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Beasley

#41 December 08, 2008, 05:50:36 am

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Quote from: Pidgeotto221 on December 08, 2008, 05:42:39 am

chef in what universe does a highschool require you to write more than postdocs seeking thesis approval.

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Wash Cycle

#42 December 08, 2008, 05:51:29 am

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heh most I've ever pushed myself to do was maybe 14-15 pages in one day I think. Granted I actually put a lot of effort into that and it was for a legit research paper and I bet I could sit down and pump 50+ pages of bs pretty easily. once you get rollin man you just crank that shit out

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#43 December 08, 2008, 05:52:05 am

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he specifically said it wasnt bs

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#44 December 08, 2008, 05:52:41 am

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Man, all of my papers are half-assed papers written like, the day before they are due and I still crank out As. Hooray for lenient teachers!

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esiann

#45 December 08, 2008, 05:55:47 am

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yeah i have heard of this happening at lots of private schools but it always seemed really pointless to me when 1/5 of students, if that, will actually put a lot of time into it. but i don't know, it's probably useful for later papers.

actually once you do all the research and get started it's not that hard to write a lot of pages really quickly. i've just never had to research to that extent ever.

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Sludgelord

#46 December 08, 2008, 05:59:47 am

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Quote from: Pidgeotto221 on December 08, 2008, 05:42:39 am

chef in what universe does a highschool require you to write more than postdocs seeking thesis approval.

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Sludgelord

#47 December 08, 2008, 06:01:24 am

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ALSO if you search, it will be online i think. it was about norse mythology, but i can't remember what it was called. they put all of the senior papers and senior projects online. i did a powerpoint with it too, but the powerpoint was way before so i don't know if it will be there.

and yeah i went to kinkos at 7:00 am. or maybe later i don't remember when it opens. but i went as early as it opened!

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#48 December 08, 2008, 06:06:15 am

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you went to private school, no wonder. I was seriously like "bullshit a public school will require students to write 40 pages they'd all fail" but yeah private schools do horrible shit like that.

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esiann

#49 December 08, 2008, 06:12:43 am

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the curriculum pdf says 15 pages, is this something completely unrelated or did a whole bunch of parents complain and manage to get it shortened a shitload

man private schools. i guess they are worth it.

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Sludgelord

#50 December 08, 2008, 06:15:28 am

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i don't know, it could be different. we had to interview someone, and that had to be a certain page length too. in fact, i think that was much harder than this, because we had months and months to research the 50 page paper. we basically didn't have history class last semester so we could work on the paper. maybe it is that, or maybe they did shorten it. one guy wrote something like 180 pages.

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Farren

#51 December 08, 2008, 07:47:02 am

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I wrote a paper in 10th grade about Michael jackson and it was entitled "THE PHANTOM MENACE" and it was about him being a total piece of shit and weird motherfucker. It was pretty funny I guess and I wrote it a few months before he fucked that second kid.

I remember I had to write a rough draft for it and it was a pretty creepy story about some post apocalyptic world where all of the major cities were deserted because of michael jackson clones running around everywhere and then a michael jackson army breakdancing through the streeets of newyork. What was really funny about it though was that we had to switch papers and some cute dainty girl ended up reading mine out loud and it was fucking hilarious. I had alot of fun in that class.

It was basically WHY HE IS A MENACE TO SOCIETY and I had examples from him fucking a kid and holding his own ruggedly out of a balcony window

I got an A+ and I had to read it out loud.

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Farren

#52 December 08, 2008, 07:54:06 am

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I also wrote a paper about poltergeists and other kinds of ghosts (ENDO PLASMIC BEINGS) in 7th grade and it was completely serious I also got an A for that I'm pretty sure

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#53 December 08, 2008, 08:30:07 am

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Quote from: dogchode69 on December 08, 2008, 05:03:01 am

Also man, I had to write a 50 page senior paper in order to graduate and I did it all the night before. I wrote like 60 pages in a single night. It was fucking garbage man, but I seriously doubt anyone would read an entire 60 page paper, especially since the entire senior class had to submit one. I don't even know what grade I got on it. I handed it in and forgot about it entirely.

for some reason, i want to read this

Also once I wrote a paper about Ninja's. I think it was somehow related to vietnam. Like, Ninja's = Vietcong or something. Got an A.

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#54 December 08, 2008, 01:36:19 pm

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The term paper was pretty funny, but it still got 61% which is odd.

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Shadow Kirby

#55 December 08, 2008, 02:51:21 pm

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I must do a 12 page paper for the end of the day. I have 3.5 pages done and I am procrastinating right now. Gonna be one hell of a ride.

