(although to be fair, I still think Xenogears was a complete joke).

I'm glad I'm not the only one.  The whole god killer thing made me roll my eyes but once they started talking about SOYLENT GREEN (it's people) I assumed the entire thing was one big joke.  I think I laughed through the second disc more than any video game ever.

For those that don't know, Soylent Green was a sci-fi b-movie staring charleton heston.  Rather than changing the names and referencing the movie, Square literally ripped off the name and exact plot twist essentially recreating the movie's ending in videogame form right down to the discovery that soylent green is in fact PEOPLE.

"What'a the meaning of a hollow life?" (if only for the typo, go SNK...!)

"The mark of my dignity, shall scar thy DNA..." - Gill (Third Strike)

"VICTOLY" (Samurai Shodown 4 actually says this instead of VICTORY. SNK RULESSS)

From Silent Hill 2 (paraphrased)

Eddie: "From now on, if anyone makes fun of me I'll shoot 'em! Just like that!"
James: "Eddie... have you gone nuts?"

and

James: "Sorry, you look like my wife... she's dead now"
Maria: "So what brings you to Silent Hill?"
James: "I'm looking for my wife"
Maria: "I thought you said she was dead"
James: "... Oh yeah... she died three years ago"

From Resident Evil 4

Salazar: "Where's the satisfying sound of one's impalement?"

From Star Fox 64

"Sorry to jet, but I'm in a hurry."
"That's it, I admit defeat.... IF THIS DOES NOT WORK!"
"Do a Barrel Roll!"
"Try a somersault!"
"Use the boost to get through!"

From the last screen of The Secret of Monkey Island

"TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER AND GO TO SLEEP"

From the last screen of Ghostbusters

"Conglaturation!"

Speaking of Star Fox, I find it really sad that I remember this quote even though I haven't played the game since it's release.

"WHO ARE YOU GUYS?"

"We're STAR FOX!"

"You'll never defeat ANDROOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS-- (massive triple explosion HIS SHIP BLOWS UP THREE TIMES)"

Speaking of Star Fox, I find it really sad that I remember this quote even though I haven't played the game since it's release.

"WHO ARE YOU GUYS?"

"We're STAR FOX!"

"You'll never defeat ANDROOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS-- (massive triple explosion HIS SHIP BLOWS UP THREE TIMES)"

Don't feel bad. If I try I probably remember 90% of what is said in that entire game.

"Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!"
-Guybrush Threepwood

The best part about this quote is that it's a running gag the entire game and when you use it against the tribal guys an actual three-headed monkey pops up behind them.  I lol'd for 10 minutes straight.

I just started playing SF64 again because of this and never realized that Zoness (favorite music in the game) had such ridiculous quotes.

Falco -"JEEZ LAWEEZ WHAT IS THAT???"

Slippy: "Hoo! That was TOO close!"

Peppy: "Follow your father's example, Fox!" (whatever the hell that means)

Katt: "We're closing in on them, Falco!" (cue that cute melody as Katt shoots like... 2 badguys then disappears)
Katt: "Take the right one boy, I've got the left!"
Falco: "Katt, what are you doing here???"
Katt: "Is that any way to great a girl?"  (vanishes)
Katt: "I've got somebody on my tail!"
Katt: "Beautiful!  I could kiss you for that!" (dissappears again)

Slippy -"Something's coming from the sea!" (this is funny because the entire level is OCEAN)

Crotchety Old Monkey Boss -"Disrespectful little whelps!  I'll teach ye some respect! Ar ha ha ha har!"

Same Guy - "Oh SHOOT!!" (yes, two exclaimations)

"Why couldn't I fill your dark soul with light?!" -Dante (Devil May Cry) (I lol'd so hard at this)

"Why don't you just shut up?" - B.D. Joe (Crazy Taxi, when a customer complained)

"Where's Gnasty? I'll torch him!" -Spyro (Spyro the Dragon, setting the stage for all Spyro's to come)

--
Paranoid Guy: "WHOA!"
Megaman.EXE: "What's the matter?"
P.G: "My pants are on fire!!"
MM.EXE: "...You're right! Wow, they really are on fire..."
P.G: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"JUST LIKE SO MUCH TISSUE PAPER!!!"

Creds to ye who knows where that one comes from.

"Enough expository banter! Now we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies that dress like men!" - Final Fantasy V

Ha! I'd forgotten this.

Yukari : Did you tell anyone about last nigth? (Talking about the Dark Hour)


Jumpei: La..last night?