Well I got suspended today for two days for smoking on school property. It was only like a couple feet and the VP was being picky, but she knows who I am and all that so I guess I got special treatment. Anyways I got to thinking about other times I've been in trouble.

The most trouble I've ever been in that I can remember was probably in 10th grade, when me and a few buddies went for a walk to go smoke a J. One of my friends spotted a cruiser looking at us while we were just about to toke, so we changed course and he followed us. He approached us and we were not surprisingly about to shit ourselves. My parents didn't know that I smoked dope at the time, and the last thing I wanted them to know was that I was. He gets out of the car, starts asking us questions. He goes on to say that he would charge us for being on railroad property (he didn't mean it at the time but I took it pretty seriously) and I responded by calling him an asshole. Not one of my brightest moments. I honestly did not know that you could get in some serious shit for swearing at a police officer, though. He cuffs me and I continue to run my mouth. But on the plus side, while he was putting me in the cruiser my other friend ditched the stuff. They threw me in the drunk tank for an hour or so to think about what I did, and when I emerged I was greeted by the happy faces of my folks. Followed by a 5 day suspension and intense talk with the principal.

Other than that I used to to car hopping alot (or car shopping, I'm not quite sure) which is basically roaming around the neighborhood at night trying to find unlocked doors to steal whatever may be inside. Yeah, another one of my bright moments. I did this pretty frequently and I felt like I could never get caught. But eventually I did, roughly three times. But the first two time the dumb cops basically just said "get the fuck out of here go home". The third I happened to have a pipe on me which they seized and brought me home to my dad. He wasn't very happy, and thankfully he didn't tell my mom.

So, whats the worst trouble you've ever been in? Or what kind trouble have you been in generally?

I wrote a message to my schools administrations which basically amounted to "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ASSHOLES BLOCKING ALL OF THESE GODDAMN WEBSITES?!" I was really close to getting suspended, but apparently my previously clean record and like 3.8 GPA was enough to have them let me off with a slap on the wrist pretty much.

Ahh... freshman year, how stupid I was.

When I was 5 years old and in my first or second year of school, we were instructed to draw different foods. I had to draw a carrot. My mum always used to slice carrots up real tiny, so, I draw a bunch of sliced carrots, going into loads of detail on the pattern and texture. My teacher came and looked round once we'd all done, saw mine and held it up in front of the class shouting "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS? THIS ISN'T A FUCKING CARROT YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT." and that's the most trouble I've ever been in.

When I was 5 years old and in my first or second year of school, we were instructed to draw different foods. I had to draw a carrot. My mum always used to slice carrots up real tiny, so, I draw a bunch of sliced carrots, going into loads of detail on the pattern and texture. My teacher came and looked round once we'd all done, saw mine and held it up in front of the class shouting "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS? THIS ISN'T A FUCKING CARROT YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT." and that's the most trouble I've ever been in.

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wtf dude..

Man you have to tell us that story. That would be awesome.

Anyway, for me. Most trouble I've ever been in was when I did a paper run (mainly junk mail) and I started dumping them and not delivering them. After about a year of doing this I got caught by my Mum. Fuck.

Anyway that was years ago, other than that I'm a pretty good person really.

 

And you were getting paid?

I'd like to hear more on the panda and gazzwa stories.

whoa dude this is badass. please tell us this story.

Oh my God, Panda must tell us of his face-punching adventures...

Me on the other hand? I never really been in trouble... I always got away with it. :P

Me and some other guys nearly got a £30,000 fine for messing around with the school's computer network.

I did the senior prank and nearly got 40 felony charges.

In the end I got charged with trespassing and have to do 30 hours community service and pay 300 dollars of fines (+700 for my lawyer).

I got kicked out of school for the last few weeks (4-5) but still passed with advanced regents WITH HONORS. fuck yo' school. FUCK YO' SCHOOL!

You put your balls on your school's website, don't try and avoid sying it as we all know.