Dude, this is awesome, like the most inspiring thing ever:

Exoskeleton suit helps paralyzed people walk

I will finally be like Gray Fox....

This is actually pretty good news!

http://www.expressen.se/nyheter/1.1250312/valgodd-cannabis-i-luleas-rabatter
It's swedish and I'm too lazy to translate everything, but basically, this is what happened:

Some guys had planted seeds of Cannabis in the middle of a town, in the communal park and it
was growing there for a long while until some guy from Jamaica popped up and said to the cops
that they sure had a pretty plantation of Cannabis in the middle of their town.
Unfortunately they pulled out everything, so there are only fucking flowers left there now. Also
just take a look at the picture of the Jamaican. He's like totally cool lol.

Buffalos save woman from bear
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3004283.html?menu=

That was fucking awesome. 

Giant bear raids marijuana plantation

Here's a story where the bear is the hero.  Unless of course you're one of those pot smoking hippies.


One other story that was somewhat interesting: 33 year old woman steals daughters identity to become high school cheerleader

seriously

"The buffalos are now being treated as heroes and being given extra food."

Rightfully so.

Mad swedish women playing real life frogger on the M-motherfucking-6!!!!!???

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7636577.stm

What the fuck!?

No really

What the fuck!!!?

Do euro cops not have tazers or what

I would taze the dogshit out of her. No joke I would taze her until she lost consciousness, at least that way her stupid ass wouldn't die in a face on collision with a dump truck

fucking moron WHY DO YOU PEOPLE NOT HAVE TAZERS

or even handcuffs

I would cuff that dipshit's feet too that way her stupid ass would have to hobble into the road

Typical Swedish behaviour I say (I know, I live there).

No really what the fuck was wrong with these girls? Desperate hitchhikers?

I reckon this is what happens when you drop acid and never recover from it

Did it say she was sentenced to A DAY in prison? Or did I mishear that? Please say I misheard that.

a day in prison for assault

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080927/ap_on_fe_st/bbn_bogus_dodger
"Man accused of posing as Dodger on field"

I believe it's important that this not get lost in all the big, important news going around at the moment

http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,2144,3681510,00.html
Hahahahha what an idiot, the guy kidnapped  the woman so that he'd rescue her and she'd like him but the police found out it was he all along because he had her wallet in his pocket

I have yet to find the source for it, but apparently one of the two women that ran in front of traffic was charged with murder of some 50 year old guy.