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#56 December 08, 2008, 04:23:36 pm

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There's this religious studies class my old middle school has to give to get extra subsidies. There were some good teachers that made it remotely bearable, but my class was stuck with this closet evangelist. I remember we had to write an essay about god (of all people), and when I finally managed to claw my way out of the dark pit of teenage depression and wrote an essay titled "god is a woolen sweater, a rhetorical dialogue" the bastard didn't accept it and almost failed me. I did bloody research for that one.

"Field Marshal Haig is about to make yet another gargantuan effort to move his drinks cabinet six inches close to Berlin."

Sam: "What assurance do you give, Taraka, that this bargain will be kept?"
Taraka: "My word? I shall be happy to swear by anything you care to name--"
Sam: "A facility with oaths is not the most reassuring quality in a bargainer..."

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Blitzen

#57 December 08, 2008, 04:31:24 pm

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Heh want to talk about bad papers I once did a paper on the Spartacist rebellion in 1919 and didn't even mention Rosa Luxembourg talk about egg on the face.

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#58 December 09, 2008, 12:59:48 am

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Back in Uni, did a business statistics course and I seriously got an 8% on the test.. because the prof was a fucking dolt and gave negative marks for showing your work and putting an incorrect answer... You're better off not even putting anything down if you're not 100%(!!!) sure about the answer.. I got it back and I couldn't believe it because out of any course, anywhere, anytime, that was my worst mark ever by like 50%... Mainly because the prof was a huge idiot that nobody liked and 3/4 of the class ended up dropping, including me... And the poor guys who stayed... Well lets just say that 3/4 of the people who stayed failed the course miserably.

Took it that spring with another prof... Guess what I got? A+... That's right. She taught it a million times better than that mofo ever did and she didn't give negative marks for shit... If you show your work and you're close to the right answer, you'll at least get a 4/5, not a -1. I couldn't believe how simple the concepts in the course really was if you had someone who could actually teach... How he got to be a prof? My guess is because he makes the Uni loads of money by continually failing people for being such a shitty prof and making them enroll over again..

Goes to show how much of a dumbass he really was... The bastard thought he could fail me huh? Well... I graduated last spring and am working professionally now so if I ever saw him again, I'd probably swear up a storm at him and deck his ass with a straight right..

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#59 December 09, 2008, 01:40:47 am

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Quote from: Revolutionist on December 09, 2008, 12:59:48 am

Back in Uni, did a business statistics course and I seriously got an 8% on the test.. because the prof was a fucking dolt and gave negative marks for showing your work and putting an incorrect answer... You're better off not even putting anything down if you're not 100%(!!!) sure about the answer.. I got it back and I couldn't believe it because out of any course, anywhere, anytime, that was my worst mark ever by like 50%... Mainly because the prof was a huge idiot that nobody liked and 3/4 of the class ended up dropping, including me... And the poor guys who stayed... Well lets just say that 3/4 of the people who stayed failed the course miserably.

Took it that spring with another prof... Guess what I got? A+... That's right. She taught it a million times better than that mofo ever did and she didn't give negative marks for shit... If you show your work and you're close to the right answer, you'll at least get a 4/5, not a -1. I couldn't believe how simple the concepts in the course really was if you had someone who could actually teach... How he got to be a prof? My guess is because he makes the Uni loads of money by continually failing people for being such a shitty prof and making them enroll over again..

Goes to show how much of a dumbass he really was... The bastard thought he could fail me huh? Well... I graduated last spring and am working professionally now so if I ever saw him again, I'd probably swear up a storm at him and deck his ass with a straight right..

That would sure show him!

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#60 December 09, 2008, 03:21:04 am

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Quote from: Revolutionist on December 09, 2008, 12:59:48 am

Back in Uni, did a business statistics course and I seriously got an 8% on the test.. because the prof was a fucking dolt and gave negative marks for showing your work and putting an incorrect answer... You're better off not even putting anything down if you're not 100%(!!!) sure about the answer.. I got it back and I couldn't believe it because out of any course, anywhere, anytime, that was my worst mark ever by like 50%... Mainly because the prof was a huge idiot that nobody liked and 3/4 of the class ended up dropping, including me... And the poor guys who stayed... Well lets just say that 3/4 of the people who stayed failed the course miserably.

Took it that spring with another prof... Guess what I got? A+... That's right. She taught it a million times better than that mofo ever did and she didn't give negative marks for shit... If you show your work and you're close to the right answer, you'll at least get a 4/5, not a -1. I couldn't believe how simple the concepts in the course really was if you had someone who could actually teach... How he got to be a prof? My guess is because he makes the Uni loads of money by continually failing people for being such a shitty prof and making them enroll over again..

Goes to show how much of a dumbass he really was... The bastard thought he could fail me huh? Well... I graduated last spring and am working professionally now so if I ever saw him again, I'd probably swear up a storm at him and deck his ass with a straight right..

you're dumb.

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