Sex with people in Relationships/Engagements.

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The Ghost

#161 October 13, 2008, 11:01:59 am

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This topic got all mushy and stuff. Let's have commercial slogans battle the rest of this out.

The Bad:

"Bag em and trash em." - Myself

"Just do it" - Nike

"Wassup" - Budweiser

"LIKE A ROCK" - Chevy

"Live richly." - Citi

"Cotton. The fabric of our lives." - Cotton Incorporated

"We’re cooking now." - Denny's

"Put a tiger in your tank." - Esso

"The best a man can get." - Gillette

"Never let ‘em see you sweat." - Gillette

"57 varieties" - Heinz

"Where’s the cream filling?" - Hostess

"Manly yes, but I like it, too." - Irish Spring Soaps

"Don’t dream it. Drive it" - Jaguar

"America’s most famous dessert." - Jell-O

"When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight." - Fedex

The Good:

"I’ve fallen and I can’t get up."

Between love and madness lies obsession" (lol Calvin Klien)

"Where do you want to go today?" - Microsoft

"When it rains, it pours." - Morton Salt

"Turning partnership into energy: - ChevronTexaco

"Nothing comes between me and my Calvins" - Calvin Klein

"Love it for life" - Dannon Yogurt

"Love it for life" - Dunkin' Doughnuts

"The power of all of us" - Ebay

Last Edit: October 13, 2008, 12:12:01 pm by Macubex

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headphonics

#162 October 13, 2008, 11:03:29 am

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its kind of depressing that you were able to think of all of those slogans off the top of your head man

Last Edit: October 13, 2008, 12:26:36 pm by headphonics

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local_dunce

#163 October 13, 2008, 11:06:04 am

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Hey Wyrm, both you and that chick are disgusting human beings. There is no real excuse for this, if she doesn't like her fiance anymore she should leave him before fucking around and you are just a major asshole for doing that so..... i don't know maybe go suck a dick to cleanse the guilt or whatever but can you give me her fiance's contact details because I want to make sure he beats the shit out of you.

now is the winter of our discontent

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The Ghost

#164 October 13, 2008, 11:17:35 am

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You know I'm starting to think some people's "passion" derives from relativeness if you catch my drift. Like, I don't see how people can get so worked up about this. As I said it's pretty messed up man, ESPECIALLY if you know the dude. Honestly, even though I may seem like an asshole, I probablly wouldn't do something like this. It's just this PARTICULAR scenario is kind of cheesy and shit.

It's pretty naive to think a girl will smell your left over draws in your absents. A women has needs too. It's not like she said "Go join the army, I'll hold down the fort". Before you left, she probablly thought you were her world... After 2-3 years, what do you expect man? Besides this is just a gf and bf thing, it's not like they're even married. If I had a girl that I knew for a short-time do something like this to me I wouldn't even get mad for real. I may not like the fact that a girl I once put on a pedestal is screwing around with another guy but I'm just a realistic dude. If the guy was married to her that's something completely different.

Just my two cents

Quote from: headphonics on October 13, 2008, 11:03:29 am

its kind of depressing that you were able to think of all of those slogan's off the top of your head man

Lol, I just copied them from some site I googled.

Last Edit: October 13, 2008, 11:19:11 am by Macubex

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eer

#165 October 13, 2008, 11:46:52 am

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i still fuck my fuckbuddy even though she's been in multiple relationships in the mean time.

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cowardknower

#166 October 13, 2008, 01:32:56 pm

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Quote from: DJ Soup on October 13, 2008, 05:16:38 am

I THINK ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE WATCHING TOO MANY MOVIES

there's no big deal in this

Fuck hes spreading to other forums now.

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#167 October 13, 2008, 08:54:42 pm

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funny how all the latinos are a little...passionate...

dont fuck people in relationships the end! hooray! im always right.

well true the basis of our relationship is we fucked and he cheated on his girlfriend but he wont cheat on me!

HE LOVES ME.

brian chemicals

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headphonics

#168 October 13, 2008, 09:11:29 pm

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Quote from: Pidgeotto221 on October 13, 2008, 08:54:42 pm

funny how all the latinos are a little...passionate...

dont fuck people in relationships the end! hooray! im always right.

well true the basis of our relationship is we fucked and he cheated on his girlfriend but he wont cheat on me!

HE LOVES ME.

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#169 October 13, 2008, 09:20:40 pm

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yo just because all y'all dicks look like a slab of panchetta got thrown in a laundry mangle dont mean the rest of us are so eager to get laid we forget what Bill Cosby taught us in a very special episode.

the episode was about respect and feat. a poorly aging Aretha Franklin as Auntie Aretha.

