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in the 80s it was a bizarre and terrifying fantasy, now it's a bizarre and terrifying R E A L I T Y ! ! !
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i guess existenz is croenenberg's updated take on the same idea, but i haven't watched that in forever and sort of remember not liking it (altho i watched it when i was a shitheaded young teen)
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The Muppets movie and the newer muppets movie.

Also, Once upon a time in china.

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"God Bless America" I don't know what to think of it.
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cabin in the woods was definite "goofy fun"
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Kung Fu Hustle, I love the story and though it's praised for the looney tune gags that's actually my least favorite part of the film.
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cabin in the woods was ok.
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Enter the Dragon was ok.
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The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Burials_of_Melquiades_Estrada

Its directed and starred in by Tommy Lee Jones. Its probably my favorite Tommy Lee Jones movie other than No Country for Old Men. Its about Melquiades Estrada who is a mexican illegal immigrant tommy's character originally hires to help melquides find work and to help with his farm in some small town in texas near the mexican border (they're cowboys). Melquiades gets murdered and the movie revolves around his murder, its treatment and the treatment of his body and its burial afterwards.

Its a really good film that focuses on the mistreatment of illegal immigrants and american ignorance. What I really like is the way its shot, it emphasizes alot of american stereotypes without direct context in the narrative. The morbidly obese hill-billy lady neighbor bikini sunbathing on her clay patched grass lawn of her travel sized trailer. The other older solitary lady neighbor who loves her dog way too much (waaaayy too much). The benefits of the high resell value on a newly manufactured mobile home. Town sheriff not give a shit about mexican immigrants. And the abusive, bigoted border patrol officer.

Its like a modern western drama. Not really an emphasis on violence or gunfighting but story telling and motive. Its really really good.
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Finally finished the six movies of the film series Once Upon A Time In China.

1 - undeniably the best. Imo also has the best plot.

2 - Actor of Leung Fu was replaced and the other disciples(Porky, Kai, So) were not in the movie which was a bit downer but the plot is still good, also Donnie Yen. Clubfoot was also a nice addition.

3 - I hated the lion dance fighting.

4 - the worst imo. Laughable plot and the lion dance competition wasn't at all exciting.

5 - ok for the most part. I'm glad they got rid of those weak lion dance fights.

6 - average. no hardcore fights since they are basically killing off the americans.
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Finally finished the six movies of the film series Once Upon A Time In China.

1 - undeniably the best. Imo also has the best plot.

2 - Actor of Leung Fu was replaced and the other disciples(Porky, Kai, So) were not in the movie which was a bit downer but the plot is still good, also Donnie Yen. Clubfoot was also a nice addition.

3 - I hated the lion dance fighting.

4 - the worst imo. Laughable plot and the lion dance competition wasn't at all exciting.

5 - ok for the most part. I'm glad they got rid of those weak lion dance fights.

6 - average. no hardcore fights since they are basically killing off the americans.
Personally I like 2 the best. The first one is great of course, but I find it overlong. I like how much more stylish 2 is and the fight scenes in it are just so damn superb. Also it ends on the most unsubtle political note ever that every time I see it I smile. I've never liked 3 and I've never seen the two without Jet Li. As for Once Upon a Time in China and America... well, as a kid I loved it and thought the 7-Eleven joke was the height of hilarity. Nowadays the less said about it the better.

There's also The Master and Iron Monkey which according to the Chinese titles and the involvement of Tsui Hark, imply that they're also a part of the franchise. The Master is absolutely atrocious, but the idea is pretty insane recasting Wong Fei Hung in 90s San Francisco. Iron Monkey is held in pretty high esteem internationally, but I've never really quite warmed to it.

