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The berlin wall has had more sex than half of GW's userbase XD
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The berlin wall finds the whole thing hillarious.

It's in pieces about it.
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I don't know what the big deal is.... My girlfriend is my ceiling.....
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damn it if only i could conjur a supremely witty wall joke. I have several about lamps, but none about walls...fuck.



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no man he said witty
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Apparently she caught the wall at it with another woman.

He was absolutely bricking it.
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The berlin wall finds the whole thing hillarious.

It's in pieces about it.

Ahhhhhhh ha ha!
It's because...
Because the wall was torn down!

And and, you made it into a joke related to the article!

You are a, you are a funny, funny man!

HA HA!

Ohhh MAN!



EDIT: seriously though it was a good one  :fogetsmile:
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I don't want to make a new topic on this, because, well, it'll be OHGOD SO TERRIBLE, but:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/06/nyregion/06rape.html?_r=1&ex=1370491200&en=bc60cf51266f5a15&ei=&oref=slogin

To sum this up:
-Guy rapes girl for 19 hours
-Slit her eye lids.
-Made her cut her own throat.
-Threw a tv at the back of her head crushing her skull.
-Made her swallow handfuls of pills.
-Sealed her mouth with glue.

71 criminal counts.
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What the fuck man? Raped for nineteen hours?

Wow...
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You have to wonder why anyone would agree to defend him.

Horrible, horrible stuff.
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Umm, because you are innocent until proven guity?

I can go to the police right now and say Cheshire Cat raped me for 19 hours.
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well a bit different in this case, since there's physical evidence including DNA.
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I don't want to make a new topic on this, because, well, it'll be OHGOD SO TERRIBLE, but:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/06/nyregion/06rape.html?_r=1&ex=1370491200&en=bc60cf51266f5a15&ei=&oref=slogin

To sum this up:
-Guy rapes girl for 19 hours
-Slit her eye lids.
-Made her cut her own throat.
-Threw a tv at the back of her head crushing her skull.
-Made her swallow handfuls of pills.
-Sealed her mouth with glue.

71 criminal counts.
Pics or it didn't happen

This is actually pretty terrible. Hurray, humanity just lost 21312314123 abort reputation points! Again!
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Umm, because you are innocent until proven guity?

I can go to the police right now and say Cheshire Cat raped me for 19 hours.

ya, but can you go to the police, say Chesire Cat raped you for 19 hours, slit your eye lids, made you cut your own throat, threw a TV at the back of your head anc rushed your scale, made you swallow a handful of pills, and sealed your mouth with clue?

I doubt it.
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ya, but can you go to the police, say Chesire Cat raped you for 19 hours, slit your eye lids, made you cut your own throat, threw a TV at the back of your head anc rushed your scale, made you swallow a handful of pills, and sealed your mouth with clue?

I doubt it.

No, but you could do all of that to someone else and frame Cheshire Cat for it. There is no doubt the victim is a real victim, but the suspect should always be defended somehow.
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No, but you could do all of that to someone else and frame Cheshire Cat for it. There is no doubt the victim is a real victim, but the suspect should always be defended somehow.

well ofc.
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The only thing protecting you from something like that happening is just the probability of it happening to you being very low. Kinda scary.
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Baby Born Twice, kinda made me feel happy.

By Mike Celizic
TODAYShow.com contributor
updated 9:33 a.m. ET, Fri., June. 6, 2008

When Chad and Keri McCartney say their infant daughter, Macie Hope, is born again, they aren’t referring to religion — the month-old miracle baby really was born twice.

The first “birth” was about six months into Keri McCartney’s pregnancy, when surgeons at Texas Children’s Hospital took the tiny fetus from Keri’s womb to remove a tumor that would have killed Macie before she was born.

The second time was on May 3, when the McCartneys welcomed their surgically repaired — and perfectly healthy — baby girl into the world.

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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/24999650/
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Lucky kid, she gets 2 birthday cakes. :D
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The happy couple talked exclusively to TODAY’s Ann Curry on Friday from the hospital, where they were joined by Dr. Darrell Cass, the fetal surgeon who led the team that performed a surgery that has been successfully completed fewer than 20 times around the world.
I think that this part is one of the more interesting things about the story.
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