How to get a driving license in my place : give some bucks to the officer, answer a theorical questions in an answer sheet that already answered (so you just have to write your name), then skip the practical test, give your identity card (or fake it if you don't have one), take photo, then blam! you get your driving license!
And there's actually no speed limit on the street, you can go like 150km/h with the cops doing nothing - as long you don't hit anything. But the cops' really insane. They'll suddenly jump from bushes/dark corners to stop you and make you pay for like, passing the red light (while it's actually green) and stuff like that. My fav part is the race to avoid the cops - feels really great if you can run from them, which is very rarely happen.
Oh, an advice : avoid anything with 4 or more wheels.
Are you from Russia or something? I've heard that in Russia and other eastern European countries with corrupt governments, you basically have to bribe officials to get anything done. Need a license? Bribe. Need a building permit? Bribe. Get stopped by the cops because they're low on cash and don't need a reason? Bribe. It has become the modus operandi de facto.
My one piece of advice when learning to drive: learn on a manual. It's the best time to learn how, and it's more fun. Sure, driving an automatic is way easier, but it also lets you slack off and get distracted because you don't have to focus so much on driving. At the very least, go ahead and learn/get your license on an auto, but learn to drive a manual at SOME point in the near future. You never know when you'll be in a situation where you REALLY wished you had the skill.
My absolute worst driving pet peeves that people do:
1. Signaling after/during a turn/merge instead of before. If you're already turning, I don't need you to signal because you've already gone ahead and done it now, haven't you, fucknut?
2. Making a turn into the far lane instead of the proper one.
3. People who can't wait 5 seconds for me to pass them on the highway, and just HAVE to get in front of me in order to pass someone else, when I am obviously going faster than BOTH OF THEM FUCKING COMBINED.