I saw this last night. I have an extreme hatred for this entire series. My friend said he'd pay for my ticket, so I'm like "okay, why not? i mean, at the very least i'll be slightly entertained!!!"

So I walk into the theatre. I'm like, "oh i want popcorn to distract me during this" so I leave, but the concession stand is CLOSED. I go back to the theatre and the movie starts.

And, actually, it was pretty ----------- man this movie blew huge monkey bowler hat chunks. It was SO BAD.

I saw the first Saw. And the third. I thought the first was pretty entertaining, and all I could think the whole movie was "AS YOU WISH" (princess bride everybody), but I was entertained. The third sucked huge donkey tits. This movie... Ugh.

It opens with a dude laying on a table, and he has to shove his hands into this contraption that will crush his hands into a pulp fiction or else the swinging axe will slice him in half! he has 30 seconds. Probably the least clever thing I have ever seen. So, he crushes his hands but the axe slices him anyways. Then the badguy comes in and CUTS AND JIGSAW PEICE OUT OF HIS SKIN. Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeety clever!!!

Then we are introduced, kinda, to Sylvester Stallone's little brother. He's like a detective for something. And then there's another police man that also happens to look exactly like Sylvester Stallone. So, the whole movie the only way to tell these two clowns apart is that one of them stabbed himself in the trachea with a pen so that he didn't drown and he has like a bandaid on his neck.

Basically, this movie sucked gigantic pikachu cheeks. I literally RAN out of the theater when the directors name came up at the end of the movie. I don't think I was ever so bored in my life. The acting. Oh man. THE ACTING. I like how one reviewer put it: "It's not a good sign when watching someone stick their hand into a table saw is easier than listening to them recite dialogue."

I don't know what I was expecting, but this was a terrible, terrible film. Everyone else in the theater loved it though.

Highlight of the movie is when I farted at a silent part of the movie - TWICE. The second one was like a higher pitched one. So it was like, *low fart* *wait one second* *high pitch fart lasting about a second*

Saw V. More like... Big Momma's House V. 0/5

I thought Jigsaw fucking died in Saw III or something.

he did but they keep going with it.

The concept of giving something up for the greater good and learning a lesson is great and all, but they take it too far and ruin every single movie by doing so. The first one was decent but they've gotten worse and worse with each movie and they should just stop because no one except die hard teenagers are going to pay to see that shit.

its like they all sit at a meeting and say "LETS SEE HOW POINTLESSLY BRUTAL AND GOREY WE CAN MAKE THE NEXT ONE" with no real goal in mind except that.

I hate the saw series with a passion and I used to think it was a good thing until midway through the second onward.

JIGERsAW SPEAKS FORM THE PAST BECAUSE HE SWALLEWED A TAPE RECORDER

fuck this shit I hate saw so much

Saw 2 was pretty craptastic. Saw 3 was better, but still pretty meh. Personally, I like to pretend no other Saw's exist past Saw 1.

I thought Jigsaw fucking died in Saw III or something.

This is my reason for not watching any of the ones past 3. Well, besides the fact that I know its just going to be more of the same bloody gore trauma fest.

I like to pretend that every Saw movie, and every The Hills Have Eyes movie are ground into a fine powdery dust, and funneled into the stomachs of their creators and directors. Especially Hills Have Eyes. Saw is gross sure, but it doesn't have weird ass mutants fucking raping a teenager and a new mother in a shack. God I wanted to take shovel to the head of whoever thought that would be a good scene. Honestly, a shovel. Bam. Bam. Bam hehehehehehehe yes.

Hills is terrible as fuck too but its got its novelty.

Just like saw i think they took a decent idea and fucked it up pretty bad. I've never seen the original though. But really what would a group of demented, cannibalistic, atomic radiation freak people do other then kill and rape young women?

I thought the soldiers in the second movie were too retarded and I wanted to stop watching it.

The funny thing is that a sixth movie has already been announced.

When five movies in a series come out over the course of four years, SOMETHING IS HORRIBLY WRONG.

Liked the first, tolerated the second, forget the third, never saw the fouth, and don't plan on seeing the fifth!

But since we are THE UNTHINKING MASS they will continue to make these movies and it will have 5% on rottentomatoes and gross $1000B

The funny thing is that a sixth movie has already been announced.

When five movies in a series come out over the course of four years, SOMETHING IS HORRIBLY WRONG.

They're supposed to come out every Halloween.  That's the gimmick!  They were going to do the same thing with the Halloween franchise but I guess that fell through and they just made shitty sequels whenever they felt like it.

Wait has it really been five years since the first saw film? I thought it was only like 2005 or something.
Also Saw are garbage.

Sixth and Seventh were announced.

I'm hijacking this topic. Let's think up cool ways to kill people:

1. I put a key behind your eye. You have to dig your eye out and get the key to unlock the door or else... you see that big door there? That door's gonna open and a boulder's gonna roll in and kill you. An eye... or your life... you decide. The trick is, though... which eye did I put it behind?

2. Just an hour ago, I injected a poison in your dick. The antidote is hidden in your bum. You'll have to reach in and get it. When you get it, you have to inject the syringe into your dick. if you fail to do this, the poison will shut up your bowels and you will die a slow and painful death... that is, if you manage to kill the rabid wolves I'm about to release in 15 minutes.

I really liked the first Saw but never bothered to watch any of the others. Which is good because it sounds like the sequels all suck. I'm pretty proud of my self.

3. Kill Justin Timberlake or suffer my wrath.

4. You might notice there's a basin of poop in the center of this room. I have handcuffed your hands behind your hands behind your back. The remote to open the locked door is in the basin of poop. You have to get it with your mouth in 10 minutes... or die...

1. I put a key behind your eye. You have to dig your eye out and get the key to unlock the door or else... you see that big door there? That door's gonna open and a boulder's gonna roll in and kill you. An eye... or your life... you decide. The trick is, though... which eye did I put it behind?

Infinitely more clever than anything from Saw V.


5. An IV is connected to your leg, and it is slowly injecting you with apple juice from concentrate. You have to use a spoon to dig into your stomach because there is a combination hidden somewhere in there that will unlock your right arm and neck from the vice grips. You have, like, 4 minutes before you start pumping 100% Pure Apple Juice from concentrate.