Movies Uwe Boll Will Quit Making Movies! (Read 5517 times)

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So it's the whole "lesser of evils" thing, I guess? I suppose I can't argue that, it's straight opinion. I'll just say you need to take out the trash before you clean the trash can.
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He's not even significant enough to the film industy to be an "evil".  He's pretty damn harmless really.  He's definitely not harmful enough for a community to get in an uproar over him at least.
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He's not even significant enough to the film industy to be an "evil".  He's pretty damn harmless really.  He's definitely not harmful enough for a community to get in an uproar over him at least.

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Hello 200,000 overreacting idiots or people who signed it because they really don't care (I am pretty sure I signed this btw, because I am curious about what Boll would do if this got 1,000,000 people).
Last Edit: April 23, 2008, 10:13:13 am by Evil Bob
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No way man. Boll's movies are about as good as game to movie adaptations are going to get. The problem isn't with the director but what bazookatooth said earlier about storywriting standards in video games being much, much worse than in movies. What seems like a good story or good writing in video games is completely laughable when you compare it to good writing and stories in movies. There's not a whole lot Boll could do about this besides making his movies only very loosely based on the games they're about in which case THAT is what game nerds would bitch about next.

Ok, yeah I see your point. I guess game to movie is never gonna be a great transition. I'm not gonna sign the petition, becuase its a bit harsh to tell someone to stop doing what they enjoy, but at the same time I kind of wish he would stop thinking he is some sort of film legend. When he said shit like his performance in postal was better than Ben Kingsley in Schindler's list, I thought it was some kind of joke. But the more I see him in the flesh he seems to genuinely think his movies are A+ standard.

I guess I don't really understand the 110% support that everyone here on the forums are giving him...

Maybe I'm missing out on THE BIG JOKE and he actually makes his films purposely awful as a satire on how people will pay to watch crap over and over again
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GAMERS ARE RATIONAL PEOPLE

It's generalizations like this that cause racism.

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Maybe I'm missing out on THE BIG JOKE and he actually makes his films purposely awful as a satire on how people will pay to watch crap over and over again

ding.

have you ever watched a movie by boll with a sense of YES I'M GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. it's truly excellent. like he is better than Tim and Eric at awkward cuts and shit.
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So you're saying he's not a director at all, but in fact an actor, playing a character that believes himself to be a great director.

edit: also, it is painful to believe that everyone on that petition is a gamer. Take a stride through IMDB once or twice and you'll find that supporters run a lot fewer than these "gamers."
Last Edit: April 24, 2008, 05:06:48 am by Eric
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but at the same time I kind of wish he would stop thinking he is some sort of film legend. When he said shit like his performance in postal was better than Ben Kingsley in Schindler's list, I thought it was some kind of joke. But the more I see him in the flesh he seems to genuinely think his movies are A+ standard.
what's worse, when quentin tarantino or george lucas does this and people ACTUALLY BELIEVE THEM or when uwe boll does this and HE IS CLEARLY THE WORST ACTIVE DIRECTOR

uwe boll wouldn't be funny if he was really humble about this. if he came out and said I'M SO SORRY I'M TRYING MY BEST :( you would feel sorry for him because you'd be 99% sure he was mentally handicapped. but no, he comes out and beats the hell out of lowtax and other random INTERNET PEOPLE because alone in the dark got bad reviews on DA INTERNET.

seriously, his attitude makes it so much better because he is CLEARLY INSANE and actively willing to challenge the internet to a fist-fight.

it's really hard to believe that he is serious about this because everything he does is just ABSURD. i honestly sit here and wonder if uwe boll is the new andy kaufman because HE CAN'T BE REAL
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Call me crazy, but I would rather watch/buy/see movies that are good, made by a dickhead director, than movies that are bad, made by a dickhead director.
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Thanks for pretty much just reposting what Kaworu said.  Not like the movie Blizzard will eventually have made will be any good anyway.
I guarantee you it will have absolutely no redeeming qualities to it whatsoever.  I'm thinking Advent Children with night elves; something WoW players can post about on the forums and be like "decent story...awesome action scenes and visuals (loved the part where the nelf druid stopped fighting and turned from a bear back into a nelf and started dancing to stall the furbolgs XD)...overall i give it 8/10" about.  At least a Boll interpretation would've been fun to watch and make fun of.  If we were lucky, it would've been live action.  That shit would've been incredible.
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Call me crazy, but I would rather watch/buy/see movies that are good, made by a dickhead director, than movies that are bad, made by a dickhead director.
well obviously but we don't have that luxury anymore because all new movies are DREADFUL and cater exclusively to simpletons and emotionless dullards. i could lose most of my fingers in an explosion and still have enough digits to count the GREAT MOVIES that have been released in the last 10 years.

it's really kinda baffling that so many people don't GET uwe boll. it's like people cannot understand the value of mst3k-quality movies without comedians literally dubbing a commentary track over the movie.

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ps this is the best thing on the internet

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oh man hundley that is pretty awesome
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Boll is great because he plays to the internet crowd, but they don't get it. I mean copying Hundley and posting youtube, how can you take anything by this guy seriously?
I am sad that people want this guy to stop.
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ahahaha man, i cannot believe him.  i wonder what the kids' reactions are when all they did was make some gay movie and sign the petition, and UWE BOLL HIMSELF tracks them down on the internet and makes fun of their youtube videos.  they.... they cannot even afford a chain... it's absurd.  actually i think it'd be pretty awesome to wake up in the morning or whatever and find someone linked you to a video of uwe boll trashtalking your youtube projects, so i don't even feel too bad for them.
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OK so this debate is over. I'm assuming you'll all sign the petition now

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Hello 200,000 overreacting idiots or people who signed it because they really don't care
MICHAEL BAY AND STEVEN SPIELBERG BOTH SIGNED THIS PETITION!!!!?!?!?!?!
Last Edit: April 25, 2008, 06:31:02 am by Eric
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Bay deserves an anti-Bay petition more than Boll deserves an anti-Boll petition.

Also I watched "In the Name of the King" today and enjoyed it more than almost every major film that's been out in the last year or so.
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Bay deserves an anti-Bay petition more than Boll deserves an anti-Boll petition.

Also I watched "In the Name of the King" today and enjoyed it more than almost every major film that's been out in the last year or so.


Ah, this explains everything.