- teachers lived at school
- I could control clouds
- computers could think and talk to me but my computer wasn't good enough
- I could bring back the dinosaurs


Also, I grew up going to church but somehow never really got it hammered into my head to believe in god. I just kind of went along with it (and opened my eyes during grace; I'm such a rebel!)

that bitch, if you are happy YOU ARE GOING TO DIE SON

Well, it wasn't because I was being obnoxious and she wanted me to suffer, I was just made fun of a lot because of it.  Of course, I didn't know that back then.  I just believed it to be genuine concern for my LIFE.

When I was little, I had an English beagle named Ulysses that I thought was a human trapped in a dog's body. I thought that somehow he had been transformed into a dog, so I always fed him people food because I thought it would help him regain his memories.

- my science teacher said that if someone held a sneeze in their lungs would pop (to this day I still don't know if this is true or not)

Haha, this is true for me too. Also, Space Jam was also my first cd.

OMFG LOL

Me too 

-Kind of like the gnome controlling traffic lights, i thought there was a guy in a room under the road with a camera just pressing a button every so often to change the lights. i remember thinking how did he get into the room.

-I used to think that stuff that would go into drains would go into hell or something, and they were impossible to get back.

-Sex was just sleeping in the same bed as someone

Now i think i used to believe that when you got a bit older you went to sleep as a child one day then woke up the next day as an adult.

This stems entirely from the 'one day all this will be yours' bit in The Lion King.

I use to think that no matter what happened to me, everything would work itself out in the end.

Oh wait, I still think that. :(

I used to believe the monsters in my closet couldn't hurt me if I hid under my blanket.

I thought that the devil lived underground so I would flip off the ground sometimes.

I used to believe:

* Someone, somewhere, was capable of reading my thoughts, so I tried not to think about things I wanted to keep secret, in case this imaginary psychic person turned out to be someone I knew. (Weird, I know.)
* Babies grew inside of a woman's stomach (it seems logical when you look at a pregnant woman, especially when people tell little kids that the baby is in the woman's "tummy").
* Before I knew about sex, I thought that women just magically got pregnant when a man and woman "really loved each other." I guess I thought that if you thought about wanting a baby, you'd suddenly be pregnant. I don't really remember the details of this childhood belief, but it was something like that.

I used to believe:

* Someone, somewhere, was capable of reading my thoughts, so I tried not to think about things I wanted to keep secret, in case this imaginary psychic person turned out to be someone I knew. (Weird, I know.)

ahaha i thought this too!

i also used to think all kids looked like me (when I was like 3 or 4 I think) and I was surprised to find that they DIDN'T.

I think maybe that was caused be the episode of Bobby's World where everyone looks like Bobby though.