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My friend was made sterile by his chemo but he's got sperm on ice in the wank bank LOL so he doesn't feel like it's much of a biggy, you shouldn't let that concern you at all

Also he's never allowed to give blood because apparently anyone in england who had a transfusion with blood from a certain period could have BSE or something heh
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so, if you're sterile that means you never have to pull out or wear a condom (unless you're afraid of catching a VD) see there are positive things about this!
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PULL OUT


marcus are you serious
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I have pulled out once and seriously it is some scary stuff, don't ever risk it.
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leave it to marcus to find a positive effect of chemotherapy...
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hahahaha. pull out.


anyone who thinks that works is dumb. please tell me you are joking marcus
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YOINK i think we're done here
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ahahah pull out.

fyi being legally infertile or whatever doesn't mean you actually are, your sperm count is just really low.
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so, you can still be like "bitch, that ain't my kid MY GUN SHOOTS BLANKS"

*pulls out framed certificate of sterility
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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my sausage hasn't got any spice in it
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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this tree ain't got no sap in it if you know what I mean
my hose is clogged
my proverbial well is dry
theres no jelly in this donut


Steel: oh god thsi feelso good
Lady: YESS cum on myface
Steel: ok

*runs to freezer


Last Edit: June 04, 2008, 03:22:03 am by Harry Manback
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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gggggggggthat sucks. good luck fighting this shit


I'm no doctor (see a doctor aztec!!) but I'm pretty sure you should be able to feel a lump somewhere on your testicle if you've got testicular cancer (not your epididymis at the top), and it'd probably be difficult to detect without close examination of the whole testicle. do this first and if you find a lump you know you need to get to the doctor asap, but even if not you should see the doctor anyway aztec. It could just be a skin condition but idk, it doesn't sound too good to me

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so, if you're sterile that means you never have to pull out or wear a condom (unless you're afraid of catching a VD) see there are positive things about this!
I pull out everytime saves me a fortune on armors.
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For the love of god Steel.

I think you are an awesome guy (seriously) and I really like having you as a presence on the internet but fuck you have cancer and this is blowing my mind.

You have my support dude! 
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This news made me seriously contemplate my own mortality. I actually nearly shed a few tears reading some of the posts in this thread - it's really unfortunate to see something totally random like this happen to someone who plays a role in apparently a great deal of lives.

Good luck steel. Keep your head high and don't let this ruin you. I don't believe in any gods so I won't be doing any prayers but you'll be on my mind.
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seriously I was waiting eleven pages for the first person who wouldn't say WE'VE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES BUT and instead straight just be like FUCK YOU BUT GOOD LUCK, this was a good thing, I appreciate it.

If it makes you feel any better I only re-worded my post to be nicer so I wouldn't get banned. I almost got banned last time I cheered your departure, and that was just from the forums, not a possible departue from LIFE. I'm not going to come in and shit up this topic, I feel for you as a person, but as Steel, you're a prick and I really dis-like you. So good luck, get better, and fuck off! haha No really fuck offgood luck.

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If it makes you feel any better I only re-worded my post to be nicer so I wouldn't get banned. I almost got banned last time I cheered your departure, and that was just from the forums, not a possible departue from LIFE. I'm not going to come in and shit up this topic, I feel for you as a person, but as Steel, you're a prick and I really dis-like you. So good luck, get better, and fuck off! haha No really fuck offgood luck.

I have come into this topic probably 10+ times and never posted what I originally intended to.
Actually this is my second pass at this post too. I'm so fake.
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If it makes you feel any better I only re-worded my post to be nicer so I wouldn't get banned. I almost got banned last time I cheered your departure, and that was just from the forums, not a possible departue from LIFE. I'm not going to come in and shit up this topic, I feel for you as a person, but as Steel, you're a prick and I really dis-like you. So good luck, get better, and fuck off! haha No really fuck offgood luck.

Haha, that you almost got banned for something like that is pure dictatorship.. Unless you started swearing at him..? Though that seems pretty OK around here. I didn't wish him good luck/cheering him on or anything (obviously), but swearing would be inappropriate, I think. Unless he really wants it..:P

Edit: Lol, had to edit my post to make it more friendly, too.
Last Edit: June 04, 2008, 08:15:00 am by Twin Matrix
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Well, there's a new bandwagon...
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Haha, that you almost got banned for something like that is pure dictatorship.. Unless you started swearing at him..? Though that seems pretty OK around here. I didn't wish him good luck/cheering him on or anything (obviously), but swearing would be inappropriate, I think. Unless he really wants it..:P

Edit: Lol, had to edit my post to make it more friendly, too.
why the fuck are you even posting in this thread?
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I take this opportunity to wish you the greatest of luck again Doopzi.

I feel like all that time I've under-appreciated you, man. I'm sorry for that. Really, get better. Stay strong.