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I remember when I grabbed my first Whopper and stuffed it in my gob, I just about choked...
The taste was new to me, and the secret sauce trickled down the side of my mouth and down my chin.
Then the Big Mac came along, wasn't quite the same as the Whopper, I mean, sure it was BIG and everything but I dunno, it had this odd smell and texture to it, almost like it had already been chewed up and spat out...
I didn't mind though, it was strong in structure and wholesome, a real handful to tame...
But I did, and that's my story.

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Whopper>Big Mac

I think some comedy mentioned it sometime, but I have this terrible feeling that all along they've been just throwing the tops of the second Big Mac buns in the garbage.
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wendy's is my preferred burger establishment
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Whopper>Big Mac

I think some comedy mentioned it sometime, but I have this terrible feeling that all along they've been just throwing the tops of the second Big Mac buns in the garbage.
i don't know if you're serious, but the middle bun isn't a bottom bun, it's got white on both sides. But big macs are terrible. Whoppers are terrible, this ad is terrible, omcifer's avatar is terrible, half the posts in this thread are terrible topic over.
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I got a better experiment. You get a really starving child like that kid on the first page, keep forcefeeding alternating whoppers and big macs till his shrivelled body dies. Whichever burger he was eating when he died loses because it's less healthy
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Homemade burgers are way better. Less grease, cheaper, and better ingredients. Only downside is you have to make it yourself.
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I havent read any of the topic, but this is pretty funny. I dont know what else to say. It's just completely ridiculous.
WHY SO SERIOUS HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
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I had a whopper for the first time last night... I actually thought it was pretty good, and I don't like big mac's at all, they are just plain sick with the thousand island dressing they put on it... I always had to replace that crap with mayo ketchup and mustard.
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Chanicakes you're breast feeding (if you're not you should) you can't ingest toxins like that
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I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb
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Home made burgers will always be the best.

Also it makes you wonder, what would happen if every single one of them liked the big mac better. Like, that they just couldn't cut all of those who like the big mac and only show videos of those who like the whooper because nothing would be left. Theyd just cancel the campaign? They would show it anyways but then show BUT THEY DIED OF FOOD POISONNING SHORTLY AFTERWARDS.... Or maybe theyre rigging them' burgers to make sure they like the whooper, like adding a shitload of salt to the big macs or adding some spices to the whooper that they will reckognize from where theyre from. They have to have some way of being sure this isnt going to end in McDonalds favor...

most likely though that they arn't really conducting any tests and just hire actors?
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i dont really like burger king, especially the whopper. for some reason they taste weird to me. I dont know if its the ketchup, the cheese, the meat, the grease or some combination thereof, but they dont taste like any other burger and in a bad way.
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i don't even see why its all that offensive. NO WHERE in the ad does it mention flying people to the us at all, and GREENLAND/ROMANIA don't seem like "oh these poor oppressed starving people"


edit: at WORST its like making them ignore their own cultural standards but like that happens every second of every day so whats the point of arguing that

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yeah man romania doesn't seem that bad! they only have probably the most orphans per capita of any country in europe but living in your own filth in the countryside is pretty rad! ceausescu owned he was such a cool guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go romania!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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borat was filmed in romania btw; that wasn't a set, it was a shitty village for real.

the way they'll sway it is exactly what you said. NOW; there will be some token people who like mcdonalds better, just to add legitimacy. but I will bet you the burger they serve them will be fresher and better than any we could get at burger king.

i mean this guy isn't a scientist or a filmmaker. DOGTOWN AND THE ZBOYS or whatever, a movie everyone knows was shit. he was as close to illegitimate as they could get without crossing the line.

it's also supposedly a full documentary, so most of it will be some pseudo national geographic stuff, only it'll have that kind of unwholesome "lookit the freaks! they dont burg?" appeal.
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borat was filmed in romania btw; that wasn't a set, it was a shitty village for real.
i realize that, but you can find shitty (shittier) villages all around the world no matter the prosperity of the country. i could travel 15 minutes away from my house and find worse places than there.

yeah man romania doesn't seem that bad! they only have probably the most orphans per capita of any country in europe but living in your own filth in the countryside is pretty rad! ceausescu owned he was such a cool guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go romania!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
yea good job talking about romania 20-40 years ago when it was still part of the ussr! way to be relevant man! just ignore the fact that it has one of the highest growing GDPs in europe etc

maybe from the ultra-consumerist view of the US living in the country-side is a bad thing but i think most of the people who do it have rather different social and cultural norms.
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i realize that, but you can find shitty (shittier) villages all around the world no matter the prosperity of the country. i could travel 15 minutes away from my house and find worse places than there.
yea good job talking about romania 20-40 years ago when it was still part of the ussr! way to be relevant man! just ignore the fact that it has one of the highest growing GDPs in europe etc

maybe from the ultra-consumerist view of the US living in the country-side is a bad thing but i think most of the people who do it have rather different social and cultural norms.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh if you live in the first world than no, you can't find shittier villages than that.

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ROMANIA?????????

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My favourite burger is the Baconator from Wendy's. I like it because it 1) is filled with pork 2) reminds me of Terminator and I can make that bad joke "I am the Baconator. Come with me if you want deliciousness." in the Shwarzenegger accent every time.
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holy shit i used to work at wendys. that burger is the grossest shit ever man, ughhhhhhhhh. it's usually SO GREASY that the ENTIRE WRAPPER IS SEE-THROUGH mere seconds after wrapping it.
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh if you live in the first world than no, you can't find shittier villages than that.
have you ever been to inner city detroit? just because its not out in the countryside doesn't mean it isn't as bad. i'm pretty sure poor romanian villages don't have tons of homeless people and lots of crime/violence!

have you ever been to native american reservations? those places have some of the worst living conditions imaginable, so bad that they are often compared to third world countries


also yo romania is considered a 1st world country since the end of the ussr sooooooo

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I know. If you're going to destroy your health eating congealed meats covered in salt and pork-byproducts, go big or go home is what I say.

BTW. Romania ranks a 0.813 on the Human Development Index, which is fairly high, so while it may only be a middle income country and the people don't make much money per head, its probably still a more-than-hospitable place to live.
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My favourite burger is the Baconator from Wendy's. I like it because it 1) is filled with pork 2) reminds me of Terminator and I can make that bad joke "I am the Baconator. Come with me if you want deliciousness." in the Shwarzenegger accent every time.
man i've had those a couple of times and i'm pretty sure your probability of coronary failure grows exponentially after each one.
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