Uwe Boll Will Quit Making Movies!

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PTizzle

#101 April 25, 2008, 08:26:44 am

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Quote from: Evil Bob on April 25, 2008, 07:40:15 am

Bay deserves an anti-Bay petition more than Boll deserves an anti-Boll petition.

Also I watched "In the Name of the King" today and enjoyed it more than almost every major film that's been out in the last year or so.

Enjoyed it in a so bad it's good way I assume? I've seen bits and pieces of it, it looks pretty terrible (the production values look alright though).

I've looked at a couple of Boll movies but apart from House of the Dead I haven't really found any that entertaining. Alone in the Dark was hideously boring and poor.

The man himself is awesome though, the way he directly responds to internet petitions and people talking crap about him is great. Hopefully in 20 years there'll be an 'Ed Wood' style biopic made about the man.

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Hundley

#102 April 25, 2008, 10:26:42 am

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i hate just coming back and posting more youtube videos but:

i don't even know what to say about this except that it is wonderful and i can watch it over and over

Last Edit: April 25, 2008, 10:34:24 am by Hundley

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maladroithim

#103 April 25, 2008, 03:22:50 pm

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What the hell is that Hundley? Man. So I guess Uwe Boll actually *is* in on the joke? I had no idea.

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#104 April 25, 2008, 04:17:59 pm

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Uwe Boll is my hero.

Last Edit: April 25, 2008, 04:26:51 pm by Blitzen

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Hundley

#105 April 25, 2008, 06:49:01 pm

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Quote from: radio_raheem on April 25, 2008, 05:45:54 pm

I think he's finally lost his mind.

i think this is that GENIUS he was talking about

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local_dunce

#106 April 25, 2008, 07:11:50 pm

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I'm all up for a "STOP MICHAEL BAY MAKING MOVIES" petition, but only if I can get Boll himself to endorse it.

now is the winter of our discontent

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#107 April 25, 2008, 09:55:07 pm

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I'm going to go to postal.movieset.com at some point in the future.

I might even see whatever film that it is advertising (is it Postal?), even though I am confident that it will suck.

I owe that much to him at least.

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Kaworu

#108 April 29, 2008, 07:41:38 am

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http://tformers.com/transformers-uwe-boll-challenges/9364/news.html

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Lyndon

#109 April 29, 2008, 06:48:35 pm

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thats ridiculous.

guy: What do you think of Uwe Boll?
Bay: I don't care about Uwe Boll. next question

Boll: THAT FUCKING DICK! HOW DARE HE!!!!

I think he has mental problems

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Rye Bread

#110 April 30, 2008, 01:08:32 am

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Bay is pretty horrible himself anyway.

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Kaworu

#111 April 30, 2008, 10:58:07 am

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I actually find bay's movies worse than Bolls. Like they should possibly be good, they have all the advantages in the industry yet SLOW MOTION ROBOT BACKFLIP FOR THIRTY SECONDS. Also from Eurogamer:

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Michael Bay has dodged videogame film director Uwe Boll's boxing match challenge but has thrown yet more Internet punches in an ongoing slanging match that threatens to turn boring any second, if it hasn't already.

"Can we stop talking about this guy! I never even heard his name till last week when he made threats and rants. The guy is a f***ing idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate - but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on," Bay wrote in the Ask Michael Bay section of his website.

He then went on to point out that Boll filmed his YouTube message asking for a fight in a "low rent offices, with 15 year old 3/4 machines, archaic computers" and said Boll was "some dumb chump trying to get some fame when he has none".

"Nothing sadder [than] when he had his screening in LA to an over half empty movie house," Bay added, before signing off by asking us all to drop the subject. Unless Boll does something spectacular in response, we probably will.

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#112 May 01, 2008, 03:49:06 am

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Uwe Boll has a huge point. Even Michael Bay's comment supports Boll.

"MY OFFICE HAS MORE MONEY THAN YOURS"

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Mongoloid

#113 May 01, 2008, 04:37:43 am

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Quote from: Psyburn on May 01, 2008, 03:49:06 am

Uwe Boll has a huge point. Even Michael Bay's comment supports Boll.

"MY OFFICE HAS MORE MONEY THAN YOURS"

uuhhhh Boll just made a video attacking the budget of YOUTUBE filmmakers ok, so you need to find a new reason to hate Bay.

