaked the shit out of me. This man's eyes were completely rolled back in his head and he clearly looked like he was unconscious. While I was talking to the emergency service person on the phone... The old man suddenly jumped up with his arms remaining horizontal as he rose like he was being raised up by a rope. He basically just sat there starring at the sky for a few moments. I was a little on edge myself since he sprung up so spontaneously. It looked like he was possessed or something. The old man then rolled off the car and walked away like nothing happened!

At this point I was honestly going to walk away as well. I then realized that the man might have just been in shock and still needed medical attention. A cruiser came howling by and stopped where I was (I guess he saw me on the cell phone?). I never noticed, but the Italian lady (the driver who hit the old man) took off...  Lmao... Wow.

Another cruiser found the man old man a couple of blocks down. The officer who was with me drove me to where the old man was. I had to sit in the back seat which made me laugh a little (Mcloving anyone?). I was informed that this man had some serious mental issues and he was also suicidal. No statement was necessary apparently. The officer asked me if I needed a ride anywhere and I said take me to the coffee shop, he smiled at me and said I was heading there myself... I looked at him and said... I know...
Last Edit: February 10, 2008, 12:10:06 am by Macubex
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Seriously, sounds pretty bizarre. I have not had this happen to me, but I know some people who have had to call 911 for random people.
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No statement was necessary apparently. The officer asked me if I need a ride anywhere and I said the coffee shop, he smiled at me and said I was heading there myself... I looked at him and said... I know...

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Macubex presents...

A GamingW production...

The Diving Man and the Coffee House

Directed by Trystero Jones

Produced by Chef Boyardee

Starring:

50 Year Suicidal Neurotic Man (possibly alcoholic as well): Hundley

Hysterical Woman: Lars

Policeman: Marcus

Macubex: That hot chick that plays in all those movies... you know the ones I'm talking about.
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hay!  where the fuck is my oscar for best male lead!?!?!
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hay!  where the fuck is my oscar for best male lead!?!?!

They gave it to George Clooney because of global warming.
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Lol, Marcus you got me at the last part.

I... I dramatized it a bit.
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sorry if i don't understand what this has to do with tom cruise.

that's crazy though!
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H-.....He was the only one that could help....
One less SP in the world. A victory for you, Macubex.

In all seriousness, that sounds crazy. Seeing somebody trying to commit suicide like that isn't something you come across often. I'm glad everything turned out okay in the end.
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The officer asked me if I need a ride anywhere and I said the coffee shop, he smiled at me and said I was heading there myself... I looked at him and said... I know...
YOU SIR WIN AT LIFE.

hardest I've ever laughed, holy shit son.
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This is very good.
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that's pretty fucking crazy man!  it kind of reminds me of this one time when i had to call 911 but i'm not going to get into that.

on a side not though do you know how to use past tense
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Ja ja

Now that mention it, I was switching tenses incorrectly.

Thank you Prof. Roman.
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The officer asked me if I need a ride anywhere and I said the coffee shop, he smiled at me and said I was heading there myself... I looked at him and said... I know...

And then you walked off into the sunset?

Seriously though, I wish something incredible like this would happen to me.  That way I would have stories to tell.
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that's pretty fucking crazy man!  it kind of reminds me of this one time when i had to call 911 but i'm not going to get into that.

on a side not though do you know how to use past tense

yeah will somebody please explain to me why this is awesome i don't understand what the fuck is going on because i couldnt read that shit and i still dont know what the fuck this has to do with tom cruise
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I fixed my original post Panda. I was also making a witty joke about Tom Cruise "Saviour" mentality, which he believes Scientology taught him.

Neophyte pointed this out already.
Last Edit: February 09, 2008, 08:23:54 am by Macubex
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You don't happen to live in Washington, do you?  This state has the highest suicide percentage in the country and I'm beginning to think that everyone wants to off themselves.
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i am here because someone called post 911 heh heh heh
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man that guys a fucking asshole, the least he could do is kill himself somewhere quietly and not endanger other innocent peoples.

Besides. Who the fuck throws themselves infront of a moving vehicle to commit suicide? Its too risky, he could of ended up in a body cast reflecting on how stupid a decision that was. Which is what should've happened.

Next time call the cops sooner so they can revive his stupid ass.
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I made it to the movies! Hooray!!

Also who is the lady you keep talking about early? The one that hit him with her car? Or is that another person (ITALIAN lady)?