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headphonics

#170 October 13, 2008, 09:30:54 pm

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im a sexy dude when i walk down the boardwalk its like DAMN and i dont even care and thats what makes it so sexy

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#171 October 13, 2008, 09:34:27 pm

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R.E.S.P.E.C.T. your folks as well, Theo! Look! Dad made his famous chili. Thanks Dr. Huxtable.

brian chemicals

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Shepperd

#172 October 13, 2008, 09:36:38 pm

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Quote from: climbtree on October 13, 2008, 07:30:43 am

you and drevean make me xenophobic. i've made prejudice statements about south americans thanks to you two

well excuse me princess

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Farren

#173 October 13, 2008, 10:33:48 pm

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We aren't ALL that bad fyi

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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Shepperd

#174 October 13, 2008, 11:32:29 pm

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Quote from: Coxswain on October 13, 2008, 10:33:48 pm

We aren't ALL that bad fyi

just me ;)

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Drevean

#175 October 14, 2008, 12:47:49 am

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Quote from: climbtree on October 13, 2008, 07:30:43 am

you and drevean make me xenophobic. i've made prejudice statements about south americans thanks to you two

Mark you calendars, climbtree might actually feel me on sumthin.

CraaaaiZEE Bitch!

On another note, why is it wrong for guys to get violent over girls? Do you think it's uncivilized or barbaric? I look out for my dick and he looks out for me. We know what each other want. We got eachotha's backs! Another dude fucks my girl and he's gettin dropped faster than his pants did.

terrorists suck penises

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Farren

#176 October 14, 2008, 12:57:09 am

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because the GIRL is the one that made the decision to fuck someone else, its not like she was raped. She did it WILLINGLY.

and that is a horrid fucking song

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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Drevean

#177 October 14, 2008, 01:07:04 am

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Quote from: Coxswain on October 14, 2008, 12:57:09 am

because the GIRL is the one that made the decision to fuck someone else, its not like she was raped. She did it WILLINGLY.

and that is a horrid fucking song

I can't hit my girlfriend. That makes the other guy the perfect target for my anger. And if he knew she was already in a relationship, he took that risk the second he got physical with her, on any sort of level. He knew what might happen. You've either never been in love, never had a girl cheat on you, or you're just a fag. Take your pick, only the last one is insulting.

EDIT: OH! Or you're the guy who's gotten his ass beat before for touching another guys woman. I overlooked that one.

terrorists suck penises

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Marmot

#178 October 14, 2008, 01:14:30 am

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Quote from: Drevean on October 14, 2008, 01:07:04 am

I can't hit my girlfriend. That makes the other guy the perfect target for my anger. And if he knew she was already in a relationship, he took that risk the second he got physical with her, on any sort of level. He knew what might happen. You've either never been in love, never had a girl cheat on you, or you're just a fag. Take your pick, only the last one is insulting.

EDIT: OH! Or you're the guy who's gotten his ass beat before for touching another guys woman. I overlooked that one.

*posts about how he can beat up everybody else in a videogameforum*

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#179 October 14, 2008, 01:21:33 am

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i;ve been coming up with conservative shirt slogans you might not be sure are real.

ITS CALLED WAR AND PEACE YOU COMMIE
I LIKE MY MINORITIES *pic of Dr. Hibbert* WITH A SIDE OF DECENCY
*picture of a gun and a knife* WHICH OF THESE DO YOU TRUST WITH YOUR CHILDREN'S LIVES?

adding to this:

I BEAT MY WIFE; IT'S HER RIGHT

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Farren

#180 October 14, 2008, 01:25:48 am

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Quote from: Drevean on October 14, 2008, 01:07:04 am

I can't hit my girlfriend. That makes the other guy the perfect target for my anger. And if he knew she was already in a relationship, he took that risk the second he got physical with her, on any sort of level. He knew what might happen. You've either never been in love, never had a girl cheat on you, or you're just a fag. Take your pick, only the last one is insulting.

EDIT: OH! Or you're the guy who's gotten his ass beat before for touching another guys woman. I overlooked that one.

Or I understand that some stupid dipshit that couldn't keep his dick in his pants or whom didn't even know I was in a relationship with said girl is not a proper conduit for my anger. I've also got enough self restraint to DEAL with my problems and the flawed relationship that caused it, rather than beat the shit out of some random guy whom isn't even worth my time.

but you're probably right....I'm a fag.

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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