I think everybody knows why Kaworu doesn't like Bay, and it's ironic because it's the same reason most people don't like Boll :S

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Rye Bread

#114 May 01, 2008, 04:40:20 am

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Although Bay's a piece of shit Director that the only reason anyone even knows was because he was able to plaster his name all over a movie for a very fucking well known franchise.

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Mongoloid

#115 May 01, 2008, 05:05:06 am

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Really?
I thought Armageddon was a pretty stellar movie, a list actors, great plot, effects and whatnot.
I thought Pearl Harbor was kinda gay, but it was a well done movie.

Other than that I agree his movies aren't to my liking, but most of you guys seem to be riding the bandwagon started by a few disheartened transformers fans.
It's weird to even talk about this though, because there is not a SINGLE Bay movie that is as terrible as Boll's best film. (Whatever film you think that may be, they are all pretty much at zero.)

Back on topic though, I dunno if someone posted it here, but the intro scene to Postal is online, and it is preeeeeetty offensive, and not funny. If it were funny that'd be another story, but I really think this may be another huge blow to Boll's credibility. He will definitely get a surge of signatures for that petition on opening weekend, and he won't be able to blame Michael Bay anymore.

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HL

#116 May 01, 2008, 05:18:16 am

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no one fucking cares about boll get it in your head ok

the only people who signed that are either a) dumb or b) joke signing

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Mongoloid

#117 May 01, 2008, 05:55:17 am

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obviously there's half a dozen people contributing to this topic so a) you're wrong and b) fuck off

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Rye Bread

#118 May 01, 2008, 06:01:00 am

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Quote from: Eric on May 01, 2008, 05:05:06 am

Really?
I thought Armageddon was a pretty stellar movie, a list actors, great plot, effects and whatnot.
I thought Pearl Harbor was kinda gay, but it was a well done movie.

Other than that I agree his movies aren't to my liking, but most of you guys seem to be riding the bandwagon started by a few disheartened transformers fans.
It's weird to even talk about this though, because there is not a SINGLE Bay movie that is as terrible as Boll's best film. (Whatever film you think that may be, they are all pretty much at zero.)

Back on topic though, I dunno if someone posted it here, but the intro scene to Postal is online, and it is preeeeeetty offensive, and not funny. If it were funny that'd be another story, but I really think this may be another huge blow to Boll's credibility. He will definitely get a surge of signatures for that petition on opening weekend, and he won't be able to blame Michael Bay anymore.

I enjoyed In the Name of the King a lot more than I enjoyed The Island.

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#119 May 01, 2008, 10:24:24 am

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Quote from: Eric on May 01, 2008, 05:05:06 am

I thought Armageddon was a pretty stellar movie, a list actors, great plot, effects and whatnot.
I thought Pearl Harbor was kinda gay, but it was a well done movie.

you don't know how to watch movies

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most of you guys seem to be riding the bandwagon started by a few disheartened transformers fans

also stupid apparently. people aren't JUST NOW FIGURING OUT that michael bay is a totally worthless human being. this has been extremely clear for a very long time.

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It's weird to even talk about this though, because there is not a SINGLE Bay movie that is as terrible as Boll's best film. (Whatever film you think that may be, they are all pretty much at zero.)

oh so you have seen all of uwe boll's movies????

man even as utterly terrible and ridiculous as uwe boll is this is such a risky/idiotic statement because you're talking about MICHAEL BAY here. you can pretty much just turn a camera on, throw it in the mud, walk away, and come back two hours later and have a movie with more style and depth than a michael bay film.

i guess i can give you credit for trying to SAVE THIS THREAD but by continuing to post in here you are sticking your neck out far enough for some mean fuck like me to stroll by and chop it off. i mean you are SERIOUSLY DEFENDING MICHAEL BAY WHAT THE SHIT IS WRONG WITH YOU

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Kaworu

#120 May 01, 2008, 10:46:13 am

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Yeah I actually dislike Bay because he can't direct for shit, because his movies are totally unoriginal and rely on SPECIAL EFFECTS to try and hide that they are... crap, superficial and devoid of anything which makes a movie actually... good. Regardless of Transformers, I'd still say he sucks, and to suggest that Bay-hatin' was a bandwagon started by transfans is very ignorant (hint: transformers fans are retards and their only complaints with the film being the designs... and not with the terrible plot, bad dialogue, cliche stereotyped characters, uninspired and uninteresting directing etc etc).

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