jesus christ CELL PHONES. i forgot about that shit.
i really, really hoped it would just be, "here's a little background on ff7," and nothing more, with no gay advent childrenesque bells and whistles. i mean, it's been a while since i played it (a long while), but ff7 had a pretty heavy amount of backstory and significant events/characters that took place/existed before the game even began, so this is arguably the MOST justifiable spin-off yet. you can always try to say, "hey, characters like vincent and reno needed flushing out," but that can be argued of a lot of supporting characters in most games, and advent children was just a wholly unnecessary and mostly incomprehensible excuse to have cloud and sephiroth fly around and backflip between motorcycles in amazing cg visuals, but i had hopes that this would at least just be them legitimately trying to set the tone for the original game, and not another attempt at making some money.
i didn't have anything resembling high hopes, but i really thought it might not be that rabidly gratuitous in its execution. the premise, at least, seemed like it could be legit, so for a while i thought they maybe just wanted to make a decent prequel to a game that could actually have sort of used one. guess i was wrong!