Yesterday I saw The Avengers. It was mostly good, and it accomplishes what it sets out to do. The action is wonderfully shot in that there's not a lot of cutting and shaky cam going on. But the dialogue is godawful in a lot of places, and so is some of the humour. Then again, I really really don't like Joss Whedon, so that might be part of it. Another glaring problem is the inconsistancy of the actors. For example, Chris Evans and Robert Downey have a lot of interaction with each other, but Chris Evans who is a competent actor but not THAT good, just pales in comparison. Still, it's fun and it's never really boring. It's also better than the last two things I saw at the movies, which were Hunger Games and Battleship so that's not saying much. It's basically getting universal praise as far as I can tell and most people I know like it a helluva lot according to Facebook so I guess that makes me some sort of hater. *shrugs*
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I might need to rewatch the first two OUATIC to better compare, but as I remember 1 was truly wuxia at heart. I thought theseperate plotthread of the master and Leung Foon was brilliant.  I think what I didn't like about 2 was the part of the fight scenes where they arbitrarily assign rules as a symbol of winning or defeat like on the altar guys the guy shouldn't drop to theground since he's god which was really stylistic but there's no sensible explanation really.
 That's why I hate the lion dances so much, one minute you see them out of their masks where they can still (freely) attack others then back inside the lion costumeas if it was a requirement (sure the head shouldn't dropand it was needed to get the bait but oneis enough to hold it while the flag bearer and footholder could just whoop away everyone else).
They merely needed the costume for those gimicky choreography - which isn't as fast or impressive as you;d want it to be.

You should see the part 4 and 5. Unfortunately 4 is kind of tied to 5 (due to the sister of Aunt 13) so you'd have to watch the horrible 4 before the relatively decent 5.

I agree with th 7-11 joke. I totally wasn't expcting that. I think it wasn't the best ending for the series but I guess it's ok.


I have recently watched Hero and House of the Flying Daggers. I didn't know it was made by the same director and you'll notice that it's really the best at visuals. The stunts were ok and the story are great but the colors and the environment for me was the heart of the movies.

Coming up Fate of the Dragon, Come Drink with me, and A Chinese Ghost Story. I'll also try to find that Iron Monkey movie, sounds interesting.

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melancholia: first von trier i've watched, but i fucking loved it
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It's awesome. The fight scenes were meh and all the time I was imagining hat it would be like if the choreography was done by jackie or other good choreographers. But the story was great no wonder Quentin Tarantino expressed his interest on remaking it. Sadly, though I'm a QT fan, I was glad he didn't do it and I hope he never does. I don't think he's fit to make wuxia films without it looking like western-made asian movies.
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The Lion King 2.

How does someone die from a log falling on them? Also: Timone gets put in his place, which is a long time coming.

Simba is a real jerk in it for some reason, and apparently he arbitrarily banished all lionesses that Scar slept with (which, according to like LION LAW in the Lion King Universe was all of them surely?)

Turns out Simba is a shit king. Go figure.
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I really liked TLK2.  Not nearly as much as TLK but still a lot.  I really liked the idea of POLITICAL ISSUES in the Lion King universe, and I kind of liked that Simba wasn't some carbon copy of his dad (IDEAL LEADER and whatnot).  The whole Romeo and Juliet angle was kinda lost on me but I really liked seeing such a different end of that universe.
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I hate the emo lion seriously just because he looks like an emo. His siblings were interesting though, that older loser brother who wants to please her mom and that young girl, which I think will grow up to be the most cunning. The songs were great also one of the scores of the film almost sounds like the theme of Pirates of the Caribbean, can't remeber which part exactly.

ah what the hell i'll youtube it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNlxoYADPMo

I'm not a fan of the plot but all the other aspects of the film makes up for it. Also the Exile music was great, it wasfunny hearing the voices of hose animals also the song f Simba with his kid:

I LOVE THIS:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=glDGAo9SIqs

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Scar > his wife. As a villain.



Anyway, as for me I just watched A CHinese Ghost Story. I know the titlewas familiar as I've watched a tv series that was based on it, it felt great as I remember some of the highlight scenes. Good good story, would want a remake or a reimagination that has the same plot.
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Chronicle. All the main characters seemed like bros despite all their home problems. And the 'amateur camera' style ended up just being really annoying and immersion breaking, like they came up with every excuse to have a character film what was going on and it really didn't make sense.

And yet I liked it a lot. I just hope they drop the stupid camera shit for the sequel.
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There's gonne be a sequel to chronicle? Just watched it like 5 days ago too and it didn't seem so. Anyway, watched Flying Swords of Dragon Gate last night. Jet Li "Hero" type movie not that bad but I wouldn't recommend it if you don't have alot of spare time.
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Yeah, a sequel has been mentioned as planned. I don't know if its currently in the works though.