Topic: Resident Evil 5 (exclusive 360 demo) (Read 4614 times)

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Download these files.

Burn them to a cd (doesn't have to be a DVD).  Play as "mixed media." ??? PROFIT.

So, what to say about the game?  Well, it's basically Resident Evil 4 with better graphics.  Same controls, same basic gameplay, same retarded enemies that run at you with axes except their black.  I will say that the best thing about the game is the "co-op" with Sheva.  At first I thought I was going to deal with stupid babysitting that plagues most games due to bad AI but having her cover you and reach areas you wouldn't normally access is refreshing from solo killing hordes of monsters.  The levels are larger, with more paths leading to the goal, and the battles are more "intense" than RE4 but other than that it's pretty much the same.

And Chris' biceps.  Jesus Christ, Chris' biceps.

To make this topic viable, here's some generic screenshots you've all seen before.

Anyways, this is uh... another RE5 discussion topic?






Last Edit: December 06, 2008, 12:03:57 am by Marcus
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 i would say the best part of this game is shooting afr'cans, hell yea *cracks a pabst*
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there are actually white and middle eastern enemies as well.   just sayin
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there are actually white and middle eastern enemies as well.   just sayin
Hajis too? Hell yeah! Capcom is rollin' deep with this game

Last Edit: December 07, 2008, 08:03:23 am by DietCoke
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i think the town is some sort of post apartheid colony or something as there's a building that looks like an embassy and there are various non-afrikans that are infected as well
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haha, yeah dude it just feels weird blowin away blacks...
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not me.  i shout FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA every time i kill one of these guys.
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these people........their animals *flashes to a black guy eating a gourd OH WAIT NO ITS A HUMAN SKULL*
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*exploits congo mineral wars to extract coltan for use in the production of videogame systems used to play games where you blow away africans*


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does this game take place in Chad?
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does this game take place in Chad?

no, some random make-belief city in south africa

chris, with his mighty biceps, and sheva, a mulatto girl from the african department of whatever government agency chris is working with, decide that it's best to enter a hostile city and fuck shit up personally.
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chris, with his mighty biceps, and sheva, a mulatto girl from the african department of whatever government agency chris is working with, decide that it's best to enter a hostile city and fuck shit up personally.

This is exactly why videogames are so entertaining

capcom would have to really go out of their way to make this NOT FUN
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you must really hate yourself after playing this game marcus oh wait you're a republican
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you must really hate yourself after playing this game marcus oh wait you're a republican
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everyone knows africans are much too malnourished and starved to be a threat even if they have some zombie parasite in their brains its like fighting a dok with rabies.
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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everyone knows africans are much too malnourished and starved to be a threat even if they have some zombie parasite in their brains its like fighting a dok with rabies.
not if its a super parasite...
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i am curious if anyone is actually offended by the location and portrayl of people in this game?

I am being serious. I haven't seen or watched much about this. Are people offended by it?
WHY SO SERIOUS HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
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they should have these huge spiked centipede things from hell popping out the back of their skulls with these insect legs that drag the africans around and they just kind of lay there and mumble "I'm.....so....hungry...." in Swahili that would be much more realistic.
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i am curious if anyone is actually offended by the location and portrayl of people in this game?

I am being serious. I haven't seen or watched much about this. Are people offended by it?

i am but that doesnt count!

well rather i was more offended by the original trailer which featured A DANGEROUS JUNGLE BUNNY GRUNTING AT TH EBLOND SAVIOUR and i am still offended that it's likely capcom doesn't know what they did wrong and just shoved white folks into the game to deflect the most damaging criticism (it's okay that you're basically an aryan warrior killing loads of black people who chase after you with clubs, there are some white folks too).
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you must really hate yourself after playing this game marcus oh wait you're a republican

damn straight but i still voted obama (change i can trust!)

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i am curious if anyone is actually offended by the location and portrayl of people in this game?

I am being serious. I haven't seen or watched much about this. Are people offended by it?

Offended?  No.  Amused?  Yes.  It's hard to fault Japan for stuff like this considering that for the past 100 years their population has diversified from .10% foreign nationals to a whopping 1.20% foreign nationals.  They are completely oblivious to the suffering and history of anyone who isn't Japanese.  I honestly believe the team of guys who thought up of the game seriously had no idea that a large group of people would find the fact that they're a big, buff silky skinned action hero shooting barbaric black dudes and when it did happen they tried to "pad" things out by adding a African chick who's whiter than Halle Berry and a handful of foreign zombies.

What I am offended by are the idiot gamers who cry "oversensitive!"  I love that word because it implies that you understand why something is offensive, don't find it offensive yourself, and you ridicule someone else for finding it so offensive.  DU-UH.  Of course Billy Bob who grew up in upper class New York estate and his mom paid his way through college won't find it offensive and blast all of his fellow gamers who are more culturally diverse because they want to censor his action game.  I found the edited lyrics from Little Big Planet to be a dumb thing to halt the game for but I'm Muslim and if I was I'd be pretty pissed my holy document was quoted out of context.  You can't speak for someone else unless you've been placed in their same situation.  Remember that episode of South Park when Stan's trying to make up for his dad screaming NIGGER on TV and Token's like YOU DON'T GET IT MAN!  You can't say "I feel for you bro" when you're not a fucking bro!

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