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Sapsuker

#21 March 26, 2008, 02:03:34 am
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So all squares are rectangles but ARE ALL RECTANGLES SQUARES?

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#22 March 26, 2008, 02:10:18 am
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you do not understand this type of diagram
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#23 March 26, 2008, 02:17:06 am
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That diagram is soo wrong.  If it does something buy itself its a robot.  And that is fact not onion.
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#24 March 26, 2008, 03:19:05 am
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I USE Q'S INSTEQD OF Q'S
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#25 March 26, 2008, 03:22:09 am
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Quote from: climbtree on March 26, 2008, 03:19:05 am
Aww, it's tradg-a-dorable!  :fogetsmile:
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#26 March 26, 2008, 03:38:22 am
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All squares are rectangles (four sides and four right angles), but not all rectangles are squares (four equal sides and four right angles). I honestly can't tell if you guys are joking because you are really stupid (maybe)!
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cowardknower

#27 March 26, 2008, 04:30:23 am
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i would build a robot to yank my erect doooooooooooooooooooooooooong off
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#28 April 02, 2008, 12:56:48 am
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Quote from: Inri Cheetos on March 26, 2008, 01:40:37 am
contrary to expectation all robots are machines therefore that machine is a robot.

All robots are machines, but not all machines are robots.  Otherwise, my blender and by electric toothbrush are considered robots.
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#29 April 02, 2008, 02:00:25 am
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Quote from: Bondo on April 02, 2008, 12:56:48 am
All robots are machines, contrary to expectation not all machines are robots.  Otherwise, my blender together with by electric toothbrush are considered robots.

The robots have already invaded this poor man's home!
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#30 April 06, 2008, 12:08:08 am
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So yeah you may have heard of this but in a town not far from mine...

a man was caught having sex with a picnic table in his back yard not far from view from a elementary school.

apparently he was sticking his dick in the hole where the umbrella goes.

heres an article

http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html


or for the lazy....i dont know how to do this

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BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said.
Last Edit: April 06, 2008, 05:01:22 am by ASE
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Sludgelord

#31 April 06, 2008, 12:09:43 am
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can we get a single topic for zany news articles? i don't mind them or anything but i am sure there are actually good topics that are getting bumped down because there are 100000 zany news articles on each page.
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#32 April 06, 2008, 12:24:18 am
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Article(s) Link:

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272619847.shtml

http://www.transworldnews.com/NewsStory.aspx?id=42016&cat=0

http://www.live5news.com/home/17210311.html

Basically...these kids hated their teacher so much for yelling at them that they came up with a plan to kill their teacher. Not just some average plan mind you, they had a knife, duck tape, Toy handcuffs(lol), gloves....everyone had a job to do. One kid was going to be a lookout, one kid was going to distract the teacher while another kid came up behind him and hit the teacher over the head with an object....after that they planned on stabbing her to death... Other kids were assigned to clean up the mess, another kid was assigned to close the windows so no could see what was going on.

But their planned got foiled by...a tattletale, lol.

(pictures of tools, weapons etc in article)

Also, these kids are too young to go to jail in Georgia (according to the state law.)


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AdderallApocalypse

#33 April 06, 2008, 12:27:58 am
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This is sort of old news, but it hasn't been posted. Anyhow, I heard of this about a week ago, and was rather shocked by it. It doesn't seem like third graders would think out an actual PLAN to harm the teacher.
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#34 April 06, 2008, 12:29:34 am
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Quote from: dogchode69 on April 06, 2008, 12:09:43 am
can we get a single topic for zany news articles? i don't mind them or anything but i am sure there are actually good topics that are getting bumped down because there are 100000 zany news articles on each page.

Agreed man.
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#35 April 06, 2008, 12:33:38 am
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ZANY NEWZ HERE

also humans are hilarious sometimes.
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Marcus

#36 April 06, 2008, 12:46:31 am
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This is fucking bullshit.  This man should have every right to pork his picnic table.  America is just now starting to accept homosexuals and mexicans.  It is time to start accepting tablesexuals or this barbaric country will never evolve past the dark ages!
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#37 April 06, 2008, 12:47:13 am
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$20,000 dollar bond, is that not a little overboard? Sure, it is rather weird, and the worse part is that he was doing it in public. Though it isn't like anyone knew a whole lot about until the DVDs came into play. I think it would of been better to notify the guy and talk with him.
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Marcus

#38 April 06, 2008, 12:53:18 am
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Quote from: radio_raheem on April 06, 2008, 12:47:48 am
I'm more curious to know why the "anonymous tipster" possessed three DVD recordings of the guy fucking the table.

perhaps he was a tablephile and was jealous that this man owned a table and he didn't.  after jerking off and fantasizing that he was the tablesexual, he decided to drop the dvd's off.
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Marcus

#39 April 06, 2008, 12:55:34 am
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since this didn't actually get carried out, i have full reason to laugh deeply and jovialy.  this is fucking badass... like a 3rd grade pulp detective story or something.
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Fatboys #4

#40 April 06, 2008, 01:11:28 am
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3rd grader Tattletale got to move his red card to green for turning in the bad guys. He shall now get one toy per week. Way to go!
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