I never thought Ben Stein would be someone I'd end up hating. He seemed so harmless. I mean, he's still harmless because nobody cares about what he does, so I don't know.
Back when I went to middle school, around the time I still went to church every Sunday, I had to go to this bible school. It was kind of cool because we went on trips to fun places, but we had to do all these stupid prayer things when I just wanted to go to the playground. Anyway, one time we had to go to my middle school campus and go from classroom to classroom for these mini-class things. I was fucking bored out of my mind, so I made the decision to ditch my teacher and run around the school for a while.
They sent out people to find me, but I was pretty good at keeping hidden. One time a lady saw me at the end of the hallway, and yelled something, but I just bolted down another way and she never found me.
But during the classes, I remember one of the "teachers" telling me that I had to participate or else it would affect my real school grades. I knew that was bullshit, but I was pissed that they would threaten to harm my academic career just because I didn't believe Jesus was our savior.