the most plausible is we finally find the Higgs Boson which is awesome, physics rules.

what is higgs boson?

basically the standard model of physics has all these particles and the only one we haven't observed is Higgs Boson, but when this turns on we can see it and prove all sorts of shit correct

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_Model

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson

Don't forget what the G-Man said: Prepare for unforeseen consequences.

standard model blows standard model can blow a thousand dicks for all I care.

don't worry about micro black holes, it'd be pretty cool if one gets created and it will probably decay before long from what I understand. I dunno if the LHC could create strangelets (wikipedia says they're looking for them too but who knows??) but that would be a more conceivable end of the world, kinda like ice-nine isn't that cool.

edit: FUCKYOU wikipedia I thought of that first.

ice-nine fuck yea

this is way cool and i wish there was more hype about it

i'm pretty sure large hadron colliders aren't how black holes are made. i hope they've got some tricked out marines on hand though...

HAHA! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7513571.stm

Metul Monks!

HAHA! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7513571.stm

Metul Monks!

I've seen his videos on YouTube before and he seems to have the whole metal thing down, but he just looks so out of place.

that'd be kind of cool if the LHC did destroy the earth

Not weird, just cool: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/07/18/ealeopard118.xml

First instance of a leopard taking down a crocodile that has ever being witnessed.

That is incredible. Reminds me of that video of the lions and the wildebeests and the crocodile.

I know that some parents give their kids REALLY outlandish names, but wow...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080724/ap_on_fe_st/new_zealand_bizarre_names;_ylt=Ang_GbgQjkqFhGn9DQmlC8btiBIF

Who the hell would even think of naming their child Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?  Seriously it makes those celebrity nitwits who name their kids Apple or Honor seem reasonable.

"Number 16 Bus Shelter" Is a fantastic name! What's wrong with you? That's the kinda thing I'd name a child if I was ever given a choice. I have a really dull/boring name and I don't like it and I would want it changed but I respect my parents' decision and won't.
But I would love to be called something like "number 16 bus stop". "Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii" is an ok name, but feels like a joke, I couldn't take it as seriously.

Ideal names could be:
BANANA ANANDA
SELENE THE MOON GODDESS
BLOOMDIDO BAD de GRASSE
HIGH TEA MOONWEED

Mr Nameless Numberhead Man

and Attractive Woman #2