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The bigmac vs. whopper... arch enemies locked in battle for decades....

Now Burger King is stepping up the challenge and will be feeding hamburgers to people who don't even have a word for hamburgers...
http://www.whoppervirgins.com/
who do u think is gonna win? which is ur favorite?

Are you a whopper virgin yourself? Go out and get a whopper and bigmac, eat both and report back to us after you've busted your burger cherry.
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I once almost ate a bigmac but gave up because it tasted like nothing and some other reason. I never had a whopper either and never will.

Also I'm not sure if I like that as a marketing strategy but I know that they have reasons to do it like brand awareness blah blah blah
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Whoppers are fuckin gross. long live bigmacs and their special sauce.
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man, big macs almost hurt your chest to eat. whoppers are just as disgusting.
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like those assholes would actually go through with this if they liked mcdonalds I fucking hate burger king and mcdonalds so much.

I mean the food is shit but I'll eat it I just hate most of the management that work there and the fucking ad campaigns why can't you stupid ass people get over yourselves everyone knows what your shit food is why don't you use that money to pay your poor fucking employees that can't afford a place to live because the pay the so shitty god I hate them so much.

CAFT: they paid me like 6.75 or some crap the entire time I was there as a 16 year old kid working grill and I got like maybe 60 cents in raises after working there for two years god I was such an idiot.
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I've never had either (no Burger King or... where do they sell Whoppers, Burger King too?), pretty proud of it too. They both sound terrible.
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I've never had either myself as well. I tend to stick to chicken burgers if I even want to eat a burger, which I don't do that often.
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look at this virgin posting sandwich shit in a burger thread

get the fuck out of here
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I'm sorry, but with a triple-o's at my convenience (a chain only existing in western canada as far as I know), I don't need any other burgers.

but tbh i have neither had a whopper nor bigmac
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This isn't fair...





No way someone could get that thin without dying first.
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This isn't fair...




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sometimes i just really crave SHIT FOOD so i've had both burger king and mcdonalds quite a bit, i think whoppers are like 100x better than big macs
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sometimes i just really crave SHIT FOOD so i've had both burger king and mcdonalds quite a bit, i think whoppers are like 100x better than big macs

this is what I'm talkin about here.

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man you people are really being too uptight about this (yes, I realize this thread is supposed to be "irony"). you're forgetting that these people wouldn't even have food otherwise! burger king is giving them a free lunch AND flying them to the states, for free. are you seriously going attack the BK for what is essentially charity work?

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those are some fine tommy hilfiger shirts. father and son?

lol i completely missed those

that makes that picture so much better
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I was looking at the website and the people they show don't really look like they "wouldn't even have food". Then "they fly them to the states" like it's a lot better. Like United States of America is the best place that exists in the world. That makes no sense. And to someone who is starving it doesn't make a difference if it's a big mac or whopper.
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I think they are starving them beforehand to make sure the taste test remains untainted by external influences.
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If they never had westernized food like fast food burgers and stuff, then they'll probably spit it out after they eat it. And if they don't spit it out, the whole thing is rigged.
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look at this virgin posting sandwich shit in a burger thread

get the fuck out of here

hey fuck you buddy

I have had both

(yes the BigMac and the Whopper) and they are both EQUALLY shit

like, very very shit

so shit TFT almost looks human


and subway is better than all 3