I remember when I grabbed my first Whopper and stuffed it in my gob, I just about choked...
The taste was new to me, and the secret sauce trickled down the side of my mouth and down my chin.
Then the Big Mac came along, wasn't quite the same as the Whopper, I mean, sure it was BIG and everything but I dunno, it had this odd smell and texture to it, almost like it had already been chewed up and spat out...
I didn't mind though, it was strong in structure and wholesome, a real handful to tame...
But I did, and that's my story.
The End